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@hazelashstardust.bsky.social
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mcc @dryad.technology · 09/10/2026
He has new adventures every week
Scan of Pokemon card named "Surfing Pikachu" (lv. 13)

He has one ability: Surf
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 02/10/2026
tall girls are all talk tbh
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Jay Tholen @jaytholen.net · 02/10/2026
Hypnospace Outlaw is $5bux on Steam right now, half of the price of a Something Awful forums account.
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Scary Crust Punk (jump scare edition) @hatebeing.online · 29/09/2026
mulholland drive is girlypop big lebowski
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Toy Story Peoples is a collective name given by archeologists to the powerful 21st century civilizations most notable for producing Toy Stories
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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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epic rap battles of history: Koko the gorilla vs curious George
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 29/09/2026
The UK right's current political project is to co-opt the language of antidiscrimination to make bigotry legally unimpeachable.
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hazeldust @hazelashstardust.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sound symbolism is the general term
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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
angel girls waking up in my bed after a night of insane, terrible sex:
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 07/09/2026
dude,, she's cuddleslop. you only like her because she holds you and makes you feel all warm and protected in her arms,,,
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 07/09/2026
everyone's like "you have to be a pervert to let yourself make art" and that's true but further than that you also have to let yourself be kind of pretentious
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 30/08/2026
sometimes u see a girl with lots of tattoos and oh my god. jesus cufkcign christ. holy fcukcing on my shit ass balls
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Scary Crust Punk (jump scare edition) @hatebeing.online · 29/08/2026
the whole thing about "you have to live" does imply actually living, rather than avoiding doing anything that might remotely resemble it. being a shut in is compliance in advance
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
you just don't get it man the vibe of my ideas folder inside of my projects folder is totally different from my projects folder inside of my ideas folder
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
joey if he made evil slop
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me and my friends would have killed Roko’s Basilisk with hammers i can tell ya that much
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
polyamory is a scam designed to get you to miss as many women as possible
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💖gail 💖 🔜 GATEway 🔜 MC ATL @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it's her time
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KG 🏳️‍⚧️- COMMS OPEN @keij.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They’re doing this to me
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14/08/2026
me when there are signaling molecules in my body sent to distant organs and tissues by complex biological processes to regulate physiology and behavior:
the soyfacing meme pointing at a diagram of human female sex hormone signaling
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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
OK wait: The "pipeline rerouted because of grave of fictional character" story was never true? It's a silly season spin-up reposted by the BBC, Guardian etc.? The pipeline never went near the "grave" and was never rerouted? Rusty Foster with the links: www.todayintabs.com/p/dobby-s-gr...
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Dobby's Grave Not At Risk From The Greenlink Interconnector Project, Also Not Real
Harry Potter Adults are still the worst but not because of what they're currently being blamed for.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 09/08/2026
i know 10 of this woman
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 05/08/2026
There's something diminishing about living in a world where men's abuse is so ubiquitous and unimpeded, and still women are chided for not thinking enough of men's woes, men's harms, men's feelings. We're constantly asked why we don't tolerate our endless violation with more dignity.
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pretty BOO!!!👻👻🎃🎃😈😈🎃👻!!!😈g @inyourculture.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
(explaining a polycule) so yeah this is my dog, this is my sister, this is my dog's dog, this is my sister's sister, this is my dog's dog's wife,
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Magdaloween! 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 03/08/2026
I miss when cable TV had absolutely no money and tons of airtime to fill so they'd be like fuck it what about a guy and a puppet make fun of movies? what if we just take all this old cartoon shit we have and make a talk show?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
‘babe you look gorgeous tonight can i post a picture? nothing horrid don’t worry’
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milk @milkand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
realest shit anyone has ever said
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normal well-adjusted human being @rhymeswithk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
there is not a single person on earth you could reasonably tell, with a straight face, to vote against their own interests in service of a greater good. pull your head out of your ass please
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 27/07/2026
being unique as a trans woman is impossible. for as much as you all call my purse the katie bag, yesterday i got told i was winrar bag girl #4 at a single function. I'M NOT EVEN TOP THREE
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i think it's important for people to remember that puberty blockers *were* the "moderate, compromise" position.
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Actually | DO think twelve year olds should get hrt. That's the normal age to start puberty. so why does it have to be different for trans kids?
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 24/07/2026
you only live once put your fingers in her mouth
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/07/2026
frutiger aero meme I made, with frutiger aero stule background with a world coming out of a computer monitor and a sky and grass and bubbles and a water splash. the text reads, in bubbly letters, "the frutiger aero fandom is dying. repost if you're a real fruit"
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 23/07/2026
you can’t convince me this is real, this is a background gag in an episode of 30 rock
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fuck you. Prove I'm not.
Overly intrusive question asking me for my sex assigned at birth. Prove it, bitch.
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Chris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Really good trolling would be to go see Picnic at Hanging Rock with some friends and then 35 minutes in get up and leave the theater and disappear and never be seen again by anyone in their entire life
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BOOles @awawa.pics · 22/07/2026
you are allowed to be complimented. did you know that
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 19/07/2026
the 🖤 emoji looks kinda cool on Windows
the emoji 🖤 zoomed in which shows a pink light reflecting on it from below
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
never poke the streamer when he has a full meter
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Charlotte, creepy doll 🍂 @charonsferry.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🌸 universal t4t experience is telling a partner "fuck i wish i could kill ur parents holy shit"
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 29/03/2026
An unbelievably Cute, Lovely and Beautiful Transsexual Woman. 16 Hours of Video
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Kate @kcnoun.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Glamorous transsexuals we must not concern ourselves with Affairs of The Computer
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 08/07/2026
happy birthday! I got you a heart tattoo on your left boob that gradually loses its color fill whenever you're attacked by dinosaurs
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/07/2026
Tweet by @realyuriyearns: "did you know 90% of apologetic girls stop saying i'm sorry right before they're forgiven for existing."
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Vera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the cat's outta the bag. i'm making a new movie. it's a found footage horror film called TRANDEMIC. thanks TFC, Mark Duplass, and Patrick Brice for the support!!!! deadline.com/2026/07/vera...
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Vera Drew’s ‘Trandemic’ Inaugural Transgender Film Center Fund Winner
Drew will receive a $25,000 cash grant to support production of 'Trandemic.'
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depressioncore @princesscore.meangirls.online · 05/07/2026
cis society is more or less incapable of acknowledging us as people and instead can only treat us as representations of something else. every discussion about us involves a desire to supposedly decode us and the violence against us to figure out what it all Actually Means
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