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Defective Columbo

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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 22/09/2026
Let's just mix all the drinks together. Beer with electrolytes, protein, fiber, and 2000% vitamin C
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 20/09/2026
Pepto Buzzball
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 14/09/2026
It's called Pillinko and every morning you drop your pills in the slots and let them bounce. They all collect in the same cup and you take them and you also get points that mean nothing.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 12/09/2026
Just made my first sourdough loaf ever, from the starter I grew at home. Not perfect but a damn tasty loaf of bread.
A loaf of sourdough cut in half. There are large air pockets near the top and a tight crumb on the bottom. The outside is a deep brown.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 11/09/2026
I always thought I had Yahtzee up on the shelf ready to go. Opened it up to disappointment. No dice.
An empty Yahtzee box, theres no dice inside.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 03/09/2026
Every couple has one person who uses the couch blanket and one person who folds it.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 03/09/2026
Looking for a book about tapes so I can listen to a book on tape on my phone
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 28/08/2026
Me and my buddy had an idea to try smoking cigarettes from every country in the world, only in New York City....
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 28/08/2026
Time heals all haircuts.
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What are your most used emojis? 🧐 Reply in the comments with your faves 𝑶𝑹 your banking information 🤠
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 17/08/2026
I wonder why we never learn about the more famous woman of the time that caused the suffragette to go by Susan B. Anthony.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 16/08/2026
A high five for a regular person is down low for a man on stilts
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 15/08/2026
Shaking of my boys calls for a margarita until he asks for a water
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 13/08/2026
Pitchcom but just for hanging out in crowds. Push a button to ask your buddy to snag you a beer or hold up while you hit the restroom
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𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙧 𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙡 @introspectre.online · 10/08/2026
when an ADHD person tells u, "i have it written down on my calendar," that means they are more unbelieavably locked in than they have ever been in their life
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 09/08/2026
Final Fantasy yet they keep releasing new ones?
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 07/08/2026
Since heavy water was invented I'm surprised they didn't rebrand to Water Light.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 07/08/2026
when you're wearing clothes that are never supposed to leave your house that should be called an "infit"
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 07/08/2026
Like the time fires raged through Gatlinburg and she just gave the families impacted $1k/month for 5 months and $5k the 6th month. no means testing, no complicated hoops, just "your life is destroyed here's some cash" resulting in another UBI experiment gone right. www.bpr.org/news/2018-12...
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How Dolly Parton Gave $12.5 Million And Unprecedented Research To Sevier County
It’s been two years since wildfires burned Western North Carolina and devastated the town of Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Country music superstar Dolly Parton…
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 06/08/2026
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win one of two $25 Gamesplanet credit (US Store) courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends on August 7 at 6 PM PT Summer Sale is live until August 10th buff.ly/PPrdUgT #ad
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
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Los Angeles Dodgers @dodgersbot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Welcome to Los Angeles, Tarik!
A graphic welcoming Tarik Skubal to the Los Angeles Dodgers with a headshot of him in the center of the graphic.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 30/07/2026
Wishing for a pill that did nothing else but make me a clueless himbo. Then realizing what if I already am? uh oh
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 30/07/2026
Freedom? *long drag of cigarette* Sounds like just another word for 'nothing left to lose'. Working on my gritty origin story of Joplin, titled "Bobby McGee"
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 30/07/2026
Pizza places should offer the Buffet Box, a box of all different kinds of slices. Like a box of donuts, for pizza.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 28/07/2026
The most annoying part of solar electrical panels is avoiding calling it a "solar system". That's already a thing.
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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Stop giving important info (any, really) to the unregulated plagiarism machine with all the security safeguards of old caution tape .
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 26/07/2026
In women's softball the pitchers eventually get Tammy Joan surgery.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 26/07/2026
Positively cheeked up
Mets batter Baty in batting stance. He has stuff in his pockets and has a huge ass.
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 24/07/2026
distracted bf meme with the guy labeled 1kg his gf labeled 2.2 lbs and hottie in the red dress labelled 0.157473 stones
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 24/07/2026
Circus Peanut Butter
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 23/07/2026
Singing "Three Wooden Crosses" but going higher and higher as a counting song ala 99 Bottles.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 23/07/2026
Jack was the better antenna ball over 76.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 23/07/2026
Muncy the player of the game
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 22/07/2026
I just like this part out of context.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/07/2026
i think we're tanking for a good draft pick so we can do a full rebuild next season
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Los Angeles Dodgers @dodgersbot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So real. Tonight’s Photo of the Game presented by Daiso.
A photo of Tommy Edman yelling after getting the double play to tag J.T. Realmuto out at second.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 22/07/2026
This is absolutely one of the plays of the year. Best, worst, weirdest? I'm not sure.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 22/07/2026
Do we call that a double tootblan play???
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bluesky knew the strait of Hormuz, Graham Platner, and AIPAC democrats were all cooked months before the experts did. Meanwhile Twitter was convinced Spencer Pratt would win and the Odyssey would bomb. Which site is the not-real-life echo chamber again?
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 22/07/2026
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 21/07/2026
I save power ups in games like I need them for retirement.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 21/07/2026
If a moose charges you, it's hard to tell how bad it'll be. If a deer charges you, at least it's only a buck.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 18/07/2026
New character, Antisemite Sam. Pronounced like Yosemite obviously.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 17/07/2026
Why is it called a creampie and not hole milk?
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
Read our story from July 9 about how an MSG database tracked and categorized hundreds of celebs, famous Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels included “LGBTQIA,” “DO NOT HOST,” and low to high “risk.”
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Madison Square Garden Kept a List of Gay Celebrities
An MSG database tracked and categorized hundreds of celebs, famous Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels included “LGBTQIA,” “DO NOT HOST,” and low to high “risk.”
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 15/07/2026
In England they call it "18 thousandths of a Stone with cheese"
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 15/07/2026
2030 prediction, the Hyundai Sonata will be the clapped out maniac's car.
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