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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 22/09/2026

Let's just mix all the drinks together. Beer with electrolytes, protein, fiber, and 2000% vitamin C

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 14/09/2026

It's called Pillinko and every morning you drop your pills in the slots and let them bounce. They all collect in the same cup and you take them and you also get points that mean nothing.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 12/09/2026

Just made my first sourdough loaf ever, from the starter I grew at home. Not perfect but a damn tasty loaf of bread.

A loaf of sourdough cut in half. There are large air pockets near the top and a tight crumb on the bottom. The outside is a deep brown.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 11/09/2026

I always thought I had Yahtzee up on the shelf ready to go. Opened it up to disappointment. No dice.

An empty Yahtzee box, theres no dice inside.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 03/09/2026

Every couple has one person who uses the couch blanket and one person who folds it.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 03/09/2026

Looking for a book about tapes so I can listen to a book on tape on my phone

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 03/09/2026

Hit em with the "buttons on your underwear because you can't nail em on."

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 28/08/2026

Me and my buddy had an idea to try smoking cigarettes from every country in the world, only in New York City....

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 22/08/2026

That was a rough one and it's going to stick with me for a while. Especially the forum part. That was so dark.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 18/08/2026

That's why I have a pickup

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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

What are your most used emojis? 🧐 Reply in the comments with your faves 𝑶𝑹 your banking information 🤠

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 17/08/2026

This will make some 2A guys start hooting and hollering. Seems more and more likely that the US Military could not squash a rebellion at home.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 17/08/2026

The moment I started playing "Big Walk" I thought, this game should be in VR. Hand tracking and exploring a world is prime for this.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 17/08/2026

The game I use it the most in is Gran Turismo 7, where being immersed in the car with depth perception is natural feeling and very fun. The second most has been "Walkabout Mini Golf" because being in a fun minigolf world that exists beyond what you can do in the real world is amazing.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 17/08/2026

I wonder why we never learn about the more famous woman of the time that caused the suffragette to go by Susan B. Anthony.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 16/08/2026

I instantly scrolled to the bottom to find the Rockies and was stunlocked when I saw them at the top. What a shame. I'd love to be a Rockies fan, they do have to earn it tho.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 16/08/2026

A high five for a regular person is down low for a man on stilts

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 15/08/2026

Shaking of my boys calls for a margarita until he asks for a water

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 13/08/2026

Pitchcom but just for hanging out in crowds. Push a button to ask your buddy to snag you a beer or hold up while you hit the restroom

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 11/08/2026

I've been waiting for this monitor to show up for years, I fear the gods have stranded it on a far away isle

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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 10/08/2026

when an ADHD person tells u, "i have it written down on my calendar," that means they are more unbelieavably locked in than they have ever been in their life

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 09/08/2026

Final Fantasy yet they keep releasing new ones?

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 07/08/2026

Since heavy water was invented I'm surprised they didn't rebrand to Water Light.

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 07/08/2026

when you're wearing clothes that are never supposed to leave your house that should be called an "infit"

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 07/08/2026

Everytime we do UBI it seems like a weird trick like how could it be so simple and it just is that easy. Their lives got so much easier and stress dropped significantly without a doubt.

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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 07/08/2026

Like the time fires raged through Gatlinburg and she just gave the families impacted $1k/month for 5 months and $5k the 6th month. no means testing, no complicated hoops, just "your life is destroyed here's some cash" resulting in another UBI experiment gone right. www.bpr.org/news/2018-12...

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How Dolly Parton Gave $12.5 Million And Unprecedented Research To Sevier County

It’s been two years since wildfires burned Western North Carolina and devastated the town of Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Country music superstar Dolly Parton…

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 06/08/2026

Absolutely agree. Average speed cameras, regular speed cameras, stoplights, all deployed where there are issues. Assign a check and balance committee to ensure fairness.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 06/08/2026

It's a term of endearment to me

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win one of two $25 Gamesplanet credit (US Store) courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends on August 7 at 6 PM PT Summer Sale is live until August 10th buff.ly/PPrdUgT #ad

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 05/08/2026

Don't forget just eating meat and pickled food.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 05/08/2026

Oh yeah. That one is long gone. I kept Popular With Friends because that sometimes gives me new interesting things to read and people to follow

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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

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Los Angeles Dodgers @dodgersbot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Welcome to Los Angeles, Tarik!

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 01/08/2026

Hell yeah baby juice it. I need more puzzmo friends.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 30/07/2026

Wishing for a pill that did nothing else but make me a clueless himbo. Then realizing what if I already am? uh oh

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 30/07/2026

That looks incredibly dangerous.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 30/07/2026

Freedom? *long drag of cigarette* Sounds like just another word for 'nothing left to lose'. Working on my gritty origin story of Joplin, titled "Bobby McGee"

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 30/07/2026

Pizza places should offer the Buffet Box, a box of all different kinds of slices. Like a box of donuts, for pizza.

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Defective Columbo @hedgerose.net · 28/07/2026

The most annoying part of solar electrical panels is avoiding calling it a "solar system". That's already a thing.

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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Stop giving important info (any, really) to the unregulated plagiarism machine with all the security safeguards of old caution tape .

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