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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist

@shokxonestudios.bsky.social
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He/Him. Spends way more time posting about movies than making art, and maybe one day he’ll fix that. Writer of THE IRON REF, coming soon…ish? Maybe? I dunno. Buy my art: www.teepublic.com/user/shokxonestud…

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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 6h
gabbstergram_ on Threads: “Babe. You’re not Autistic. You’re a bitch.”

Me, quoting the post: 

“I’M A BITCH
I’M AUTISTIC
I’M UNREAL
BUT REALISTIC
I’M A PLANNER AND A FLAKE
HEY, WHO WANTS CHOCOLATE CAKE?”
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 6h
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Spike Spiegel: Bang Finger Gun
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 12h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 11h
If I was adapting Wolves of the Calla, I’d turn Benny Slightman into Bonnie and give Jake a girlfriend. I may not be ka-tet, but I’ll wingman if I can. #TheDarkTower #Booksky
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 19h
A simple, factual, and effective message.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12h
Mike Johnson is not a trustworthy negotiating partner. He lies as part of his religion.
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 13h
“Victory, bitches!”
Amber Heard sharing an Instagram story, with a photo of herself in lavender running gear, grinning joyfully with one fist raised in the air after her latest marathon.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 14h
it may not be his origin story but “nobody liked my art” is such a common denominator among world-historic assholes
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 14h
This week’s arrivals. #PhysicalMedia
Disclosure Day, Little Shop of Horrors, World War Z, and Bubba Ho-Tep 4K steelbooks
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 19h
https://www.instagram.com/goattoself?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&stkn=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 16h
Pass. I was so bored and turned off by Age of Extinction I never even bothered with Last Knight.
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Family home on fire and full of bullet holes? No biggie. Blow up the classic Aston Martin? Oh, it’s ON now, you son of a bitch.
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Skyfall Destroying the Aston Martin
YouTube video by The Random Network
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

REAGAN '80
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PITCHING IT AGAIN, SONY. #Ghostbusters
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Currently listening to Kevin Smith: Silent But Deadly. He and Jason Mewes definitely have a Raimi & Campbell thing going on. Good-natured mutual torture.
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“NEED HEART. YOURS WILL DO, MEATBAG.”
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shipoopi!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026
Cis guy walks into a women's locker room and immediately proceeds to sexually assault women. JK Rowling: this is trans people's fault.
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ME: *enjoying Masters of the Universe '87 for the third time this year* "Wait... if Gwildor sent Kevin and Julie back to before her parents were killed, does that mean Lubic in this timeline never 'retires' to Eternia?"
Mark Hamill: "Hey kid, it ain't that kind of movie!"
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude looks like even he's sick of all this nonsense and just wants the aliens to come grab him, probe or no probe (likely probe preferred).
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For what it's worth, Knowles, I'm perfectly embracing of your identity as a smarmy cunt posing as an intellectual.
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Liberal Pundit SCHOOLS Michael Knowles in HEATED Healthcare Debate!
YouTube video by The Jim Breakdown
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ruh-roh.
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Checkup time for Hero. The vet said they’d need a stool sample, and what luck, he dropped a nice wet one in the carrier on the way. Thanks, bud, that scent was a lovely addition to the drive.
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The glowing eyes, the shrieking theme music, the glee on its face as the earthquakes intensify... No way this fuckin' guy didn't introduce a whole generation of viewers to soiled drawers.
G'Mork from The Neverending Story
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Genuinely not sure what to make of that Lanterns finale.
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Jesse Pinkman Unsure
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Christine Plymouth on Fire
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s a zombie jamboree! #Peninsula #Filmsky
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A ★★★½ review of Peninsula (2020)
Further proof of how riffs on Escape From New York thrill me way more than the original. Not nearly as affecting as Train to Busan (and surprisingly gore-less too), but dishes a nutty series of events...
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how I flirt.
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Nimona: I'm Not A People
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The reckoning is here…
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All aboard, bitches. #TrainToBusan #Filmsky
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A ★★★★½ review of Train to Busan (2016)
The perfected version of the World War Z movie, with maybe the best sprinting zombies ever committed to film thanks to their jerky motions and the sick snaps and cracks that accompany their turning. W...
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Church Lady
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The World War Z movie may be a shit adaptation, but there is something awfully poetic in it featuring Jerusalem falling victim to a siafu-like swarm of dead bodies they thought were safely locked outside the city.
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Makes You Think Funny
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did two first-time watches yesterday, so today I'm thinking a Train to Busan/Peninsula revisit is in order.
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I've got some bad news for you, sunshine - Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel, and he's sent us along as a surrogate band - and tonight we'll find out where you fans really stand!"
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Pink Floyd The Wall In the Flesh Pt. 2
YouTube video by Kitsurubari
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The House and Senate needs to submit STAND ALONE BILLS. None of this bullshit that sneaks in other bills that they KNOW would never pass if it was a STAND ALONE BILL.
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will Smith should have slapped him harder.
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excuse me, I believe they prefer “sanity-impaired.” #TheCrazies #Filmsky
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A ★★★½ review of The Crazies (2010)
I’d heard this described as “the best unofficial Resident Evil movie”, and yes, that fits like a glove; the journey of Olyphant and his compatriots plays like a STARS team desperate to escape the city...
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me on halloween when your house has king size candy bars
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ha Ha Nelson
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bark bark bark. #GoodBoy #Filmsky
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A ★★★½ review of Good Boy (2025)
Basically “What if The Sixth Sense and The Babadook, but starring a dog?” The posters had me thinking this was a zombiepocalypse survival story, but it’s something much more intimate and haunting. Kee...
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I made a Chicago Dog sushi roll tonight. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even by today's standards, some of the comps in that Dante's Inferno silent film are pretty nuts.
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VFX Artists React to Bad & Great CGi 245
YouTube video by Corridor Crew
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Hey, Bullwinkle! Watch me pull a can o’ whupass outta MY hat!”
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t want “When they go low, we go high.” We want “When they go low, WE TAKE THEIR BALLS.”
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Colin Meaney: Snip Snip The Van
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Old man in the oil tanker from Waterworld: “Oh, thank God.”
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Movie villains who made a good point in one particular regard. I'll go first: "Clearly your fuckup bloodline has gone too far as it is, so my boy here's gonna solve that problem going forward with a hammer straight to your junk. Have a nice day." - Hyperion (Mickey Rourke), Immortals (2011)
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Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist @shokxonestudios.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stephen King's UNDER THE DOME (2009)
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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026
The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse.
Ewan McGregor looking a lot like Alec GuinnessHayden CHristiansen looking a lot like Dave Prowse
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