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Hannes Becker

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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 1h
Real demand would of course be bsky.app/profile/patr...
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just was about to post the same thing
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Macyk @macyk.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
"TGIF thank god it's Friday," I say getting in the car after a long week. "God can't help you now," says Urkel from the backseat with a gun.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dril racism meme but with vengeance
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Pumpkin Spiced Ghost of M.A.G.N.U.S. @rifao.guru · 06/10/2026
With Spencer and Boozer, the #Grizzlies can run a Flock lineup. A Cam in the front, a Cam in the back court. #NBA
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With hammers, I can tell you that much
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As data nerd I'm just annoyed that the graphics don't make any sense at all. That loss in 2026 would be way more than 2 million
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This took way too long but needed to be done
Consensual myth meme but everything is the other way round and Zuckerberg doesn't care about your consent
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fart - probably the correct answer.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Hercules Truth
ALT: Hercules Truth
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was part of a job interview (for technical questions) and it made me skip my lunchtime, so I had an apple during the interview. Got scolded by HR afterwards. The people that mostly bring 'where do you see yourself in 5 years?' to the table.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/skul...
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Black Cat, White Cat
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm definitely not a single player person
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been saying the same, that's what those bike shirt pockets are for
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Salvador Dalí may have been at the Jordan - Nique dunk contest
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Pulp Fiction: Christopher Walken's Watch Story
ALT: Pulp Fiction: Christopher Walken's Watch Story
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Years and years ago people trained ML models to play video games - and they would always find the hackiest solutions because you wouldn't constrain against them
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You're saying Musk is likely not involved in the whole EA thing but he literally met Grimes because they both read Less Wrong www.vice.com/en/article/w...
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cerberus ist not a locker room favorite but might be the best Clifford stopper
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, the other Nelly?
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm just a Björk I only fly away
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The most tedious chart type
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not going to do any research but wouldn't you also have to been caught? Or is it a questionnaire and you really don't want to lie about it?
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Only correct depiction of an IT person
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Hackerman from Kung Fury
ALT: Hackerman from Kung Fury
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need to facto reset my phone after this…
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Was in Toronto and as a European I heroically wanted a sedan. Quickly realized that driving a low car in North America is madness as you're all ready to crush them.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/sean...
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Vergänglichkeitsheimsuchung
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New York accent
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Johannes Signing
ALT: Johannes Signing
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think I found the correct answer bsky.app/profile/hann...
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Worm Hercules
ALT: Worm Hercules
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Option A) Ban him and get a mini row of complaints that no one who watches WNBA will remember after a news cycle Option B) Have him at another game and see your players stage a protest and then deal with that outcome Sure seems like an easy choice, yet here we are...
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social I'm really far behind on the episodes, so it might have been mentioned at some point - I'm in Toronto right now and the Tim Hortons going all in on Harry Potter is such a bummer.
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Goblins comic too
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Joke aside, you basically write pure SQL with some {{jinja sugar()}} Type 'dbt build' and all your stuff gets run. It's all SQL+Python/jinja+git, I cannot remember any major complaints right now
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Dumb and Dumber: Jim Carrey & Jeff Daniels
ALT: Dumb and Dumber: Jim Carrey & Jeff Daniels
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Usually Damon does the reskeet too late for me to see it on time. But I'm in Toronto so I was able to reskeet! 🙌
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Action Bronson: Mwah Moment
ALT: Action Bronson: Mwah Moment
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Who - Spreadsheet Wizard
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bill Nighy?
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Damon... this is too good
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Were does - on holidays - next to a pool - with a hard seltzer - listening to Caribbean music - all by myself - after folding laundry rank on the party scale?
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He's the root of the adjective cheungy, right?
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Hannes Becker @hannesb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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