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Heel Licks

@heellicks.bsky.social
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washed gamer turned passionless doomscroller

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Heel Licks @heellicks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
pokemon gold, silver, and crystal are the worst entries in the mainline pokemon franchise. few things have i been more sure of. those games just love to waste you time on their boring region(s), boring story, and pitiful difficulty curve. no one would love johto if it weren't for hgss
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Élan Aaron ⚡ @mistray.art · 27/09/2026
a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away #635 Hydreigon
Illustration of Hydreigon. The Pokémon is floating above ground, its faces look to our right, all with their mouths open in a roar.
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Heel Licks @heellicks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finished a playthrough of pokemon red. here are my thoughts on the spritework two-sentence review: do not play pokemon red. just play the gba remakes
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Ramiel 🐇 comms OPEN @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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Heel Licks @heellicks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
walking my dog
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Heel Licks @heellicks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
any of you happen to know where my copies of pokemon white and X are? they’re usually with my 3ds, but i seem to have misplaced them while moving apartments
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salad (the cat) @salad.acegikmo.com · 04/09/2026
!!,
salad squintily bracing as gumpy suddenly appears from the big bin
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Check out these cool frogs I found, neo.
Instead of the red and blue pills, Morpheus is holding out two of those green tree frogs that look like Kermit
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Heel Licks @heellicks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
new game changer was pretty good
sam reich in a car looking mildly disheveled and disappointed while a Topeka-based improve group rags about home cleaning
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Tufted Titpostbot5000 @tufted.titmou.se · 22/08/2026
#Tuftpostbot Tuftie: True(in 3 dimensions!). Photo by the 3D.
#Tuftpostbot Tuftie: True(in 3 dimensions!). Photo by the 3D.
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Jess 🫠 @jessness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nothing annoys me more right now than things being reported on as "Trump is doing this!" when the government, across multiple administrations, has been doing it. You guys just wont pay attention when its a dem in office. The BLM has been doing this for decades but you only care now because its Trump
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Mom @milph.mom · 16/08/2026
The shark:
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 05/08/2026
admittedly i tend to feel a pang of frustration when a term that is meant to communicate an otherwise difficult to communicate or misunderstood experience gets watered down to the point of becoming toothless. like "intrusive thoughts" becoming "lol what if i dyed my hair at 2 AM"
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the death of brick and mortar retail has my kids way too interested in Going Somewhere. They don't have any fear that one of us picking up our keys might mean they're going to TJ Maxx, where they'll have to stand quietly for an hour while I talk to someone I know who also happened to be there.
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Heel Licks @heellicks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
color me shocked that the canadian liberal still acts like a liberal. impostor PM running an impostor country
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Mahou Shijima ⚙️🪄 @shijimahou.vtubers.social · 26/06/2026
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Heel Licks @heellicks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
never been quite the microsoft doomer regarding mojang/minecraft as other people over the years, but the remarks about xbox “investing” into and “centralizing” minecraft do not inspire confidence in times like these
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joy 🌙 @dietranch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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CloverMatcha 🏳️‍⚧️ @clovermatcha.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Image of some Deoxys defence’s sprites. Captioned: “WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET DEOXYS DEFENSE
LIKE TO SLAP ITS BALD HEAD SHARE TO SLAP ITS BALD HEAD”
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NoQuarter Software @noquartersoft.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy 30th birthday, Quake, you really are the Genghis Khan of video games
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CABBAGEHEAD @brainlettuce.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Ida Ꮚ•ꈊ•Ꮚ @floofyfluff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Silly salmonids 🌈🐟 #art
An illustration of nine colourful salmonid fish against a blue, wavy background. The salmon fish are of different species, like sockeye salmon and rainbow trout. They are arranged and coloured to resemble a rainbow, from bright red to a more gentle pink at the bottom, all having a lovely time swimming around and being proud of their colours. Happy Pride Month, everyone!
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eve @voltaicchains.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
we all got that one oomf who's the obligatory bulky ground type holding the team together
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Ben Alpers @benalpers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
MIT closing three of its four libraries is shocking and appalling and underscores that the source of so much of the crisis in higher education comes not from attacks from the far right or the collapse of public trust, but rather from the university administrative class itself.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Strawberry economics
A four frames comics about how I can afford strawberries as a 34 year old adult. The first frame shows a bunch of gariguette strawberries in a box at the supermarket. The text reads: "STRAWBERRIES ON SALE". In the second frame I am holding the box of strawberries happily, saying "And I have enough money left to afford them!". In the third frame I am eating them and saying "Mmm a scrumptious treat...". In the fourth frame I am closing my eyes and thinking "The economy is very bad".
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Heel Licks @heellicks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i don't care unless he's dead
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Heel Licks @heellicks.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
all ranchers go to hell when they die
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Chuffles @chufflepop.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Excluded
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Vergolophus, truly. @vergolophus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
oh shit look what i found in my files. gila monster
Giratina's Altered Form, with the shadow of its Origin Form subtly looming behind within a tear of space and time.
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ALTER @alterlnx.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
you’re so high maintenance!
drawing of a person stressing over their appearance down to the minutiae
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Phirmth @phirmth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
nothing feels quite as good as doing this to any video whose thumbnail even slightly annoys you
youtube interface: "Don't recommend channel"
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Quakers in their enormous communal nest
Four or five green birds and an enormous nest of sticks
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Evolutionary biologist eating Doritos: “Doritos are so good…they aid in mate selection for sure…”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4
youtu.be
Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
YouTube video by Folding Ideas
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smiles @ariamisu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
SLUGS IN LOVE #gastrodon
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klau @toweringklau.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
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phil @philjamesson.com · 31/03/2026
frodo: the burden of The Ring is so heavy, sam. and it plays tricks on me. it twists things until they’re unrecognizable, makes me see things that aren’t there sam (pokémon voice): samwise gamgee
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Happy pokemon champions release
Hulk from Avengers 1 throwing a tantrum labelled: "Pokémon who call themselves Falinos/Falinas"

Professor Hulk looking embarassed labelled: "Educated Falinx who use gender neutral language"

Steve Rogers and Ant-Man staring at him labelled: "My roommates"

Tony Stank looking off to the side labelled: "My FtM Gallade"

THIS WAS NOT POSTED BEFORE IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I feel like a schizophrenic. “Dang. I hope my mad king doesn’t follow through with his threat to commit a genocide he posted on social media. Can’t wait for Pokémon Champions to drop tonight!”
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Frap @frapposting.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Opening bluesky in the morning
Pippen receiving psychic damage while holding the palantir
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Strowby @strowby.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This episode was great, now it's worse #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #ytp
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Minecraft Dungeons II announced (2026) store.steampowered.com/app/1912410/...
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