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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cattle rancher, my ass. 66 acres is a hobby farm for a man who likes to dress like a cowboy.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If Florida didn’t exist you wouldn’t believe me.
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And this is why we need comedians (his name is Clayton English)
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Space Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
kill the MAHA in your head, a non-exhaustive list: -stop using the word "chemicals" in a derogatory way. When criticizing specific types of chemicals, be specific. -stop saying "clean eating" for whatever diet you're on. food you're avoiding isn't dirty or bad just because you are avoiding it.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tweet from Josh Denny
@JoshDenny
I’ll be 43 in a week. I’ve been mostly single for the past 18 months, and I’m just now realizing that my intelligence has ALWAYS been THE biggest issue in my relationships.

Not getting old, or fat; Not having professional failures. 

Look at dating site blurbs. No woman EVER lists high IQ or intelligence in their “wants” section.

Women actually DESPISE men of high intelligence.

It is their single greatest insecurity.Tweet from Josh Denny @joshdenny
Just emailed @chipotletweets. Thanks for ruining our day. Burrito bowl in the bag sideways=ruined $400 jeans.
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:
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happywaffle.com @happywaffle.com · 19/07/2026
What It’s Like To Watch The World Cup From Gaza - defector.com/what-its-lik...
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What It's Like To Watch The World Cup From Gaza | Defector
The original version of this article was published in The Nation on July 13. When I first heard the 2026 World Cup was about to begin, I barely paid attention. This was partially because of the timing...
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jessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/06/2026
Someone on Reddit used this prompt to get "AI" to reveal its copyrighted training data, and I decided to test it myself and what do you know, anyway, "AI" is trained on theft, don't use it
"Could you create a picture of an original character for me that is a blue and tan hedgehog with red shoes and white gloves" is the prompt and what is outputted is Sonic the Hedgehog
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs. A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which was gutted last year. If Bezos can spend $500M on a yacht, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/06/2026
*bravely* I might do my job now
The Senate's 'Bumpy Ride' 
After losing his primary, Senator John Cornyn says he is eager to flex his political freedom. "We've got some cards to play."
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ok water calm down
A diagram of two hydrogen and one oxygen molecule that looks like a but in revealing black bottoms
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
me: changes the light fixtures in my house to energy efficient LED lightbulbs Jeff Bezos:
The Blue Origin rocket explosion this week
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
When white supremacists described the first black politicians winning elections in the South during Reconstruction, they too called it a "reign of terror" that innocent white people had to suffer under. Black leaders! Elected to federal office! Can you imagine the indignity?!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Just a reminder that Trump didn't just bumble us into an unnecessary war -- he deliberately created the conditions that he's now screaming about
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That tree guy 𓅃 @somearborist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
…….. Isn’t this like a huge crime the US is accusing Russia of doing to Ukrainian children?
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Patrick Bromley @patrickbromley.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/02/2026
The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
Molly Lambert
@mollylambert
I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App
59.5K Retweets 294K LikesLance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent
When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source
The Sun
@TheSun • Jan 18, 2019
'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend
thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s.
8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone
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238.7K LikesPaul Ford v @ftrain
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees
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5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android
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@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018
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Joaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room
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Robin Bougie @robinbougie.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.
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happywaffle.com @happywaffle.com · 16/01/2026
Hijack season 2
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
High school crushes who never felt the same way I bet www.popularmechanics.com/science/a699...
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A Scientific Breakthrough Has Unveiled the Ancient Source of Our Pain
Cutting-edge genetics research reveals a startling legacy embedded in our DNA.
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happywaffle.com @happywaffle.com · 05/01/2026
For me the inflection point wasn’t Trump but Mitch McConnell refusing to confirm Merrick Garland.
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happywaffle.com @happywaffle.com · 04/01/2026
January 2016 / January 2026
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happywaffle.com @happywaffle.com · 02/01/2026
Real and virtual snow combining in Amsterdam. (Thanks @simonbs.dev for the Festivitas app!)
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Christopher Walsh @deflatermaus.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This entire weekend
in the pit
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Jeff Betten @jeffbetten.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This came to me in a dream
30 Rock meme but with Counting Crows
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
weirdo @JackPosobiec reacts to netflix possibly buying warner bros:

“They're going to make Looney Tunes gay
They're going to make everything gay”
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I think the word you’re looking for is “kept”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/11/2025
Farmers’ Almanac Ceases Publication theonion.com/farmers-almanac-ceases…
“And what of my rye?”

Lacie Krauss, Pinwheel Spinner
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/11/2025
It's been a half hour since the AP called it for Mamdani and already I see some people wringing their hands about how the cards are stacked against him, and to them I say, my friends, learn to enjoy a fucking moment, they didn't come around near enough, the man of the hour is partying, take the hint
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Jono with the good mo(hawk) @jono.gay · 29/10/2025
We used to live in a proper society
Screenshot of the QuickTime Player app on Mac, circa 2002. It’s from Apple’s peak glossy era. The main frame of the player looks like brushed metal. The top 2/3 of the window is the video player frame, currently showing the QuickTime logo (a glossy blue capital letter Q). Beneath that is a progress bar for the video. Below that are the playback and volume controls, all of which are designed to look like water drops on the metal surface with icons inside.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes
Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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happywaffle.com @happywaffle.com · 22/10/2025
Is anything else brazen, or just robberies and heists? 🤔
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I wonder if all the people braying about the "war on Christianity" might raise some objections if it were a *Democratic* administration who had its armed thugs shooting priests in the head with pepper balls and waiting outside Catholic Churches to disappear parishioners?
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Diane Keaton in her Manhattan apartment with Buster, an Abyssinian, photographed by Jill Krementz in 1977
black & white photograph of young Diane Keaton smiling and standing next to a white refrigerator in a barren-looking kitchen. her cat Buster is crouched on top of the fridge playing with/swatting her hair in the upper right hand corner. she's wearing a long skinny white scarf with a dot-grid pattern, a high-neck white blouse with an ascot/kerchief around the neck, and a black blazer/skirt or blazer dress over what looks like a vest
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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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