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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 6h

I once did an absolute perfect impression of Romy from Romy And Michelle’s High School Reunion and I’ve never been able to do it again

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 7h

Halloween Joke 9/31 Jason Voorhees may seem big, mean and scary but he can put crying babies to sleep when no one else can

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 7h

I’m on my third hour of watching a one hour show because I keep getting distracted and need to rewind

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 9h

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 7h

Be sure to lay your hand flat so he doesn’t bite your fingers and then hold your palm up to show when you’re out of popcorn shrimp and he’ll high five you

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 11h

"Jane catches us ONE TIME and now you're just gonna return me for store credit?!"

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 11h

AT THE HARDWARE STORE Me: Hey, can you show me the bricks? Employee: Here follow me Me: Boy these are SOME bricks! I bet I could use these to build a fire pit for my gigalo pad… did you… Did you hear that? I got a gigalo pad E: Is that right? Me: *putting one foot on the bricks* Yup

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 11h

I shouldn’t have made pants out of toilet paper when it’s raining outside, I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 13h

Andor Uh… yeah, you should have Oh yeah, I forget the rule of war is that you let any people die as long as you don’t kill the leaders

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13h

Welcome to your 60’s, you’ve got the knees of an 87 year old.

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 15h

Halloween Movie 9/31 Cuckoo Interesting movie, wouldn’t mind a sequel or a prequel to find out more about what’s going on The screeching noises probably could’ve been used less, it stopped being scary was starting to push closer to annoying B

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sex so good the German judges give it a 9.

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

To clarify, Norsemen did the joke five years before Peacemaker

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Watching Norsemen Just saw that they made same bird blindness joke as in the show Peacemaker five years earlier I would like to say parallel thinking but they are almost the exactly the same back and forth for the whole conversation, not just a couple lines Gotta call that Peacemaker stole it

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I thought of putting filigree on an airplane but it was a flight of fancy

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Count Duckula 🧛‍♂️🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Doctor, do you remember the video for ‘Black Hole Sun’ by Soundgarden?” “Yes.” “When you do my plastic surgery, make it THAT, but even creepier.”

On the left, the woman from the “Black Hole Sun” video by the greatest rock band of all time, Soundgarden

On the right, Susan and Michael Dell some stupid MAGA event at the White House

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

youtu.be/quAQqXX-7m0 Are ‘Friends’ Electric? By Gary Numan and Tubeway Army 🎶Things that I just don't understand Like a white lie that night Or a sly touch at times I don't think it meant anything to you🎶

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Halloween Joke 8/31 Barely Legal Frankenstein

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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Normalize being dead on the outside

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Alex/Digital Geist 🎹 @digitalgeist.com · 07/10/2026

Try the new Gary Numan Bunk Bed at Ikea

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I screenshotted that! 😂😂 I sent it to a friend who actually does have a curved spine

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeah 😂 I’ve been binging, only got three episodes left

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Drop some CUTLERY 🥄🖤🔪

cover art for The Rise Of Endymion by Dan Simmons. it features a view of the Shrike (a tall time traveling dude with four arms and he's made of metal and covered i razor sharp blades) from behind. he's just chilling watching some people on a footbridge

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Rewatching Andor I like the show but Mon Mothma is possibly the least interesting character in all of Star Wars

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Me: We’ll put tv antennas in our teeth and project movies out of our mouths You: That’s just crazy enough to work

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G8erlaw68 @g8erlaw68.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Drop some CUTLERY.

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Joanne @joannefirth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Drop some CUTLERY 🥄🖤🔪

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I need to find someone less boring to stalk.

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Halloween Movie 8/31 Strange Harvest Setup as a true crime show Has that thing where actors don’t know how the act anymore if there’s a found footage type aspect to it Too annoying to watch One of the friends of a victim said she was “a dope bitch” and my eyes broke from rolling them F-

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Been watching Norsemen on Netflix I’m years late on this - How come I’ve never seen anyone talk about this show? It’s really funny Check it out

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My personal space is 3km in every direction. Please respect it.

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Haha I’ve never heard of cream cheese in sushi Seems like a fair move considering what Japan thinks what pizza is

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