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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 6h

I look forward to the day when Lorne Michaels finally takes this advice from Colin Jost:

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 6h

Me, when I'm reminded that Shane Gillis is hosting #SNL yet again tonight:

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 7h

In the words of Nickelback: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!"

Paul Newman, shirtless and wearing a Star of David on a necklace while holding a lit cigarette.

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 12h

When the same university that denied you tenure back in the Eighties is now trying to praise you for winning the Nobel Prize, while also bragging about how you used to work for them:

A screenshot of Bill Duke in MENACE II SOCIETY in a suit and tie, seated while pointing at someone offscreen with his left index finger, and above him is large white text that reads, "You done fucked up now, you know that, don't you?"

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 14h

The shorter version of Danny Trejo's response:

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026

Said it many times before, and it always bears repeating: I don't want ICE to be abolished. I want ICE to be completely fucking destroyed.

A flyer on white paper with large black text that reads "ARE YOU A MISERABLE, UNFUCKABLE PIECE OF DOG SHIT? JOIN ICE!"

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026

This country has gone from hosting MMA matches on the White House lawn, to livestreaming inmates being executed (the 21st century version of a public lynching), and at this point, I'm just waiting for THE RUNNING MAN to become an actual government-sponsored game show hosted by Mr. Beast.

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026

Share a fictional character you wouldn't want to fuck with:

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026

What the hell was with that jump scare of a Trump ad that just aired during #DancingWithTheStars and which looked like an audition tape for the next TERMINATOR film? Like...why the Cinnamon Toast fuck did we need to see that?

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026

Too many older men are truly convinced that they can kick their spouses to the curb, and just dive back into the dating pool without getting eaten alive by these younger women who are (as @solomonrmissouri.com said in his now-legendary thread) children of Rihanna born in the fires of chaos.

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026

James Gunn saying this to everyone who thought he'd walk away from DC Studios because of this merger:

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026

The only thing I remember about THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT is seeing Jennifer Beals look like this onscreen, and reacting the same way that I always do when I see Jennifer Beals onscreen: This woman has permission to absolutely ruin my life.

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026

We noticed that for some reason, Turner Classic Movies wasn't shown as one of the many companies that will fall under the Skydance banner. I sure as hell hope David Ellison knows that he can and will get this response from a whole lot of people if he snaps that beloved channel out of existence:

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026

I hate this. So fucking much. And I truly hope that this merger fails miserably and blows up in David Ellison's face like a damn land mine. #Skydance

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026

Condragulations to the Las Vegas Aces for their victory! And this message is to the Indiana Fever, particularly Sophie Cunningham, and all of the "PROTECT WOMEN'S SPORTS" assholes who support her:

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026

This will make a lot more sense if or when you decide to watch #Verity.

A black-and-white promotional photo for the film VERITY in which Anne Hathaway looks directly at the camera in a slightly upward angle, and on her is small white text that reads "Fuck them kids."

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026

If you like stories with attractive white people being horny and messy as hell while ruining each other's lives in an over-the--top manner, #Verity is the movie for you. If you like having yet another excuse to see our Scorpio queen Anne Hathaway on the big screen, VERITY is also the movie for you.

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026

Then again, it's on Peacock, which means that THE CHAIRMAN will likely be yet another show that suffers the same fate as almost every other original show on Peacock:

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026

I can think of one other person who also would've made that same mistake:

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026

Me reading the first half Me reading the rest of it

A screenshot of Chloe (played by Krysten Ritter) holding a paper coffee cup in hand and gasping with a happy expression on her face, in a scene from the sitcom DON'T TELL THE B IN APT. 23

A screenshot of Chloe (played by Krysten Ritter) holding a paper coffee cup in hand and havi g a disgusted expression on her face, in a scene from the sitcom DON'T TELL THE B IN APT. 23

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026

I'm not sure why Ben Affleck felt compelled to tell us this, as if everyone is embracing A.I. with open arms, but condragulations on making a lot of people not want to watch ANIMALS when it drops, I guess.

Black text on a light brown banner against a red background that reads "STOP FORCING A.I. INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING." Which is encircled by light brown text that reads "NOBODY ASKED FOR IT, EVERYONE HATES IT."

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026

Kelly, I adore you, but you need to make better choices that don't have you looking and sounding like this:

Kent Brockman at the news desk saying "And I, for one, welcome our new A.I. overlords!" next to a photo of a Terminator endoskeleton with glowing red eyes.

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026

Please allow me to respectfully use this GIF in your honor:

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026

FYI: If you're a fan of the different ways Robert Pattinson uses his voice in each of his films, there is one specific scene in #Primetime that will make you very happy.

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026

A nightmarish behind-the-scenes look at how far some people will go to sacrifice their humanity so they can get what they want. Robert Pattinson deserves lots of praise for his performance as Chris Hansen, and both Merritt Wever and Skyler Gisondo do amazing work here as well. #Primetime #FilmSky 🎥

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026

Definitely not what I was expecting. widget-club.com/wallpapers/t...

A screenshot from a website that identifies your birthday color. Mine is Adobe, followed by the color word ("Afterglow"), the color code, and a sentence that reads: "Warm and powerful like the setting sun. You gently light the way for weary hearts at day's end, giving others strength and optimism to face tomorrow with renewed spirit."

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026

And before you ask: The action sequences in ##YourMotherYourMotherYourMother will make it even clearer that Kevin Feige and everyone else at Marvel and Disney deserve to hear this question for not making a BLADE movie with Mahershala Ali. And that question is...

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026

A beautifully hard-hitting tale about love, loss, grief, and especially about how powerful faith can really be, for better and for worse. It's also another reminder that Mahershala Ali is one of the most amazingly talented actors on the planet. #YourMotherYourMotherYourMother #FilmSky 🎥

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026

If you're a Democrat running in 2028 who won't go after ICE and DHS the way Smoke went after all those Klansmen at the end of SINNERS, then please just stay your ass home. Save your money and your breath.

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026

Good thing I'm not a United Nations delegate, because it's very likely that I would've said this loud and clear for Netanyahu to hear, right before launching a brick at his fucking face:

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026

They will always be referred to as "pervert glasses" because "pervert glasses" are exactly what they fucking are, Mark!

The poster for the film THE SOCIAL NETWORK, only its original tagline ("You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies") has been replaced with "I'm starting to think David Fincher went way too easy on this fucking dork."

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026

Whatever the "it" is that they're singing about (and I'm just as confused about those lyrics as you are), I'll admit that I do like this version of the song a little better.

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hellresidentNY 🖤 @hellresidentny.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026

Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond. (Wrong answers only)

Melissa McCarthy wearing a dark grey trenchcoat while seated on a red scooter, in a promotional photo for the film SPY

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