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Hel S

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Northerner happily surviving exile in the South

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Duncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale.
Roman mosaic depicting man carrying a large bird like an emu.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can finally achieve my dream of smelling like an evil clown who lives in the sewer.
Pennywise fragrances store
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Party that wants to retrospectively change rules so as to remove migrants also says retrospective rules on party funding are "dictatorship tactics".
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MꙬse Allain @handle.invalid · 01/09/2026
Aliens observing the last day might have thought they were witnessing a gigantic hatching.
Screenshot from an instagram post by The Big Ladder Photographer of the Reading Festival aftermath, litter and camping equipment and hundreds of tents simply abandoned.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being…
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
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MꙬse Allain @handle.invalid · 19/08/2026
Fibonacci Sequins - clusters of sequins forming a fibonacci sequence.
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London is fine @londonisfine.co.uk · 08/08/2026
Hi! Do you live in London? Or have you spent time there? Would you like to help with some research on how we can counter the daft lies that circulate about our city online? I’d be really interested in your answers to two questions at www.londonisfine.co.uk
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London is fine – …meaning just okay or sunny or refined or FINE
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A good review of a great book! Highly recommend reading both.
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sure-fire way to make me unsubscribe from your emails is to send me an email to tell me you’re going to send me an email but you can’t tell me what’s in that email yet. #Byebye
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
¡¡¡¡VAMOS!!!! Lovely.
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Enjoying imagining how to pronounce Williams in Spanish. A W, some Is either side of a double L - magic.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They wish it was all over… It isn’t yet
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Tom Davies @tomdaviese17.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Who isn't in the stands?" gibbers Mowbray over today's celebrity hangers-on. How about "thousands of non-super rich genuine fans of both sides"
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Muppets doing Seven Nation Army = England France Bieber doing whatever the fuck that was = Argentina Spain
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
KERMIT!!!
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Quite remarkable. Thought France were going to win 6-4 at several points.
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
People who still know what’s good in comedy: what should I see in Edinburgh, last weekend in August? Will book a couple of old faves, but would be good to see some good new stuff…
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Right. Commentators can stop with all of that mad optimism now. Just what we needed.
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Mark Watson @handle.invalid · 30/06/2026
When did Germany forget how to take penalties and why was it 30 years too late to prevent massive psychic damage to a generation
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Anyway. Sweepstake hopes march on. 🇨🇦
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Missed the Canada goal while chatting about how boring the match was.
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
On the rare occasions I need to say “Ecuador” I always pronounce it like this. No matter who(m) it confuses. open.spotify.com/track/1arJHh...
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Ecuador - Original Radio Edit
Sash! · It's My Life · Song · 1997
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London SE1 community website @se1.news · 28/06/2026
"Perfect Timing for New School Term" says agent's listing for £3,480-a-month studio apartment in the Shell Centre development at Waterloo www.onthemarket.com/details/1981...
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Casson Square, London, SE1 Studio to rent - £3,480 pcm (£803 pw)
OpenRent - UK present this Studio to rent in Casson Square, London, SE1
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Is this why?! Huge if yes.
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I mean, the Europe thing’s terrifying, but I am enjoying Minding The Gap.
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
@londonassembly.bsky.social Looking for info on when the direct Lewisham-Stratford DLR trains will start again. Stopped in July to “coincide with school hols” for reduced disruption, but it’s late October now, they’re still off, and there’s been no news. Can you help? Thanks! #assemblytransport
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Oof, hate watching penalty shoot-outs in the BBC app… who’s best to follow for live #SAFC score updates on here?
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I know this isn’t actually old twitter from when twitter was good, but just in the off-chance: anyone know what’s happened to High Road Social in Greenwich?
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I have not fact checked this. It is too perfect.
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Murky Depths @murkydepths.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
With Silvertown tunnel days from opening I went to see how pedestrian and cycling routes in the area are looking. Yep. www.fromthemurkydepths.co.uk/2025/04/03/s...
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Silvertown tunnel: Still abysmal for Greenwich pedestrians and cyclists before opening? - Murky Depths
With days until the Silvertown tunnel is set to open are things any better for cyclists heading to the bike bus or pedestrians crossing?
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
WTF has Apple done to photos, and how do I reverse it? Seeing things from last September instead of stuff I took last week. Never been closer to going android!
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Judge Roy Ferguson @judgefergusontx.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!
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Murky Depths @murkydepths.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Fightback after rent increases cause problems for independent Greenwich town centre shops. A landlord which owns much of the centre criticised for rent hikes amid claims the town becoming homogenised with national chains www.fromthemurkydepths.co.uk/2025/02/07/f...
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Fightback against Greenwich town centre's loss of independent shops as another closes - Murky Depths
A petition has been launched after the forthcoming closure of an independent shop with requests to limit rent increases
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I've been in rehearsal rooms with men like Wynne Evans, men who are just a bit cheeky, it's all a laugh, ha ha, he's always standing a bit too close to you, lol lmao, he's putting his arm round you while he's talking but it's all just friendly, at the beginning of the day when you arrive he
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
@stephen-fisher.bsky.social Morning.
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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Got to keep up with the Joneses over here on Bluesky
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The Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
If you drink in your local once in a blue moon, do dry January or never go in the bloody place, then don't cry when your lovely local boozer closes and is replaced by a Poundland.
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Not only would I sign this, I could also provide some of the worst case photos.
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The Greenwich Wire @greenwichwire.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
A petition to fix the escalators at Cutty Sark DLR station, which have been broken for years, has reached 700 signatures this morning.
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Fix Cutty Sark DLR station's broken escalators, petition demands - The Greenwich Wire
A campaign has been launched by frustrated passengers demanding that Transport for London fixes the broken escalators at Cutty Sark DLR station once and for all.
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
This is an absolutely wonderful Christmas story. Grab a cocoa and settle in.
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Murky Depths @murkydepths.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Google Streetview has been updated to Oct 2024 in parts of SE London like Woolwich and Thamesmead if you fancy a nose around all the recent changes. Woolwich's many developments on there such as Berkeley riverside towers, Morris Walk estate rebuild, student block in Woolwich etc.
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
GREAT QUESTION.
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Guardian NUJ @gonuj.org · 11/12/2024
👀 Memo to the Scott Trust: “We are often told how much our support is appreciated. It would be nice if someone rewarded our support by asking our opinion on the plan to sell off the Observer.” Our readers would like a word. #savetheobserver 🙏🏻 www.theguardian.com/media/2024/d...
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Readers’ views on plans to sell the Observer | Letters
Letters: Harriet Monkhouse, Alison Chapman and Terry Walton on Guardian Media Group’s proposed sale of the Sunday paper to Tortoise Media
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The Greenwich Wire @greenwichwire.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Whoops! Greenwich Council needs time to fix the signs in its low-traffic neighbourhood - so it has extended its grace period for driving in the rush-hour LTN after all. Drivers will now not face penalty charges of up to £130 until the new year.
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Greenwich LTN: Council U-turns and will extend grace period to fix signs - The Greenwich Wire
Updated story: Greenwich Council has changed its mind and will extend a grace period for drivers in its new low-traffic neighbourhood after all because of problems with the signage in the area. The…
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This was quite a surprise this morning. Glad someone took photos of it!
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It’s going to be ok if this crew is here.
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SE7Potter @se7potter.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Startling that Charlton House has been placed on the Historic England ‘at risk’ register. This village focal is so important to the #SE7 & wider community. *Thank you @greenwichwire* What can we do? Support local, spend locally, get involved, go visit! greenwichwire.co.uk/2024/11/14/c...
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Charlton House declared 'at risk' by Historic England over leaky roof - The Greenwich Wire
Charlton House has been added to Historic England’s register of buildings at risk, a decade after the Jacobean mansion was hived off to a trust.
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Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Glad to find a South East London flavour here - still reminisce about when that was nice in the twitter days of yore…
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