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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 7h

"In memoriam of a plane being hijacked, I'm going to hijill it"

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Competitive prices for dick cheese.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The eel is for the pie later. So he can eat it out twice.

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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Watching The Ring (2002). White people would watch the video tape that kills you

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Incase someone tries to steal your Memes.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Perhaps time to bare the other cheek.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Maybe ask your little man what kind of spooky mom you should be this year. I bet he'll have a banger idea.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If it weren't for AI people being so dense I'd say this was a psyops to popularize the pontif.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What can you get a guy who has his own custom mobile, that when he's driven in it, people give him treats?

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Holy smokes, Batman" as an exasperated Dick Grayson frowned.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A water dino, a fish monster, aquatic people with hydro tech? This is a multi X-Files episode.

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A thread about a great cat, and the post-retirement creative evolution of a great artist, in 20 images...

My late cat The Bear in a box marked Hotel California, realising he can check out but he can never leave.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Stow your cheese wheels in the overhead compartment.

Airline safety photo of someone in a yellow flotation vest opening an overhead bin containing a yellow life raft. The raft looks like a comically large wheel of cheese.

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

never needed a Morning Moleman like I do today

Moleman in the morning meme: Moleman from the Simpsons in the studio: IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE WHILST SCROLLING
STOP
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY
MORNING MOLEMAN
GOOD MORNINGS WILL FOREVER BE YOURS BUT ONLY IF YOU COMMENT:
"GOOD MOLEMAN TO YOU"

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tante @tante.cc · 04/10/2026

Bluesky's head of trust and safety runs all replies through an LLM to decide who to block which leads to him creating a perfect sycophantic bubble for himself. Someone really does not understand his job. Bluesky Corp is a clown show.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

On the plus side he won't have to shave his balls.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

With that Kirk song blasting from the phone.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

mistakes were made

california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Because you don't walk on the ground like us mere mortals.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Or a real photo of an alien? Something going on with that mellon of his.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's, uh, heading for Spiderman I think.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Is Hunter hiding out in bat country?

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh I gathered that. I was just being a jackass with reading comprehension.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Had I seen this before now and believed, I would have been too busy wondering how his knee injury got his nuts stuck, instead of going Snopes style.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Holographic Tupac isn't real and can't hurt you et cetera.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Damn that's almost plumbing doctor money.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What if your soft boiled egg was abortion, would you pardon the toast soldiers? Much to think about.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm hoping it will be your wife because I won't be able to live down a butterfly ass kicking.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That depends on whom or what is doing the ass kicking.

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Happy little accidents

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Great, now I'm picturing a feline terror group called Al-Catda.

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Edgar Allan Poester @hauntedham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

No no, you were right and its for multi orb gazing. I've just been sending psychic images to make you think its for wine bottles. (Got any plastic soda bottles that might fit to see?)

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.

Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026

Butterbutt. An older comic.

A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."

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