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Haunt Couture

@hauntcouture.bsky.social
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A-List Nobody From Somewhere Near Chicago || Still Masking he/him, queer as in none of your business miniatures ceramicist, tabletop writer & worrier Employer only endorses my bad posts ahappierkindofsad.thecomicseries.com/comics

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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 3h
TIRED: The festival layout was too constrained and not well planned out with regard to lines and crowd control WIRED: It’s because you be on that phone
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Siri can I eat dried black beans by drinking them like ibuprofen n
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 11h
I've read some well-written opinions that more men are willing to listen to other men and that it's important to highlight men willing to speak out against sexual assault, but I'm so fucking tired of seeing people sharing video of men talking about what women have to live with. LISTEN TO WOMEN.
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
she had to hide and be stealth, it’s never mentioned the character is trans but there’s something truly magic in knowing that the next time i rewatch TNG, i will see her there and i will know that someone like me helped make the show that ignited my lifelong love of Star Trek 😭
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Yugo Limbo @yugsly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The way this damn cat yells cracks me up so bad
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HauntedSink @hauntedsink.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm obsessed with this twitter ad from two years ago. The account is pro-ai so they're in favor of this, but what benefit is there to trump's minor son being 15 feet tall
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep! By Usher
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm obsessed with this twitter ad from two years ago. The account is pro-ai so they're in favor of this, but what benefit is there to trump's minor son being 15 feet tall
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Joy Content 🏳️‍⚧️🐒 @joycontent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we will not implement assets generated by ai into our games, we will only implement assets generated by ai into our games
"We will not implement assets generated by AI into our games." Capcom said in a March 2026 shareholders meeting. "However, we plan to proactively use it as a contributing technology to improve the efficiency and productivity of the game development process. To this end, we are currently exploring ways to implement it in various areas, including graphics, sound and programming."
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YAY ANOTHER QUARTER BILLION IN LIABILITY GENERATED BY THE DEPARTMENT THAT TAKES OVER A THIRD OF OUR MONEY ALREADY
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tumblr post from diet-poison, july 11, 2016
Witch: Double, double toil and tro-
Me learning magic: Wait what?
Witch: Toil and trouble?
Me: Yeah that, what's toil?
Witch: Like, working really hard?
Me: yeah no thanks bye
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
celebrities going to war with each other
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just think women should be able to get educations without a constant threat of sexual violence.
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ohhh I love this game
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No that's as good a description of my week so far as any
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been working on legal transcripts since about 11am today. I can't really talk about details from my work but from the bottom of my heart, don't represent yourself pro se. for the love of god
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Milkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Christmas this year will be on the Friday the thirteenth this year :0
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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LilithCathy @matoukinnie.shisakura.com · 29/09/2026
ik that new minecraft dimension is very exciting but please do not forget the bds boycott against microsoft before you buy a realm subscription for your two-week minecraft phase with your friends👍
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My cat tried to bite me so I pulled my hand back real quick and punched myself in the face
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
mutant comic
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
conscience comic
panel one: 2 girls in bed, one laying on the other says "I think I really like you..."
panel two: a devil appears on the other girl's shoulder saying "that's it, time to ditch this broad."
panel 3: the girl looks at her other shoulder, empty
panel four: she says "Isn't there supposed to be another one???" and the devil replies "no wayyyy you're fucked"
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/09/2026
came across this classic ASW and i gotta say: STILL GREAT www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id...
I figured out how to be happy / but I can't tell you. / You not knowing is a big part of it.
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Live by the beyblade, die by the beyblade
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lmaoooo this boiling oil is frying me 😂
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really love the weird philosophies presented in TMNT. I'm a 2003 man myself, one time Splinter told them, The first rule of being a ninja is do no harm! Unless you mean to do harm, in which case do lots of harm! what're you talking about man
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
saying things out loud to myself like, a rice cake would go down real smooth right now, AMA
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Koboldscrossing @koboldscrossing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tis the season 🐈‍⬛
witch and her cat in a spoooooooky forest

gouache and colored pencil painting
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think if a coffee shop is one of the things you are most excited to visit on vacation in LA you should probably just stay home. or don’t go back a second time. whichever
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Pixie cut barista strikes again - I really wanted to like this place. I flew across the country, and this was honestly one of the places I was looking forward to visiting the most. Unfortunately, the experience was incredibly disappointing.
The reviews are not exaggerating when they mention the barista with the pixie haircut being extremely rude and standoffish. I went twice, on two separate occasions, and both times I experienced the same behavior. She didn't acknowledge me, made no effort to tell me which drink was mine until I asked her, and generally interacted with me in a way that made me feel completely unwelcome. It wasn't just a lack of friendliness, it felt unnecessarily dismissive and extremely uncomfortable.
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Frog chef
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you drive fast enough in GTA 4 on the 360 most of the world disappears* until you suddenly hit another car and blast through your windshield. But I played 5 on the 360 the month it launched with no problems! *I've only been able to achieve this coming off one of the long straight bridges
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Uninterested in helping, btw, if anyone was wondering
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Milkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
plains i guess, not fan of landscape drawings
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 26/09/2026
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kat @icecreamkat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would never murder someone, but I would break into their house and eat a rice cake in their bed. death by a thousand cuts
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
really wild to me to think for even a second how buying fuel for your car is basically playing the stock market every day of the week forever and ever in order to travel around town
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any morons trying to fill their car's gas tank with vaseline after seeing the label says petroleum jelly? just think it would be funny to read an article about that
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not much of a machine head, everything about car engines seems like a miracle
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Phil McAndrew @philmcandrew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
posting butt to improve morale
Ink and watercolor illustration of an old person with no clothes touching their butt to a potted palm tree
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Haunt Couture @hauntcouture.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got an scam email saying there was an international case in europe over scammers who stole people's private information and now every victim is entitled to $10.5m if I pay a $350 release fee. Buddy, Gamestop, Facebook, Google, have all been sued for data theft in real life and I got $4
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