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Roger Mexico

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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 22h
I see Cloud there, maybe a tease at some new dots??
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 29/09/2026
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 29/09/2026
I raise you Werner Herzog explaining what Warframes are www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_BB...
youtube.com
Warframe | Wake Up, Tenno (featuring Werner Herzog)
YouTube video by PlayWarframe
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 29/09/2026
Horgus
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
stand by for a message from the president of the united states
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 28/09/2026
My coworkers have said shit on our morning slack calls that I wouldn’t dream of uttering in a fucking underground faraday cage. They want blood lol
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 28/09/2026
Uh uh… no YOU live in a bubble!!
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 28/09/2026
New Protomartyr album absolutely rips youtu.be/hUmCPTQXWZI?...
youtu.be
Protomartyr - Sounds We Cannot Hear (Official Video)
YouTube video by protomartyr
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 26/09/2026
Hahaha shut up
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 26/09/2026
Yeah I do have a question for you actually. Are we done here cause I’m thirsty as a motherfucker and I left my iced coffee in my car
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 26/09/2026
They robbed us of the orb
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 26/09/2026
Haha I am a changeling and my prey used a galvanized nail like a moron and now I get to post on his accounts all day this owns
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 25/09/2026
lol what the fuck are you talking about
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 20/09/2026
Brother it is Ocarina of Time. Eight year old me was blown away
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 18/09/2026
Cum is not social media but social media is cum
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 12/09/2026
fuck, now this is some content
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 10/09/2026
A little smoky lapsang to go with Europe Central this afternoon
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 10/09/2026
i know
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 10/09/2026
he sounds so low energy while threatening the existential threats. it's awesome that this guy is in charge of the US
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 09/09/2026
They’re saying that she created a chic bohemian bungalow for herself and her three-legged cat
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
trust
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the next president is going to mostly wander around the white house going “what the fuck” and “this sucks” for what is their first and only term
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 08/09/2026
the Ocarina of Time remake looks good as fuck. i will not be speaking on this matter any further.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 02/09/2026
This seems to be going very well
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The AMC app gives you a free large popcorn on your birthday and my wife asked the employee if she could just get a small and they said no
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 26/08/2026
incredibly funny
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Lady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Millennials googling: “which foods are safest to eat and won’t have bacteria?” Google AI: “Here’s some suggestions. According to rawbeef (dot) com, raw beef is safest to eat.” Millenial frustrated: *types 20 more queries, isn’t sure of factual ones, gives up, digs into fresh bag of lettuce*
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 21/08/2026
Joey Diaz just had a slur-laden meltdown on twitch over a redbar mention lmao Even if he never does another show he’s gonna haunt these guys forever
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 19/08/2026
did we do glasses up, hair down yet?
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 14/08/2026
Waist lookin snatched 💅💅💅
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 09/08/2026
Yet again got fucked up off the low thc cocktail lmao
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
One of our TPUSA college students gave me his take on affordability:

“A burrito shouldn’t cost $20.”

Yeah, a lot of this is a hangover from Covid and Biden-era inflation, but the lived experience is the same: It just feels like basic things cost too much.Last night, my wife made homemade burritos for our family of 8 and it cost less than $20 total for everyone.

Im beginning to think the affordability crisis is really an “I don’t know how to cook” crisis

Burritos don't cost $20 when you make them at home.Cry me a river. The burritos in the college cafeteria are included in your meal plan.I'm surprised to hear Mark say this. If you've ever met him in person, it's quite obvious the man has never missed a burrito.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 03/08/2026
and we will leave this place too lol
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2026
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
incredible
Larry Bird at 19 vs him now at 92... this man does not age! He looks absolutely mouth watering.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 31/07/2026
Classic payday vibe skeet
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 31/07/2026
We are pleased to announce that we are going full “Hard R” in the fan-favorite setting notorious for its rampant slavery and genocide!!
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dystopia www.news.com.au/technology/o...
news.com.au
AI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare books
If you have retreated to physical books because the internet is too full of AI slop, bad news — now they’re shredding the books to feed their AI slop machines.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 29/07/2026
Fortunately, an effective way to turn someone off from christofascism is to raise them in a christofascist household
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 28/07/2026
FACT CHECK: he said heaven but he meant to say hell
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 27/07/2026
🔮🔮🔮maybe🔮🔮🔮
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 27/07/2026
Wielding raw political power by voting to remove every right wing post in my Nextdoor mod feed
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Q: Are you worried about gas prices? Trump: No.
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 27/07/2026
explaining to my wife why 🫠 is the ultimate post modern emoji. thankful that she likes me but i'm reallllly pushing it
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 27/07/2026
Great job Forbes
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 25/07/2026
News is gonna come out that this obituary was sponsored lol
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Roger Mexico @hell.horse · 24/07/2026
lol of course she did
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