John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 1hThis. And also maybe, if you know where it's happening, go over and beat the holy dogshit out of the rapists, with your fists and whatever you can get those fists around. 010
Reposted by John C WheelerMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files 879329438273
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 21/09/2026And the sky looks painted on from my front porch this morning. 020
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 16/09/2026What you fear in the night in the day comes to call anyway. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comEd Sheeran's support acts quit tour in support of MacklemoreThe star said he was not responsible for Macklemore being dropped from the line-up after he made pro-Palestinian statements on stage. 021
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 10/09/2026When your country colonised half the world, and gave all the crap jobs to the "lower caste" for generations, and yet you now complain that the guys checking your bags in the airport aren't white enough, nevermind they might well be born and raised in the UK, several generations since even? What R U? 150
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 08/09/2026As Guildenstern, about to meet his death, observes at the end of "Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are Dead," there is a randomness inherent in life, but this alone allows for the possibility of free choice. Nothing is inevitable. There is always "a point where we could have said 'No!'" 020
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 08/09/2026Percentages of people in each German state who did not vote for the AfD. 16125
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 07/09/2026I do wish somebody would tell this fool that America is a hemisphere. 020
Reposted by John C WheelerDr Stylite @columnist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I find it baffling that Labour does not seem to get this. By equivocating on such a core issue, they’re making their own voters unsure about the core values of the party / government and hence more susceptible to voting for someone else. 30630163
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 04/09/2026Trump's economics: I stopped trading with the electric company and I made an extra $250 a month! (although I'm now sitting here in the dark). 000
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 31/08/2026Damn right. No computer will ever be able to play lap steel. Ever. 110
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 31/08/2026Can AI take the piss? Can it take a piss? Can it get pissed? Can it get pissed off? Can it just piss off now? 010
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 31/08/2026Jack the Ripper was an immigrant. It started there and now look! The woke left wants to kill all straight women. With a knife. 100
Reposted by John C WheelerNathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026this is so incredible I can’t stop laughing because he forgot to include Reagan 151990611248
Reposted by John C WheelerJohn C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 26/08/2026Lake Ontario is the Native American name for said lake. The Canadian province is named for the lake. It's a far more authentic American name than "America" actually, which is named for Italian mapmaker and explorer Amerigo Vespucci, or "Mar-a-Lago," which is sort-of Spanish for "Lake by the Sea." 051
Reposted by John C WheelerJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7253894911274
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 26/08/2026Lake Ontario is the Native American name for said lake. The Canadian province is named for the lake. It's a far more authentic American name than "America" actually, which is named for Italian mapmaker and explorer Amerigo Vespucci, or "Mar-a-Lago," which is sort-of Spanish for "Lake by the Sea." 051
Reposted by John C WheelerTony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Such a great, economical, self-incriminating tweet. Your one moment not to make a petty complaint, and you make it, revealing what kind of person you are, which is of course why she would not be interviewed by you, which is also conveyed in the same sentence. Social media is not all bad. 537671
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 25/08/2026All love and respect to this absolute titan of music and exceptional example of how to be a great human being. I had the pleasure of knowing her a bit as a teenager as a friend of her sister's son. Cross that Rainbow Bridge singing loud and proud, Great Lady. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...theguardian.comDolly Parton, country star, actor and philanthropist, dies aged 80Songwriter of I Will Always Love You, Jolene and 9 to 5 also invested millions in child literacy, Covid-19 vaccine development and other causes 0162
Reposted by John C WheelerSteve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026These people are profoundly evil 518448
Reposted by John C WheelerÖzden Terli @terliwetter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Heute ist so einer dieser Tage, wenn ich die Nachrichten sehe… Es ist alles so dumm, es ist nicht mehr zu ertragen, wie dumm… Bleibe heute offline. Das reicht. 511044112
Reposted by John C WheelerRich @rich-bryant.uk · 14/08/2026Here's a fun one. Except in various specialty types and shellfish, fish is frozen ON THE TRAWLER these days. That lovely piece of haddock your fishmonger sells has been defrosted to be filleted and will probably be frozen again. 161
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 13/08/2026Standing on a street in a town before one of our shows, watching passers by, it is often obvious who will be in the crowd later. 050
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 08/08/2026I do truly love a good Pilsner beer at sunset, and this excellent local German Pilsner is 1€ (about $1.15 or £0.85) per bottle in the local grocery store. A man could get carried away for cheap in Germany if he were to let himself! 280
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 08/08/2026Of course, the other way of looking at this is that we fellows in the top 20% well and truly have our pick! Cheers to aspirations of hypergamy! (laughs and chuckles of a dismissive yet devious nature) 010
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 07/08/2026What I want to know is: just what the hell does it mean to be "white"? Are we talking external properties here, and if so what shade of brown is the cutoff point? Do we use a Pantone chart? Or does he mean DNA, because mine says I'm 4% Ivory Coast - is that shade of ivory white enough ror this fool? 120
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 07/08/2026Just because you can do something does not mean that you should. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comArtificial Intelligence used to design brand new virusesScientists made 16 successful viruses that had their genetic code designed by artificial intelligence. 000
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 05/08/2026Completely agree that it wouldn't have been the Beatles without Ringo. His parts and feel are absolutely essential. 040
Reposted by John C WheelerJustin Ling @justinling.ca · 04/08/2026Holy shit. www.wired.com/story/a-civi... 18168402769
Reposted by John C WheelerNews Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 28/07/2026We’ll deserve the meteorite. (🎥 BernarGM) 1821764
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 28/07/2026This is a very good article. My own experience coincides with its observations. It's specifically about parts of England, but applicable to everywhere that communities have been left behind and left to wither. 130
Reposted by John C WheelerRev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Imagine the amount of propaganda it took to convince millions of people that healthcare, food assistance, social programs, clean water, clean air, good wages, housing, equal rights, diversity, and a healthy planet for all people was somehow a threat to America and to Christianity. 528699
Reposted by John C WheelerJohn Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I feel like we as a society have done this three-step move where we've come to define things as: (1) a comment is only racist if the person truly intended it to be racist. (2) How can we ever know someone's true intent? So: (3) Who can ever REALLY be racist? 3618
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 27/07/2026It's like Wikipedia. Years ago, maybe still, the BBC's music pages drew their band bios from Wikipedia. I went on to our Wiki page and wrote all sorts of nonsense about Hayseed Dixie creating the internet, solving Pi, etc. then screen-shotted it on the BBC's page. Great fun! 011039
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 25/07/2026This is why I don't read much fiction. Reality is generally a lot more bizarre and anything most people can dream up. 030
Reposted by John C Wheeler𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 22/07/2026The four horsemen have arrived, but the livestream requires Reuters Premium. 1728165
Reposted by John C WheelerBrian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026One weird trick to avoid arrest abroad for committing international crimes is simply not to commit international crimes. 213820
Reposted by John C WheelerWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 21/07/2026This is Alfie. He is a professional opera singer with some of the best vibrato in the industry. Some have even called him the next Paw-varotti. 13/10 (TT: thelifeofalfiee) 24088451261
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 21/07/2026In the DM here in Heidelberg (which is like a Walgreens in the US or a Boots in the UK), the selection of reading glasses is directly beside the condoms. I don't know what this signifies, but I feel it must signify something worth considering. 130
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 19/07/2026That they annoy left-wing people is essentially the numero uno raison d'etre und Sinn des Seins for both the Spectator and the Telegraph. 074
Reposted by John C WheelerQuiet Riot @quietriotpod.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“If I drive drunk down the road, I can't then say: Tell you what, instead of appearing before a magistrate, I'll stand for councillor instead and let the people of Bermondsey decide if I am innocent. That's not how any of this f*****g works. You don't get to use popularity as a form of acquittal.” 20623207
John C Wheeler @hayseed-dixie.com · 26/06/2026Nuclear energy ain't the magic bullet some folks like to think it is! 1145
Reposted by John C WheelerProf. Stefan Rahmstorf @rahmstorf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Unsere Kinder und Enkel werden uns bitter verfluchen. Die #Erderhitzung lässt sich auch durch Nullemissionen nicht zurückdrehen, nur die weitere Erhitzung stoppen. Denn CO2 bleibt Jahrtausende in der Luft. Kipppunkte kommen näher. Es wird kein Zurück geben. 11727531271