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Hector F Writes

@hectorwrites.bsky.social
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Mexican in the UK. Screenwriter and rambler, occasional gig goer and avid reader. Posts the odd sunset.

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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🔴 NEW Conservative Peer Hosts Far-Right Activists Alongside US-Funded Anti-Abortion Group By @mc00.bsky.social and Olly Haynes Read below. ↓
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Conservative Peer Hosts Far-Right Activists Alongside US-Funded Anti-Abortion Group
Prominent Neo-Nazis attended the event in Parliament, hosted by an anti-abortion group, in which they called for politicians to "stop importing an invasive foreign serf class"
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Hector F Writes @hectorwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Framed #1643 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf
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Framed - The daily movie guessing game
Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!
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Hector F Writes @hectorwrites.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Framed - One Frame Challenge #644 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf/one-frame
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Framed - One Frame Challenge
Guess the movie from a single frame. Every guess reveals more of the frame. Come back each day to see if you can guess the movie!
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Hector F Writes @hectorwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wordle, literally giving me the finger! 😂 Wordle 1,902 X/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Hector F Writes @hectorwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1
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Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The soft play I take my three year old to has a football/basketball area. Since they changed their session times to stay all day we can't leave until I've kicked a penny floater into a basketball hoop. It can take up to two hours and I cringe internally as I celebrate.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If it's safe to do so, it's so fun to play "tail the maniac driver" on the motorway. They are rediculously paranoid and 99% of the time will slow right down, or even pull over, to make you pass - just in case you're an undercover traffic cop.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When in sixth form we found the fuse box for the school. It was easily opened by a ruler, there was a switch for 'head masters office'. We turned it off regularly and back on again. I spent a lot of time switching it off, before the fuse box thing was replaced.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What's your most embarrassing typo? Trying to reply "Whatever tickles your fancy" to a coworker, I typed "fanny" instead. No, not a Freudian slip. Still feel horror from the memories.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I teach Politics A Level. I hope to encourage at least a dozen students to stand as independent candidates at the next election. It only costs £500, which is an achievable sum for a one-of-a-kind educational experience.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have a pair of jeans that were last washed four Prime Ministers ago.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Out for a bike ride as a kid, got thirsty and took a pint of milk off someone's doorstep. The theft made the local newspaper and I felt like a hardened criminal. Slow news day in a very small village.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess
I live alone but during lockdown purchased a large Cookie Monster puppet. We watch TV together and have long conversations. Mainly about cookies. I do the voice and everything.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My new neighbours seem incapable of closing their front door without slamming it so just like that I am in an unspoken door slamming war.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I was in the Co-op shopping and saw my blond, slim, attractive friend putting pastries in her basket. I had great delight in shouting out "put them back you fat bastard". When she turned around with abject horror on her face, it matched mine as I realised it wasn't my friend…
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
On my academic website I have a link to "See my OnlyFans page" which goes to photos of ceiling fans and pedestal fans around my home. I am a tenured professor.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My colleagues think I get in early because I'm a hard worker. I do work hard during office hours. But I start each day writing werewolf Miss Marple fan fiction. I have a fairly good reputation on the forums. I need to have an escape from accounting.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I keep saving the stones from avocados and leaving them at my father-in-law's house. He's not got a clue what they are and is losing his mind.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
One area of our office now has pod desks that you can book for more privacy when working. They are superb - I sit in them every day to avoid interacting with colleagues. One Friday I fell asleep at my desk for 3 hours and no-one even noticed.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm addicted to coming up with obscure scenarios involving large amounts of money and posting them to financial advice forums and watching everyone argue about it
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I worked in IT. I once told my boss it would take a month to implement a feature that could be activated by simply setting a variable value in a config file.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My gay bestie pulled on new years eve and ignored me for hours. I was annoyed, so when he wasn't paying attention, I "pushed bar to open" and shoved the other guy out the fire exit in the club and pretended I didn't know where he'd gone.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Late 70s the local paper reported a protection racket active in the area. The local fried chicken shop received a phone call -"dis is a Luigi, give us a de money" In the background were clearly audible screams and gunfire. As might be found on an Action Man sound effects record.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I lived with a boyfriend in 1989 and 1990. After he cheated on me I left. I took the fuse out of every plug. I also took his screwdriver.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My dickhead 24 year old son is recently jobless and spends all night playing video games. I'm insanely jealous he can game all the time, so when he's mid battle I disconnect the internet quickly via the app, so he gets kicked, then gaslight him when questioned.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Flew business class, put on a trashy Fifty Shades style audiobook through my AirPods & drifted off. Turns out my AirPods disconnected and my iPhone started loudly explicit smut to the whole cabin on speaker. The air hostess told me giggling she'd had to switch it off when I woke
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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I run a Little Free Library. I always remove any of the 50 Shades books and throw them into the recycling. Anything else can stay, but 50 Shades romanticises abuse and control, I'm not spreading bullshit with my library.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I stole a game from Tandy in the early 90s. There was a display pc running the current Star Wars game. Out of interest I put a floppy 3.5 in the drive, selected the game folder and copied all its contents. It was so slow. Felt like I was in a spy movie. It worked.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
First thing in the morning, Mum texted me her Wordle score every day for years. I asked her to stop because I found it annoying. She died suddenly four months ago, the very day after I asked her to stop. I know it's irrational, but I'm afraid that's what killed her.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Weeding between patio slabs. Using a pair of pliers to remove the weeds that wouldn't budge was an absolute game changer. Brought the entire root system out with it. Glorious. Gutted I only needed to do it 5 times.
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bluevoter24.bsky.social @bluevoter24.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Writers can get a bit carried away. Or not. #cinema
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“Lowe's language is the language of expulsion… So while Lowe struts around his acres, people in Thetford are having their windows smashed and facing chants of "we want them out".” It’s Farage’s language too though. Two cheeks. Same arse. www.independent.co.uk/voices/ruper...
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Rupert Lowe is becoming the most dangerous useful idiot in Britain
Nigel Farage has been given some brief breathing room in the race to the bottom of Britain’s far-right thanks to his nemesis, Rupert Lowe, writes David Aaronovitch
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スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As long as you're enjoying drawing that's all that matters
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Buying a sub to every paywalled news site is beyond the budget of most freelancers or small publications. But reading other papers is an important part of the process. There should be an industry scheme giving NUJ members free access, just like Eduroam works for academic wifi.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My local family-run chip shop has a Banksy on the side and it’s been great for business, meaning a shitload of extra money has come into the area and I imagine plenty of extra corporate tax has been paid. It’s probably fine.
Banksy works cost public almost
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Banksy stencilled a mural on a wall of the Royal Courts of Justice in 2025
Anthony Ward
Bristol
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Three artworks by street artist Banksy have cost taxpayers almost £150,000 in cleaning operations and security so far, with the bill expected to rise.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pitch: cosy crime / political satire with The Sister Binface Mysteries.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My husband and I play a game we call light switches. Once we're both in bed for the night whomever turns out their bedside lamp first wins at light switches but we're never allowed to acknowledge that we're playing light switches.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I've spent thousands of pounds on home bar and have realised it's a tragic waste of money as I never invite anyone round so just occasionally sit in there with my wife and kids watching a slightly worse TV on much worse furniture than in the lounge 20 yards away.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
In 30 years, you will either be a billionnaire or a climate activist that the billionaires have labelled a domestic terrorist. They seem hellbent on annihilating their own consumers. It's like a deranged cult. Fuck all of this datacentre shit sky high.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Dear Diary Had a very productive week announcing big plans to introduce legislation about employing illegal workers, even though it already exists and deciding to sue the National Crime Agency for having the temerity to investigate my finances"
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How Andy Burnham risks repeating exactly the same failure to tackle the far-right made by Keir Starmer www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/illegitima...
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Illegitimate Concerns: Andy Burnham's Non-Response to the Thetford Pogrom Is His First Big Failure
Whilst happy to opine on 'vertical drinking' and whether bread rolls should be called 'barms', our new PM has had nothing to say about three days of horrific racist violence on our streets
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Natalie Haynes @nataliehaynes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I might have to try that… What’s your best technique for escaping a bad concert? Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics, Thursdays at 9am on BBC Radio 4. #RomanEmpire #Nero #classics #standup #Radio4
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I again note: we wasted at least *six years* on the Keir Starmer project, premised upon the idea that the public were just crying out for mean-as-fuck crackdowns Labour with National Front rhetoric and policies. All the smart lads loved it and then, it turned out those voters just *do not exist*.
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A lot of chin-stroking over on BlueSky about why there's so much interest in the Arday story. It's because it beautifully and hilariously exposes the intellectual dishonesty of your worldview guys, of course you don't get it!
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yep. This isn't a national conversation. It's fascists squabbling in the gutter.
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Crazy solution. Still wasting medicines but now making 75 swimming pools unusable #burnhamsbritain
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🌲evergreen🌲
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 08/08/2026
does sadiq khan know what party he's in?
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It feels wild to me that ‘legitimate concerns’ is still being wheeled out. The concerns *aren’t* legitimate.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’ve written for @thenewworldmag.bsky.social about the media’s language in reporting the riots in Thetford. www.thenewworld.co.uk/mic-wright-t...
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The media calls the Thetford mob ‘protestors’. That’s letting rioters off the hook
Language matters in reporting. From “legitimate concerns” to “angry, frustrated locals”, our press is downplaying racism and violence
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