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@hellresidentny.blacksky.app
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Smart-ass. Pop-culture nerd. News/history/science junkie. Sandwich addict. Chaotic Good. Writer: Pajiba, UPROXX. Representing BK to the fullest. Don't tell me to smile more. Just don't. BrianLastNameRichards.contently.com

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A Nightmare on Nat Street 🇵🇷🏳‍⚧ @peanutbutterwhisky.bsky.social · 6h
I look at the trailers for Ebenezer and Day Drinker and think 2 things to myself. The survivor in me thinks to myself "The world really allowed Amber Heard's life to get ruined for this clown." And the film fan in me goes "This is the guy who got an Oscar nomination for playing Jack Sparrow?"
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Danny Korcz @dannykorcz.bsky.social · 2h
This man used DARVO to convince people that he was the actual victim despite being the abuser. Not only did it succeed, but he's returned to play the same roles people got tired of back in the 2010s. And yet it's Amber Heard who can't act?
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Meanwhile, Johnny:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 16h
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 5h
Happy Birthday to the legendary MC. In his honor, here's the 10 minute Funk Flex freestyle that when you hit play, you think you're gonna turn it off after a couple minutes but then you end up watching the whole thing, just mesmerized: www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmQ...
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BLACK THOUGHT FREESTYLES ON FLEX | #FREESTYLE087
YouTube video by HOT 97
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 2h
I love that the owl's facial expression says, "You've gotta be fucking kidding me."
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 2h
*record scratch* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation… (reposted with alt text because this is an absolute treasure. Photo credit: Kevin Lohman @kevinlohman.bsky.social)
Professional photograph of a squirrel leaping down from a branch at a very startled-looking owl. The owl’s yellow eyes are wide as it looks over its shoulder up at the squirrel who clearly has zero regard for his own life, his mouth open as if shouting WITNESS ME, or potentially some sort of justification for this surprise attack, Inigo Montoya style. Whatever the Owl has to say in return is definitely in all caps. 

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CALIFORNIA POST
California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition
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We Geek Girls @wegeekgirls.bsky.social · 1h
It’s October 3rd. Happy Mean Girls Day! #MeanGirls #MeanGirlsDay #October3rd
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paige ☾⋆。𖦹°✩ @thoughtsbypaige.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sending love to all the survivors who are having to be triggered by all of the news right now. Whatever you’re feeling is valid, and it’s hard. I feel so much anger, and I’m going to try to channel it into doing something good for other people. Because that’s all we can do.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 18h
James Gunn saying this to everyone who thought he'd walk away from DC Studios because of this merger:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 16h
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Wat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 17h
Having a woman that loves you and giving that up because you want to find more women that like you is the dumbest thing ever. You already won dawg.
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Good Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 17h
You never look as young as you think you do and especially when you around people half ya age.. That first “lemme get bye you ,OG” while NBAYoungboy is blasting is gonna feel like a scud missile to the chest.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 17h
Too many older men are truly convinced that they can kick their spouses to the curb, and just dive back into the dating pool without getting eaten alive by these younger women who are (as @solomonrmissouri.com said in his now-legendary thread) children of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 18h
James Gunn saying this to everyone who thought he'd walk away from DC Studios because of this merger:
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 19h
😍😍 (sighs happily) 😍😍
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23h
Like displaying heads on pikes
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 19h
I hate this. So fucking much. And I truly hope that this merger fails miserably and blows up in David Ellison's face like a damn land mine. #Skydance
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West Side Rag @westsiderag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A cookie closure, an NYPD evidence team, and a lawsuit. www.westsiderag.com/2026/10/02/u...
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UWS Chip City Permanently Closes as NYPD Officers Arrive to Collect Evidence
Officers outside of the now-shuttered Upper West Side Chip City. Photo by Gus Saltonstall. By Gus Saltonstall The Upper West
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 02/10/2026
All Chip City locations have been told they're shutting down immediately so now is a great time to read Courtney's piece on private equity's influence and investment in the cookie business on @weareravenous.com www.weareravenous.com/the-curious-...
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The Curious Case of the Soulless Private Equity Cookie
If you’re going to pay more than $5 for a single cookie, it should at least have some soul.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 20h
A two-panel screenshot from the animated series SCOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU? that shows Fred standing in front of someone who is wearing a ghost costume and tied up with rope around their arms and waist, as Fred reaches to remove their mask. The first panel has large white text on the ghost that reads "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" and large white text on Fred that reads "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS."

The second panel shows Fred holding the mask in his hand after removing it, revealing a white man with black hair and a pencil-thin moustache glaring at Fred, and on said white man is large white text that reads "PRIVATE EQUITY."
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
You're setting the example of giving me another song to ignore and know nothing about, just like "Choosin' Texas," so...job well done, I guess.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I don't have nearly enough deep, heavy Negro spiritual sighs to express how I truly feel about this fuckshit.
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New Name of Paramount-Warner Bros. Unveiled: Skydance
The soon-to-merge Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery officially has a name: It's simply going to be "Skydance," according to chairman and CEO David Ellison.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 01/10/2025
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Angela Bassett as Reva Styles in a promotional photo for the film BOYZ N THE HOODAngela Bassett as Rita Veder in vampire form in a promotional photo for the film VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 01/10/2025
September 30 October 1
Amy (played by Amanda Bearse) in a promotional photo for the 1985 film FRIGHT NIGHTAmy (played by Amanda Bearse) in vampire form with long red hair, bulging red eyes, and huge fangs, in a promotional photo for the 1985 film FRIGHT NIGHT
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
September 30 October 1
The late, great Tim Curry as Wadsworth in a promotional photo for the film CLUE, as he smiles while pointing a revolver.The late, great Tim Curry as Darkness, in a promotional photo for the film LEGEND, as he smiles while pointing in his gloriously demonic form.
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Condragulations to the Las Vegas Aces for their victory! And this message is to the Indiana Fever, particularly Sophie Cunningham, and all of the "PROTECT WOMEN'S SPORTS" assholes who support her:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I can think of one other person who also would've made that same mistake:
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Me reading the first half Me reading the rest of it
A screenshot of Chloe (played by Krysten Ritter) holding a paper coffee cup in hand and gasping with a happy expression on her face, in a scene from the sitcom DON'T TELL THE B IN APT. 23A screenshot of Chloe (played by Krysten Ritter) holding a paper coffee cup in hand and havi g a disgusted expression on her face, in a scene from the sitcom DON'T TELL THE B IN APT. 23
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
All right, #Verity. Let's see what you've got. #FilmSky 🎥
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I'm not sure why Ben Affleck felt compelled to tell us this, as if everyone is embracing A.I. with open arms, but condragulations on making a lot of people not want to watch ANIMALS when it drops, I guess.
Black text on a light brown banner against a red background that reads "STOP FORCING A.I. INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING." Which is encircled by light brown text that reads "NOBODY ASKED FOR IT, EVERYONE HATES IT."
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Kelly, I adore you, but you need to make better choices that don't have you looking and sounding like this:
Kent Brockman at the news desk saying "And I, for one, welcome our new A.I. overlords!" next to a photo of a Terminator endoskeleton with glowing red eyes.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today in me being insufferable: A number of the zines and band posters inside that record shop, uh, belonged to me. The HF production design team borrowed* them from myself and other Chicago music scene/record store folks. The More You Know etc [*no I didn't get paid lol, I did it For the Culture]
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 19/04/2026
For reasons that should be obvious to anyone who is paying attention, I'm resharing this article I wrote for @pajiba.com about how too many men out here are complete fucking trash, and how men need to do much, much, MUCH better when it comes to how they treat the women around them.
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Men's Advice To Women On How To Stay Safe Is Useless Trash
Men need to spend less time telling women how to be safe, and more time checking each other for making women unsafe
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Fingers crossed that the season/series finale is a 90-minute episode to properly wrap everything up. And that we get at least one scene of John Stewart telling Maggie to kiss his Black ass right before he takes his watch back, and tells her that she isn't getting a dime from him. #Lanterns #TVSky 📺
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have great news for people who want LANTERNS to just be GREEN LANTERN
HBO Max menu showing various Green Lantern movies
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
EVE'S BAYOU
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
#VMAs
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Lion Mascot Duly Noted at Office Desk
Alt: Lion Mascot seated at desk with laptop on it, and writes something down with "Duly Noted" at the bottom of the screen in large white text
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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Definitely not what I was expecting. widget-club.com/wallpapers/t...
A screenshot from a website that identifies your birthday color. Mine is Adobe, followed by the color word ("Afterglow"), the color code, and a sentence that reads: "Warm and powerful like the setting sun. You gently light the way for weary hearts at day's end, giving others strength and optimism to face tomorrow with renewed spirit."
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 27/09/2026
🏀 WNBA PLAYOFFS START TODAY!!!! 🏀 Watch the games. Like the highlights. Talk to fellow fans about the great players and stories. Don’t feed the trolls in the comments. Don’t listen to the garbage. Don’t click on the clickbait.
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WNBA @wnba.com · 27/09/2026
8 teams enter the playoffs. When it’s all said and done, only 1 will be left standing. 🏆 The battle for the Championship starts TODAY. 2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel
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WNBA @wnba.com · 27/09/2026
The WNBA playoffs are HERE 🔥 ➡️ NYL-MIN | 2pm/ET | ABC ➡️ IND-LVA | 4pm/ET | ABC ➡️ WAS-ATL | 7pm/ET | Prime Video ➡️ DAL-GSV | 9pm/ET | USA Network 2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 26/09/2026
Dolly Parton recorded a duet with Bono before she died that will be on U2's next album
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Dolly Parton recorded a duet with Bono before she died that will be on U2's next album
Dolly Parton recorded a duet with Bono just months before she died that will be included on U2's upcoming album 'Carnaval De Luz.'
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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