Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What a fucking embarrassment 2933855800
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialThe God of Cities @thegodofcities.bsky.social · 16h[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re saying, under oath, that you're not conspiring with CNN journalists? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* explain this screenshot of you replying to a Jim Acosta post! [SMITH]: That is CBS sports NFL analyst JP Acosta. 🤣🤣🤣 68514
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Schmitt concocts an elaborate conspiracy all based on the premise that Smith must’ve been in ATL on a certain date because he was at a “Hawks” game that day but it wasn’t the Atlanta Hawks it was the Iowa Hawkeyes. His big gotcha moment made him look like a complete fool. bsky.app/profile/atru... 2093015702
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Men, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends. 523235727
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 15hThis is a strange looking creature. 359895163
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialdbnewtondoors.bsky.social @dbnewtondoors.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 11844411259
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.social California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Trump Organization filed for trademark protection of "Trump TV" so that the government would have to PAY him to use the channel he just created… Miraculously, Trump has found yet another way to steal even more money from the American people. Trump. Is. A. Charlatan. And. A. Fraud. 😎✨ 1032094864
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22hThis will be the face of the GOP after the midterms. 1341483285
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialaltNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 20hOnly two other countries have left GRECO before – Russia and Belarus. 26327
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So it turns out that when Eric Schmitt thought Jack Smith snuck off for a secret meeting to conspire with Fani Willis he was actually in Maryland watching Caitlin Clark play basketball. 2024585691
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialLaurie True Blue, PHR, SHRM-CP @laurietrueblue.bsky.social · 21h 1424701990
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 7hThis is not AI, sorry. 5535071
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18h“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is” 303102661
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13hA video of Alabama Republican Senator Katie Britt looking visibly stunned during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing circulated on social media after her colleague, GOP Senator Eric Schmitt, stumbled badly in his questioning of former special counsel Jack Smith.aol.comKatie Britt’s reaction says it all as Jack Smith gotcha moment goes up in flames - AOLThe exchange unravelled after Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt mistook a Caitlin Clark college basketball game in Maryland for an NBA game in Atlanta 1161222274
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17hDid you go to Atlanta? Smith: No Did you meet Fani Willis? Smith: I’ve never met her. Did you go to the Atlanta Hawks game? Smith: I’ve never been to an Atlanta Hawks game. Perjury, dirtbag!!! 2014611613
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialGeneral Strike @ivanasstaircam.bsky.social · 20hJD Vance and Eric Schmitt should definitely run together. Two un charismatic weirdos who don’t know shit about sports, the economy, or running anything. Conservatives will love them. 561894275
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 11hImagine being Eric Schmitt and writing "I DON'T CARE!" on a notepad referring to the Epstein files, and then attempting to go nuclear over an Atlanta Hawks game where you accomplish nothing more than outing Jack Smith as a Caitlin Clark fan. We are in the dumbest timeline. 1304732921
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12hI hope this headline haunts Eric Schmitt for the rest of his pathetic political career. 1029134243864
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 15hWhen you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze. 821879153
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 15hSenator Dirtbag Schmitt-head, even Rupert Murdoch’s NY Post is mocking his “perjury gotcha” moment. This is the only thing he’ll ever be remembered for. nypost.com/2026/09/29/u... 1952083588
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialSteven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 15hThe only upside of this aggressive effort to deny the truth and back Trump’s efforts to destroy our democracy? Many of these henchmen reveal themselves to be incompetent and idiots. 50770165
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 16hWhen the edible kicks in and you’re stuck listening to Eric Schmitt talk about sports ball and John Kennedy talk about the Easter Bunny 1843671
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 14hOkay. I’m out of jokes. John Kennedy talking about throwing up in his mouth made me throw up in mine. Eric Schmitt is a moron. Katie Britt is the Stepford wife we never asked for, and the GOP should stop wasting everyone’s time with performative bullshit when people are scared and suffering. 26929140
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 14hThat’s the new name now. 1020235
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14hThe White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.” 38361751706
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.social🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Abdul El-Sayed is being attacked for having an MD and PhD as if that's some kind of crime, by people who don't care Mike Rogers lives in South Florida. Imagine the horror: a politician who actually understands how healthcare works, from the inside out. 22458126
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.social🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 23hWe can call it the "No Free Motorhomes for Justices Act" 826863
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialJack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 17hI think the Senate Judiciary Hearing today, where they tried…in vain…to smear Jack Smith, was better than anything else that could have taken place to boost voter turnout for democracy. I think it reminded a lot of people just how much they hate these swindlers…and why. 952410651
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialPat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My office has handled a lot of sexual harassment cases. “Her shirt was too tight” “She drank too much” “Why did she put herself in that position” “She was asking for it.” No. No. No. No. It’s not HER job to be on DEFCON 5 at all times. It’s HIS job not to be a predator. ~ Attorney Ryan 15148291270
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 15hKnow their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME. 13647071655
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialDavid Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jack Smith made it crystal clear that his investigation was sound and lawful, that the president had committed crimes and that the GOP attacks on him were the actual weaponization of our justice system. He showed courage and moral clarity and continues to be one of the heroes of this moment. 10062611514
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 21hKen Paxton desperately tried to defend his handling of a child predator case by claiming the defendant “served 60 days.” Then came the Community Note...meidasnews.comKen Paxton Defends Handling of Child Predator CaseCommunity Note: “Paxton's office initially recommended 1 day in jail.” 1432732955
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you ever feel the need to make people laugh but can't think of a good joke, just say the words "Senator Eric Schmitt" 3016227991
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Once again before football season, for people who are new here: I am not Jim Acosta. This is Jim Acosta on the left. I am JP Acosta, the one on the right 1313710
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialJurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 18h[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re saying, under oath, that you're not conspiring with CNN journalists? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* explain this screenshot of you replying to a Jim Acosta post! [SMITH]: That is CBS sports NFL analyst JP Acosta. 21250206
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialJack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 20hEric Schmitt is an ass clown. What a fking idiot. I’ve been laughing all afternoon at the way he embarrassed his foolish self today. 1221978317
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialJack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 22hWARNING: Do NOT try this at home. Sen. Schmitt brought a poster board, a perjury trap & zero fact-checkers. Result? Atlanta Hawks ≠ Iowa Hawkeyes. Jack Smith was watching Caitlin Clark in Maryland. Lesson: Research first. Gloat second. Or you ARE the cautionary tale. 2214194811
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22hWhen your entire attack line is garbage and you thought you were being clever, you’re a Schmitt-head. 66973351915
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialSahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED 60767101497
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"I'll be signing a very powerful executive order." Sure ya will, Sleepy The Blackface Clown! 170635117
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialMadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 23hWhat did we learn today? That Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clack fan and that Senator Eric Schmitt is a dirtbag! The senator mistook the Atlanta Hawks for the Iowa Hawkeyes and tried to accuse Jack Smith of perjury. Epic fail. I'm still a fan of Jack Smith. A real American patriot. 🇺🇸 29987452174
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialJoe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 21hPosted and…deleted. Atta boy Sean Hannity. You’re such a tool. 61731142
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialS.J.💙🩵💙🦋🦓 @glimmers2.bsky.social · 19hA study in valor. Imagine testifying against the most powerful criminal on the planet? 16567231654
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day. 1495175883359
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialJoe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ignore the polls. Just assume EVERY battleground race is super close, assume they’re all a dead heat. Because that’s the truth. So why look at the polls? You already know what the deal is. All these battleground races are super, super close. Period. From here on out, ignore the polls. Vote. 2850397
Reposted by @helenius.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23hGobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports. 270126772084
