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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 6h

My partner thought cloaca was “that game you love and got that t shirt of”

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve been away for twelve days so I brought him home a gay little monkey, I think he likes it

My dog Patches, a border collie, sleeping on my side of the bed and cuddling a colourful monkey plush

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So is everyone just ill currently ?

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I haven’t seen any new banksy paintings since Duncan Sheik died

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

No babe I didn’t shout out my ex’s name that was my safe word

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The collective noun for American tourists is called a jumpscare

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I haven’t seen any new banksy paintings since Ettore Zuim died

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’ve had more peer pressure to eat protein in my adult years than I had pressure to do drugs in my teens

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Had a dream that roller coasters added a “seat” to the front of where you just sorta dangled from a rope

Photo of a rollercoaster in motion with a drawn on metal “arm” and a rope hanging from the end of the arm. There is a person in a suit holding onto the rope

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Do u keep your eyes open or closed while the dentist pokes around in there

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Why doesn’t the river flow like this ? Is it stupid

Screenshot of satellite map of a river meandering and nearly doubling back on itself to form an oxbow lake near Kampong Ukong in Malaysia.

There is an arrow drawn onto the image, in the wrong direction, that cuts off the meandering and indicates a straight line

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Did you know that bigfoot sightings overlap near perfectly with the range of the american black bear, indicating a potential symbiotic relationship between these two incredible species

A range map depicting bigfoot sightings and american black bear sightings. There is an image superimposed on the left of a black bear standing upright on two legs with a caption below saying “fun fact: black bears have often been recorded standing and walking on their hind legs”

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Fucking an unown would probably be like fucking a can of alphabet soup

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’ve started playing pokemon go again if u also play share your friend code :)

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

As an Irish person it’s very annoying to see people refer to gaa / O’Neill shorts as Paul Mescal shorts but it’s doubly annoying when they’re not even O’Neill brand shorts being called Paul Mescal shorts

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Rice is perfect for when you’re hungry for two thousand of something

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’m tired of scientific names for animals I want a newly discovered beetle called Gregor

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I haven’t seen any new banksy paintings since King Harald of Norway died

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Wait people paid for netflix just to watch the gta stuff ? Are they stupid

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

We need more non symmetrical animals

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Do you think dogs get embarrassed when you have to check their bum

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I haven’t seen any new banksy paintings since Peter Cullen died

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I haven’t seen any new banksy paintings since Yayoi Kusama died

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I haven’t seen any new banksy paintings since Tim Curry died

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I think I’ll have to watch Steel Magnolias today

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I haven’t seen any new banksy paintings since Dolly Parton died

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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My top five Simpsons quotes I use the most: 1. It’s a perfectly cromulent word 2. I just think they’re neat! 3. TRAMBAMPOLINE! TRAMBOPOLINE! 4. Guys and Dolls! We’re just a bunch of crazy Guys and Dolls! 5. Fiddledy dee :) is going to require a tetanus shot :))

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