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Hazard Hostile

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I used to make a lot of comics. I have two cats! I read a bunch.

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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see we're back in the 'yelling at people for doing a bad job rearranging the deck chairs while the entire crew lock course onto the iceberg' stage of Bluesky
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nancy is admiring Tattoo Flash in the window of a Tattoo Parlor. She points out that she wants the <3 Mom tattoo flash, but that it should say Aunt instead.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/07/2024
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/10/2024
from Tumblr:

A black and white picture of a stocky tabby cat with squinty eyes, dated Oct, 1938. It is titled Our Michael.

A comment from kim-kartrashcan:
the amount of love emanating from that simple "our michael" is enough to heal all the wounds in my heart
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 20/09/2026
This has been my consistent ask and no one is interested in it
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Idea: baseball remake of Julius Caesar
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andykimnj.bsky.social @andykimnj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump isn't joking. He did this to New Jersey and other blue states seeking funding to recover from last winter's storms. What kind of leader does that to their own people?
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Ryan Kelly @ryankelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Exciting News: i’ll be officially unemployed as of this Friday. Need an artist? Think of me as a possibility. Paying work only, please. Here’s a page from a recent Funrama as a sample (Funrama written, drawn + created by me on my patreon)
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Christie @kjerstiekeland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Football is so back
The three phases of an eagles game:

oh boy am i excited to watch my favorite team play 

im going to kill myself

nice we won
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"It's none of the government's business what is in anyone's pants, you fucking weirdos"
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Imagine what your life would be like without AI, wah" Well for one thing I wouldn't have had to spend four hours correcting the procedures manual at work after my boss ran it through ChatGPT to zhuzh it up and made a bunch of it incomprehensible
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There just isn't a way they could make this more Nazi. Somehow adding swastikas would make them LESS Nazi. I don't know how but also you're agreeing.
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boo ming @wu-ming.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OMG this kid can shred
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 06/09/2026
Y'all wanna see something rad as hell?
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a nymph's rest
drawing inspired by part of Waterhouse's painting "Hylas and the Nymphs", except I'm focusing on only three nymphs, partly immersed in water, enjoying the sun, no longer looking at Hylas (he doesn't exist here) but enjoying themselves in their corner of the pond
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cheers to the unnecessary censorship on a website that rendered 'Wars' as 'W***' thus making me look forward to the film 'Avengers: Secret Wank'
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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David Tennant: Richard II's Anguish
Alt: David Tennant: Richard II's Anguish
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Shades of @greatdismal.bsky.social's 'ugly t-shirt' from Zero History
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"The cost of an abortion is $580" Who has that figure ready to go? Bitch, what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every story about people 'hacking' AI to make it break rules just reads like that scene in Pinocchio where Geppetto tells him to go to school and not talk to strangers and he immediately talks to strangers who are like "no dude, you don't have to go to school, it's cool" and he uncritically agrees
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Nicole Rifkin @nicolerifkin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
thank you the new yorker and françoise for having me do this cover for the late, great dolly parton
dolly parton new yorker cover
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
RIP America 1776-2026 McShit itself to death
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yves Klein Blue Games Workshop
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Peter Wong @pwongview.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Today's reason for loving the late Dolly Parton. @charliejane.bsky.social @annaleen.bsky.social @transgenderreport.com www.them.us/entertainmen...
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Dolly Parton’s Chauffeur and Assistant of 30+ Years Was a Trans Man She Supported and Loved
​Parton repeatedly thanked Jason Pirro — whose employment was widely celebrated by trans newsletters — throughout her career.
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The last survivor of a doomed planet. A child who crash-lands on Earth and is taken in by two kindly farmers. Raised with their moral guidance and never forgetting her humble roots in Prince Edward Island, she is ANNE OF STEEL
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fans: Tolkien is a serious-minded visionary who thought through even the smallest details and implications from the construction of language on up Actual Tolkien: Golf was invented by a hobbit :) He knocked off a goblin's head and it fell in a hole :):)
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Because "If you don't get on board now you're going to be left behind" worked so well for AI
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jenna newman phd @jennanewman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“at a cancer meeting in May, oncologists stood up & applauded — and, according to people in the room, some wept — when the clinical trial data was presented showing a doubling in survival times.”🧪🛟 www.nytimes.com/2026/08/26/s...
“The pancreas, a gland deep in the abdomen, helps regulate blood sugar and digestion. Pancreatic cancer kills more than 50,000 people in the United States a year. Only 3 percent of patients whose pancreatic cancer has spread to distant parts of their body live for five years after being diagnosed. The few available treatment options, typically grueling chemotherapy, do little to extend life. For years researchers had despaired of even finding a more effective treatment for this cancer.”
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Mags Visaggio 🏳️‍⚧️ @magsvisaggio.com · 26/08/2026
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Frank N Furter: Rocky Horror Antici-
ALT: Frank N Furter: Rocky Horror Antici-
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 05/05/2026
again: If you do not fight at the barricade of trans healthcare you will fight at the barricade of the most stigmatized medication you are on and you will do it with fewer experienced allies because you left trans people to die
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that time Dolly Parton took a pretty ho-hum alt-rock song and was like "this is really gospel music" and not only was she right, she actually made it way better? I do www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUD...
youtube.com
Dolly Parton - Shine (Official)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A death I genuinely shed tears over. Colossally unfair. The entire world was robbed.
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Alternative list: * Kevin and Perry Go Large * Rancid Aluminium * One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing * Thunderbird 6 * Are You Being Served? * Threads * Spice World
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
 Dr. Sarah McAnulty (sarahmackattack) on Tumblr "Some squid are very brave during their checkups and others...pretend to be rocks."
[2 Images: Left: The squid is reddish-brown. Right: The squid has camouflaged itself to resemble a textured gray rock.]
poetic-irony replies: "my naem is skwid
i am not fish.
i mite be sick
so im in dish.
the doctor touch
it give me shock.
i do not trust
so now im rock"
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Storytime! When I was 14, we had an assignment in our art graphics class to design a poster for a business. We were allowed to invent our own business, so mine was The Cloak and Dagger Assassin Agency. I was, amazingly, not interviewed by a child psychologist about this
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Exactly what happened to me during my brief career as a sprinter: ran too fast, hit a wall, stumbled backwards, junk exploded when my head hit the floor
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rockstar Games have released a list of fifteen stolen cars you need to drive before playing GTA VI
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Christian professional sports players should have to prove their devout religious observances aren't giving them an unfair advantage over other players before they're allowed to compete
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Watching ESPN dudes discourse about the WNBA and imagining the reaction if multiple women sportscasters talked about the NFL only via the lens of Travis Kelce and how the league is hotter than ever right now because of Travis Kelce and how great Travis Kelce is at football
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Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anyone: "Why are there suddenly so many
neurodivergent people?"
Dr. Jen: Same reason there were suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.
@drjenwolkin
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is 90% of the hot takes about the WNBA by white guys on ESPN
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bob Kane would have loved AI
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Elon Musk could turn up dead of autoerotic asphyxiation with a freeze-framed Pokemon movie on his TV and it now would still not be the most embarrassing thing he's ever done
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Ramon Villalobos @ramonvillalobos.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
First warren ellis now this smh
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