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I used to make a lot of comics. I have two cats! I read a bunch.

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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 10m
Bret 'The Hitman' Hart Phil 'The Hit' Hartman
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 18h
October 2026, day seven: Joan of Arc. Maybe? A lady in armour, anyway.
line drawing of a woman with chin-length hair wearing plate mail and a helmet with the visor lifted up to show her face. She holds a sword in front of her. She also wears a tabard over her armour with a fleur de lis stitched onto the front.
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 23h
Oh shit Goodreads added the ability to rate books with half and quarter stars BRB re-rating every book I've ever read
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why stop there? Might as well claim he stopped World War 4 and 5 as well as Vietnam 2
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
October 2026, day six: some vintage '90s harajuku fashion, courtesy of Fruits magazine
line drawing of a Japanese teen wearing Mary Janes, socks, a skirt that hits above the knee, and a kimono cinched around the waist. She is holding the ends of the sleeves with her fingertips and has her hands held up at shoulder height, causing a number of interesting folds in the fabric. She has a short cheek-length bob and a decorative flower in her hair. The hair is coloured light orange, the kimono a deeper orange, and the shoes a light brown.
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"That's my secret, Steven. I 'ave always got a bee in my bleedin' bonnet!"
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Look, I have many good friends who are Italian but this guy is really doing nothing to push back against the argument that Italians are one of the worst groups for refusing to acclimate to American moral standards even after several generations
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
October 2026, day five: Chewbacca! What a wookiee.
Pen and ink drawing of a Star Wars Chewbacca action figure from 1977, with a shadow showing it was drawn lying flat on a surface. The drawing is on grey tinted paper and uses both black ink and white ink for the figure and a slightly lighter black for the shadow.
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I bought this amazing tiger reliquary from @lioninthetrees.bsky.social a couple of months ago for my wife's birthday. Since her birthday has finally passed, I can post about it! Isn't it absolutely beautiful?
gorgeous ceramic tiger reliquary made by Shirley Jackson (@lioninthetrees)
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
VARMINT
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You Can Run, But I'll Still Be In Your Nightmares
ALT: You Can Run, But I'll Still Be In Your Nightmares
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And that's despite Joel Schumacher hitting you over the head with the point by literally having Michael Douglas say "I'm the bad guy?" when he realizes he's the villain of the piece
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was going to say that nobody has ever said they loved this movie but then I Googled "I love Rise of Skywalker" and now I'm very disappointed in people
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
October 2026, day four: Murder Mystery! A widow, a rake, a doctor, a detective, an heiress, and a businessman gather to discover the mystery of... what shape is that billiard table supposed to be, anyway?!?
Drawing of six people gathered in a room containing a fireplace and a billiard table. On the billiard table is a dead body; one man, wearing spectacles and with sleeves rolled up, examines the body. At the head of the table, a fat moustachioed man with his tie loosened and collar undone braces his hands on the corners of the table and yells. In the foreground is a man with douchey floppy hair and a smart suit, talking to a woman wearing fur and pearls with a little tiara around her updo. In the background a woman in a black dress holding a glass looks uncomfortable as she is engaged in conversation by a taller man holding a glass and decanter. He has a sweater knotted around his shoulders and probably plays tennis. He's the only person in the room who looks like he's having fun.
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
October 2026, day three: it's Mean Girls day, and this year it's Gretchen Weiners' turn to shine!
Comic book drawing of the scene from Mean Girls where Gretchen Weiners delivers an unhinged soliloquy about ancient Rome that reveals her inner feelings about being under the thumb of Regina George.
Dialogue: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB Caesar!
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the new Louis CK special sounds lit
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A big tell here is how people would feel if this was a guy. If a man was drugged and raped for seven hours by other men, would anyone be saying "oh, this was an innocent mistake, they've learned, everyone should move on" or would it suddenly be about how terrible the rapists are
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Relatedly, I know a Washington NFL fan who refuses to acknowledge the name change to Commanders so he's just wearing increasingly decrepit gear with rips and grease stains on it
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
October 2026, day two: ask not for whom the tejrjwne rings. It rings for thee.
a pen and ink illustration of a rural crossroads with a house, some trees, and an old-style telephone box. The telephone box is red.
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She may have been dumb, but let's not forget that she was ALSO a bad writer
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being a Liberty fan and seeing incensed comments from Fever fans complaining about how all the calls seem to go the Aces' way and the amount of points they get off free throws:
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First Time Meme: Man with Noose
Alt: First Time Meme: Man with Noose
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October 2026, day one
A faux-movie poster in black and white inks. In the foreground a gurning figure with bolts in his neck and the top of his head removed lies against a wooden slab. Behind him, a mad scientist who looks a bit like Nicolas Cage is looking into the empty brain pan of the figure while grinning maniacally. Behind the doctor is a hunchback, clutching his hands to his face in horror and looking at the floor. Behind him, on a shelf, is a toppled empty jar leaking fluid on the floor. The jar is labelled "NORMAL BRAIN". Next to the ruined jar is an intact jar labelled "Dangerously crazy insane messed-up ARTIST BRAIN". From the floor, a little speech balloon shows an image of a brain with X-ed out eyes and a grimace, with a skull superimposed over it.
Above the image is the tagline "a crime against nature... A CRIME AGAINST ART!" while below the image, in jagged lettering, is the title "INKENSTEIN!"
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie Cunningham has done many shitty things but perhaps her worst crime is that she made me root for the Aces
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Oh hi, Mike. No, this is Kim. You're looking for my sister."
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see we're back in the 'yelling at people for doing a bad job rearranging the deck chairs while the entire crew lock course onto the iceberg' stage of Bluesky
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Plaque Is Rising
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once again, just because it's in the will doesn't mean you *have* to do it
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Levon Helm was the drummer in The Band
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A plan that relies on Warhammer players painting things that they own may be doomed from the start
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope Paul Giamatti never reads this thread
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Rage: Carrie 2
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Viewers can vote on which actor named Chris will be slapped by Will Smith
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9/24/26
Nancy is admiring Tattoo Flash in the window of a Tattoo Parlor. She points out that she wants the <3 Mom tattoo flash, but that it should say Aunt instead.
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like to believe Nancy would approve of my tattoo
photograph of five Nancy heads tattooed on a lower bicep
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SNOWMANS
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, David Lean's Oliver Twist where he appears as Fagin, entering the screen about three minutes after his prosthetic nose does...
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That was before his brief second wind in the '90s hosting a weekly paranormal TV show, Fortean TV
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is what happens when you let a guy get away with arguing that calling somebody a pedo isn't calling them a pedo
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would have bet a sizeable amount on Tucker Wetmore being a queen on the next season of RuPaul rather than a celebrity I haven't heard of
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When did Michael Jackson have bangs?!?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/07/2024
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Congrats! Five more years until your transceañera!
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From what I remember of that guy's blog he'd say things like "there's no specific allegations" and ignore the very specific allegations made, or frame it as a hit piece by an anti-trans org while ignoring that New York Magazine independently researched the whole thing for their own article
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/10/2024
from Tumblr:

A black and white picture of a stocky tabby cat with squinty eyes, dated Oct, 1938. It is titled Our Michael.

A comment from kim-kartrashcan:
the amount of love emanating from that simple "our michael" is enough to heal all the wounds in my heart
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 20/09/2026
This has been my consistent ask and no one is interested in it
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Idea: baseball remake of Julius Caesar
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The time is right for the triumphant return of the classic doublet-and-jerkin combo
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Richard Scarry's Busy Souls
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Hazard Hostile @hazardhostile.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you're afraid of getting pregnant and know you never want kids why not just get your tubes tied. This is America and doctors support well-informed bodily autonomy. *reads literally anything about this* Oh. Oh no. Oh jeez
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