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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 12/09/2026
Just made my first sourdough loaf ever, from the starter I grew at home. Not perfect but a damn tasty loaf of bread.
A loaf of sourdough cut in half. There are large air pockets near the top and a tight crumb on the bottom. The outside is a deep brown.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 11/09/2026
I always thought I had Yahtzee up on the shelf ready to go. Opened it up to disappointment. No dice.
An empty Yahtzee box, theres no dice inside.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 26/07/2026
Positively cheeked up
Mets batter Baty in batting stance. He has stuff in his pockets and has a huge ass.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 16/07/2026
She's gotten into sports now. Good for her.
Little Debbie in a USA jersey and headband in the logo
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 19/06/2026
It's flat fork Friday
A fork lying in the street, it has been run over and is completely flat.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 21/05/2026
One cat is always sleeping, the other, napping.
Two cats laying on the bed, one orange, one black, separated by a pile of throw pillows.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 04/05/2026
Yesterday I made a pickle rye loaf and today I used it for a Reuben. Every ingredient is a star, pastrami, Swiss, sauerkraut, brown mustard and the rye. They play together in harmony. Truly a supergroup of sandwiches.
Homemade Reuben sandwich cut in half and stacked to show the inside and outside.Side view of a homemade rye loaf with caraway seeds on the golden top.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 21/04/2026
Chilling with my front porch homie
A scrungly long hair tabby lays on a concrete patio
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 14/04/2026
The same clip of Seinfeld mary worth but I added two emoji parrots
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 22/03/2026
Finally made a loaf of rye that rose above the pan! King Arthur's Pickle Rye, with 2/3 cup of pickle juice.
A loaf of pickle rye bread fresh on the cooling rack. It's topped with salt and caraway seeds
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 20/03/2026
I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . .
Two buff colored cat front legs standing, framed in shot with no body above them. They're very cute
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 20/03/2026
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 10/03/2026
Orange space invader
Orange cat is curled up on my chest, I look at the camera smiling.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 03/02/2026
That doesn't sound very appealing
First headline: Hundreds of beers spilled outside from truck crash
Next headline: great American beer fest is moving outdoors
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 02/02/2026
Ted Waitt raving about the black eyed peas CD from 2004, Ghislane replies that he should buy it for her.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 23/12/2025
Oh Santa I just knew you for the big sack, was not familiar with your top game
A candle in a tin, marked Santa's Naturals
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 21/11/2025
Looking after a kitten and he finally calmed down to cuddle.
A long teen kitten in my lap, black with white paws and a white chest, looking at the camera
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 20/10/2025
How I felt leaving early and how I feel about it still, it was not a very fun first half.
Me holding two beers before the game started, not knowing I would leave early
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 28/09/2025
Football and Baking, a nice challah for obvious reasons. It's delicious and timely.
A freshly baked round knot loaf of challah, it's golden brown and has poppy seeds on it.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 29/08/2025
As a Denver resident this is an all timer.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 23/06/2025
Year two of these lilies. Little bit bigger than last year, next year should be even better.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 31/05/2025
Love some morning columbo. He's being a gentle creep, nothing wrong with it.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 19/05/2025
Last year I broadcast a wildflower mix on the side of my house, this year I have this with no effort. It doesn't get old. I'm in awe every time.
Orange and bluish purple wildflower meadow next to my house
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 12/05/2025
You dropped these
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 05/05/2025
Really unsure why Costco decided to start selling 3 packs of buckets, and even more unsure of why they seemed to have a draw for passers by. A man walked by and said "ohh buckets". I nearly became a buyer.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 15/03/2025
Orange and black, a perfect combo that refuses to mix.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 14/03/2025
The queens throne is solid silver.
Danish thrones in Rosenberg Castle. A white one, made of narwhal tusk and a dark grey one made of solid silver.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 25/02/2025
Sandwich day for lunch. Turkey and Swiss on homemade oat bread.
Side view of a sandwich cut in half on a plate. it's turkey and Swiss on oat bread with lettuce, tomato and red onion.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 12/02/2025
I did a snowboarding. I'm paying the price now.
Pic of me, a white man with mustache wearing snow goggles and helmet.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 13/01/2025
Made a little Sunday focaccia art bread.
Focaccia, with vegetables cut and arranged to create a floral scene. Onions, tomatoes and bell peppers make up flowers with herbs and green onions as leaves and stems
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 02/01/2025
Made a cinnamon star bread to celebrate the new year with carbs.
Raw dough, a circle, cut into 16 slices, two slices are twisted revealing cinnamon sugar filling. A baked cinnamon star bread, dusted with icing sugar. It's golden brown and has stripes of cinnamon sugar filling.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 01/01/2025
I'm ready for New Year's Eve
Me, a brunette white man with a mustache wearing a shirt that says mustache rides
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 07/12/2024
They didn't even list their @
Colorado personalized license plate that says BLUESKI.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 01/12/2024
Just a lil guy
A lil guy, cute style, looking like me. Orange star button up shirt, brown hair, mustache, and a little kitty curled up at my feet.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 16/11/2024
Got a matching loaf tin to my favorite one today so I could make two loaves. They came out great!
Two loaves of wheat bread, lightly browned, fresh out of the oven on a cooling rack
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 15/11/2024
It's fat bread Friday. Braided Italian loaf.
A braided loaf of Italian bread with everything bagel seasoning. It's a little uneven I'm shape and a nice golden brown
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 12/11/2024
Yeah I made omurice for dinner. No I didn't do it well.
Omurice but it's really just a silky scrambled eggs on top of fried rice.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 01/11/2024
It's heat season
Buff tabby (blonde colored) cat sitting upright directly on top of the heating grille, sun is shining on his fur.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 19/10/2024
The unmatched comfort of sleeping on a pile of folded blankets.
A black cat sleeps peacefully on top of two folded blankets on a couch.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 16/10/2024
I'm certain he wanted in because it smelled like the ramen it had, he's still very cute to do it.
Orange cat looking suspicious while crouched in a brown paper bag from ramen takeout.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 06/10/2024
I love to find him sleeping cuter than ever. The little ear, the tiny eye slits.
Orange/buff cat curled up on a bed sleeping, one ear folded over against a pillow.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 04/09/2024
Binx in his burger shop era.
A black cat in a cardboard cat house that looks like a burger shop. His name tag is visible and says "Binx"
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 04/09/2024
That's right. Even if they steal my warm chair.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 02/08/2024
Sweet baby Cheesecake at the vet. He's fine, just a little baby.
Blonde Orange cat at the vet hiding behind a computer monitor, only his rear end is visible.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 24/07/2024
My own cat did this. They love operating a little machine.
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 25/06/2024
That's exactly what I did!
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 08/05/2024
Rn Buster "this one of the best guys!"
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 30/04/2024
This show that I knew of and never saw
Image of Angela anaconda TV show with weirdo cutout character animation
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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 30/04/2024
Made an oat sandwich bread for my lunch sandwiches this week. Also I wanted to test out this new loaf pan. Big success.
A rectangular loaf of oat sandwich bread with a soft waffle pattern to the sides matching the loaf pan.
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