Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i know two things: 1. cigarettes arent that bad and 2. this guy is cool 59410
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026mom says its my turn in the consultant driven echo chamber 2561
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026THIS GUY DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER 449788
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you can actually pinpoint the moment every remaining trump supporters heart rips in half 1567
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i was trying to find an old tweet that I thought was funny 211347115
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the AI robo calls i am constantly receiving have started introducing new characters 5715
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026we somehow got a president with all the downsides of Nixon, Reagan, AND Carter 2567
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026are you tired of not doing wheelies in front of your children's school? 1290
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026would you rather have a 67 mustang with a pretty interior that MAYBE PROBABLY works or 1/3 of a slate truck? 190
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the most beautiful fastest looking slow bad car ever made 3200
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026found an old t shirt idea on a computer i havent turned on in a while id be a millionaire today if i had produced these 1451
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026what car do you think this custom paint job is on? (you are wrong) 5120
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i think buying junkyard blues would make me too much for people to deal with 2320
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i know id only get this (salvage title) thing like 500 miles before having to put like 10 grand into it and yet and yet.... 4190
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i don't know who remembers pr cares about the craigslist car thread from twitter but i have a friend whos car shopping so im firing it back up starting with this happy lil guy 71564