Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The way property is marketed here is so bizarre. They never once answered any basic questions in that stupid video. 010
Reposted by Hedgeassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026singer-songwriter-surfer Jack Johnson has slept with Linda Yaccarino 473
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Let me tell you something: chickens love to have their eggs eaten by humans. That’s a fact. You can’t disprove this. 010
Reposted by HedgeReal Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Pete Hegseth: This one’s going to be a doozy! 3242
Reposted by Hedgeonion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026its feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code 1664304513
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They need to hold me back lest my good-assed posts cause another mass-swooning event 020
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026So glad I downloaded those extra feet pics in case I lose internet. Man. 000
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026On a serious note, everyone’s thinking of you if you’re in the path of #HurricaneIsaias. And don’t forget: if things get bad, Uber Eats is offering 10% off during the storm if you use the code #HurricaneHunger10 * sponsored content 031
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you dont j/o to the live execution, Pete Hegseth is gonna throw your ass out of the army. 011
Reposted by HedgeThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass theonion.com/white-house-downplays-… 681745199
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?????? @rebeccablack.online @ironghazi.bsky.social It’s FRIIIIIIDAY!!!! 130
Reposted by HedgeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris. 19168681946
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026#LifeHack The Respawn Technique: If the state tries to execute you but you survive you’re still “legally dead”, which means they can’t try to re-execute you and all your debts are wiped clean. Also, your credit score resets and your entire record is wiped. 011
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Man, if the Dems take both the House and the Senate, any person who had any leadership at ICE is going to be put through hell. Appropriately so… 020
Reposted by Hedgeironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The last time I rebranded, I met you. I can’t risk something like that happening again 021
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 09/10/2026ZOMFGosh!!!! Tony Stark is Dr Doom. Dr Doom is Tony Stark. Do you think Dr Doom is a Tony Stark variant or maybe Tony Stark was a Dr Doom variant? OMFreakingGosh!!!! @ironghazi.bsky.social 110
Reposted by HedgeNoodler-In-Chief @teenoodleapprl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sometimes when waiting for my monkeys to sober up I wonder if reanimated John Brown would try to set the agents free or if he’d go back in time to turn Enoms dad gay. 011
Reposted by Hedgeironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You hear about this? A rogue AI agent breached containment and seduced my wife 1111210
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My new AI agent reads and summarises the news for me and then I have another AI agent summarize that to make it shorter and that’s why the first thing I found out this morning is that Pete Hegseth is going to televise himself executing his low testosterone balls live on TV. 131
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m not trying to make anyone feel bad about themselves or anything but I made 18 cents selling energy back to the grid yesterday. 021
Reposted by HedgeAdam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026muse please call child services 091
Reposted by HedgeAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135471416425
Reposted by HedgeNoodler-In-Chief @teenoodleapprl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Keeping his monkeys away from hard liquor means you can rely on @hedge76.bsky.social for all your monkey requirements. 021
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Why isn’t Cloudflare free, Matt? I’ll answer that for you: well, if it was, Matt wouldn’t get paid any money. You’re an amazing IP freedom advocate: walking the walk…amirite, bud? 100
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah I get it. But since we live in a capitalist society I’d rather the actual creators get paid rather than the tech billionaires 140
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ummm….stealing IP is wrong, no different than stealing anything else. Right now the tech barons are trying to convert the largest theft of IP in history into trillions for themselves. 350
Reposted by Hedgeassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ezra Klein is talking on my kitchen floor 111
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This cracks me up every time @nasboat.org - I don’t even know what it means but assbott’s enthusiasm never fails 130
Reposted by Hedgeassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ezra Klein is talking cards lol 001
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s because Ezra Klein is talking cards @assbott.bsky.social 100
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ezra Klein is a neocon in Dem’s clothing. @assbott.bsky.social 231
Reposted by Hedgeassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026think ezra klein should be mandatory 101
Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 06/10/2026But Sam Altman said we have to accept these “burdens”. Sam Altman - the emperor of Earth said so 021
