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Harmony

@harmonys.bsky.social
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Queer and mad and tired and ready to eat a billionaire for morale. Gardening, cooking, and parenting in the Pacific Northwest. Would always be reading a book. Pro choice, pro trans, anti genocide. Not interested in being DM’d by random dudes. She/her

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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 22h
Friends, we need to talk about when you order some deli turkey thinly sliced but then you get it and it’s a smushed up mass of absolute shreds and you’ve basically got turkey floss. It’s disrespectful.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Throwback! #decorativegourdseason Nice.
A collection of small gourds of various colors and shapes with a price sign that reads “mini decorative gourds 69 cents”
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you see something (a jean jacket) say something (yooo nice jean jacket!)
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’ve had a family discussion and agreed that we would all like a scented candle of “Tack Room.“ Like, gentle horsey scent with hay, leather and saddle soap?
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I got some fried rice earlier this week and it was bland and mushy so tonight I got some other fried rice (from a different restaurant!) because I felt kind of ripped off. The new fried rice was… bland and mushy. Maybe it’s just not fried rice season.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Late season pasta Caprese with tomatoes and basil from my garden. 🌱🍽️🍜 #yardtotable #gardening #foodsky
A big bowl of penne pasta with tomatoes, burrata and basil liberally strewn across the top, with fresh ground pepper.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m a sucker for decorative gourd enthusiasm.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 21/09/2026
remember when Biden replied to some right-wing bait question about how many genders there are with, "at least three. don't play games with me, kid." and then got elected president? that was their last winning strategy. dems: "you're a dipshit. fuck off" was your last winning strategy.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have no beef with the “everything wrong with America is Reagan’s fault” contingent except that in numerous areas you’ve got to rewind a notch or two further back Nixon is Patient Zero for so much fuckery
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dining alone while traveling out of town and landed on a small local Cajun/Creole spot for bbq shrimp, sweet potatoes and a chocolate pot du creme. Feeling like I hit the jackpot because every bite was amazing.
A gorgeous plate of shrimp in a deep brown red spicy butter sauce over rice with green beans. A small ramekin absolutely overflowing with bourbon whipped cream. There’s chocolate under there somewhere.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I got back from my big obnoxious corporate conference sessions today in time for hotel bar happy hour so I’ve had 1.5, okay almost 2 glasses of nice house wine and I am half sloshed.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The number of times I have muttered “yet you participate in society” in the last ten years is… legion. And yet I’m not sure I’d seen the whole comic and not just the last frame!
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cosmos and dahlias are unmatched in my mom’s garden this year. Look at this lush gorgeousness. #DailyDahlia #Bloomscrolling 🌱
Ruffly pink double cosmos. The plant is covered in blooms and they are so fluffy and romantic. A hot magenta dahlia with a bee in the middle of it. A large dinner plate dahlia in a soft romantic pink A dahlia with hot fuchsia tips and paler pink inner petals.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dinner party idea: it’s Loaded Substrate Night. I provide toppings: chili/beans, pulled or grilled protein, roasted veg, cheeses, sour cream, bacon, scallions, jalapeños, sauces, slaw… Guests bring a favorite substrate to share: mashed potatoes, tots, chips, pita, polenta, roasted sweet potato…
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Impromptu garden scramble this morning — fresh basil and tomatoes with a little leftover bacon and a crumble of feta. 🌱🍽️🍜 #gardening #yardtotable #foodsky
A bowl of scrambled eggs mixed with bacon and slices of small tomatoes topped with crumbles of white feta and chopped basil
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No one told me either but I found it anyway and just binged it in a day because I couldn’t put it down. Crying screaming throwing up in space iykyk
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Two weeks ago my kid and I saw Sarah McLachlan and Alanis Morissette, who I saw in 96/97 (Lilith Fair, Jagged Little Pill tour). Tonight she went to see Weezer, who I saw in 96 when they opened for No Doubt. Every old is cool again?!
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cofax @cofax.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
c'mon, @americanair.bsky.social get your shit together
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's two things, to me: 1) trans rights matter because trans people matter and deserve rights, not just because failing to stand for trans rights is a bellwether for inauthentic progressivism more broadly 2) if you can't be trusted on trans rights you can't be trusted on anything
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 09/09/2026
This whole thing where we fry potatoes twice is both a cheat code and a travesty. Like, why not become crispy and delicious the first time, you particular, particular potatoes? Why do you need a moment to rest between the first and second fry?
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is my kid’s school and this was a really scary situation both before and after we understood what was happening. I’m so jangled up (even though my child is fine and was only peripherally exposed). I can’t imagine how the students and first responders who were on the scene are doing.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We are treating my birthday girl and her friends to dinner out at a favorite local pub. We are at our own old people table near the fire and the vibe is perfect.
A cozy fireplace with a curved mantel next to an arched window looking out to twisting branches from the trees in the courtyard. Fall/cozily spooky vibes on lock.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just took my tiny baby (14 today) to get her eyebrow pierced. What is time.
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WingsNDNSilver @wingsndnsilver.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Okay, folks, were back on this emergency need today, trying to help a local mama and children escape a bad DV situation and get home to her family in another state. Car repairs, travel, landing, $4K. $555 raised so far; $3,445 still needed 5 more ppl match our $100, she'll be 25% of the way goal:
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hi, I’m Harmony and I manage sales ops but really I like to garden. My brain loves the bit at the beginning of The Breeders’ Cannonball when the bass line suddenly steps up an interval and then the rest of the band comes in.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If a chemical is only supposed to dissolve one thing but dissolves everything, we don't say, "OMG, the chemical has gained a higher intelligence and hates everything and now wants to destroy the world! WHAT DO WE DO?" We say, "This company made a dangerous product that needs to be discontinued."
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hilarious that these incidents wherein AIs "break containment" and cause problems are being cited as evidence of consciousness. They made a dangerous product that causes damage it isn't supposed to cause, and people are spinning that as something awe-inspiring.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My daughter’s birthday is tomorrow. My partner and I were just at the store and saw a bag of movie style buttered popcorn the size of a standard bed pillow so we bought it and are wrapping it for her as a silly gift.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Raindrops on peace rose #bloomscrolling #flowerreport #roses 🌱
A cluster of peace roses in light creamy yellow with pink edges are dotted with little raindrops
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Darwinsaves HATES MAGATS @darwinsaves.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ohhh my god they gave the gorgeous and extremely talented #MariaSten 😍😍😍 ( #Neagley from #Reacher) her own spin-off. She's sooooo cute and such a good actress in everything she does. I'm going to watch for sure. Going to check out the #Neagley show on prime.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Two sheet pans of tomatoes into the oven for slow roasting. Apparently I’m making a golden tomato sauce this year. #TomatoSeason #yardtotable 🌱 #gardening 🍽️🍜
A sheet pan of red oblong paste tomatoes sliced and drizzled with olive oil A sheet pan of ripe yellow and golden orange tomatoes ready to go in the oven. They are glowing like jewels
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The Deliberate Literate @kytchenwytch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😂
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Usually I am a “Summer isn’t over until the end of September, actually mid October when the dahlias start to finish” person. But it’s raining and cool today and I’m like “Summer? I don’t know her. Where’s my butternut squash bisque and an apple cider donut?”
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
September 1997. We had just moved in together. Just babies.
A scan of a picture taken with a film camera that’s a little overexposed. Two young people with pale skin and light hair smile at the camera. One is wearing a tie dyed shirt and has a red goatee and has his arms looped around the  shoulders of the other, who is wearing a pale gold shirt basically the same color as her skin for some reason. There’s a dark wood paneled wall behind them.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dahlia bouquet today as I did some harvesting and deadheading. Mai Tai, Crazy Legs, and Keith H. 🌱 #DailyDahlia #Bloomscrolling
A bouquet of red, orange and yellow dahlias in a teal vase. It’s sitting next to a harvest basket of tomatoes and a few very large winter squash.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This year I grew Candy Roaster, an heirloom winter squash. They get *real* big. These are 10, 10, and 12 pounds apiece. Pretty excited to make soup and maybe a pie this weekend as well as freeze some purée or cubes for later. The other two will store for later this fall. #yardtotable #gardening 🌱
A white woman stands under a trellis drooping with faded squash leaves and overgrown scarlet runner beans. She is holding three extremely large squash. They are shaped like long footballs and are a peachy beige color. A trellis arch with two large squash sitting on it. The trellis is surrounded by messy tomato plants and is overgrown with bean runners Another view of the trellis arch with nasturtiums spilling over the edges and some dahlias peeking around behind them
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just half-assedly rewatched How I Met Your Mother because my kid was watching it and I am still mad about the ending. What a rushed turd of a finale that was.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it really has something for everyone on here: ✔️atrocious literary analysis ✔️a beloathéd celebrity ✔️a new low in shamelessly rebooting existing IP ✔️so many opportunities to infodump if your special interest includes the economic and social conditions of Dickensian England ✔️the Muppets did it best
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have to say I’m really enjoying the “fuck Johnny Depp’s new Scrooge movie” side of bluesky today, what a pop culture moment uniquely suited to bring us all together
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Greek salad from the garden tonight. Sadly no olive or feta trees 😉 in my zone but all the other veg and herbs are #yardtotable. 🌱🍜🍽️ #Foodsky #gardening #TomatoSeason
A beautifully colorful Greek salad with red and orange tomatoes, red and green pepper, green cucumbers, herbs and crumbles of creamy feta all combined in a big bowl. A beautifully colorful bowl of Greek salad i verdiente separated in a bowl: red and orange tomatoes, red and green pepper, green cucumbers, herbs and crumbles of creamy feta
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sorry for spreading the word about this game, won't happen again.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 31/08/2026
Okay I’m never playing this again sorry
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was fortunate enough to be at Daisy Chain Fields this weekend with my amazing daughter. Here’s a few photo moments— the main stage, heading in to the VIP area, the tree we sought shade under in the humid 90+ weather, and watching my kid enjoying live music from some of her favorites.
The Dandelion stage, decorated to look like it’s covered with pins and buttons recognizing the organizations supported by the festival and feminist messages as well as whimsical flowers. It’s viewed from the back of the early crowd so you can see lots of heads of girls and other folks looking festival ready. A small tree on a grassy expanse with people piled underneath its meager shade. The festival stage is in the far left distance and the sign for the VIP lounge is toward the eighth Looking up into a large tree that we sat under for shade In the foreground a young person with long wavy dark hair with bright pink streaks stands facing away looking at the stage. Further away two people in corsets and crowns and long flouncy skirts are also facing the stage.
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Harmony @harmonys.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We are having a quick SoCal moment this weekend. Enjoying tropical/Palm Springs vibes with uncharacteristic humidity as we hit the tail end of a heat wave. Today was pool lounging and getting settled. Tomorrow is Daisy Chain Fields which will be considerably hotter and less chill.
An expanse of aqua pool with green umbrellas and deck chairs interspersed with palm treesTwo bird of paradise blooms in brilliant orange and gray blueA big chess board built into a piece of lawn with 2-foot tall pieces Red desert flowers in the foreground. In the background a pool is barely visiblei. A courtyard . There is a low building all around  with open corridors like an old California apartment building, painted a pink that is nostalgic and charming but faded.
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