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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
hacking her mainframe til she [dial-up noises]
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
If I ever get cancer, I'm sure we'll all blame my "person life style choice" of using medical marijuana instead of stuff like my elementary school was literally made of asbestos or I lived outside a city with major air pollution for two decades.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Random reminder that banning members of Congress from trading stock is a total no brainer. They can use privileged information to make money on the stock market, while they’re supposed to be working for you. Make no mistake — it’s legalized corruption.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
If you're shocked about corruption in American politics, I invite you to take a gander at our campaign finance "system."
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Well.... *claps and stands up* See y'all in El Salvador, I guess.
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
ICE is a terrorist organization kidnapping people and sending them to be tortured in prisons abroad... by the way.
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Enjoying the beauty of a sunny, spring day... watching woodpeckers fuck in the tree nearby and yelling at them that they're sluts.
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I love teaching at the high school level of intellect, but some days I'm truly overwhelmed by the adolescent body odor smell. 😅
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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Nobody is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them... ...except your logic teacher.
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Hai class
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
As an educator, I'd just like to posit that daylight savings is dumb and bad.
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 06/03/2025
don’t worry i won’t make you google it
Psalm 137:9 NIV - Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I wish I could grow tangerines.
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
chile relleno
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
bitch dinner
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Lol @ reminding my folks that I have had the house my daughter was born in repossessed by the fucking banks and lived in poverty since I became an adult in 2008 when the economy crashed. What radicalized you?
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Imagine thinking you are fighting crime by using a k9 to search kid's school bags for vapes. 🙄
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
This meeting could have been a riot
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
We are all Sisyphus and Elon Musk is the fuckass boulder.
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 18/02/2025
you just narted your last fart, tartner
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Good
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Lol there's an escaped donkey outside my classroom, but she ran away when the cop came to apprehend her. 🤣
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
For the love of god bring those astronauts home already.
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Me during Trump presidency part 2
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Extebanly @extebanly.com · 11/02/2025
❤️
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 25/07/2023
GORILLA: [repeatedly signing the word “irregardless”] ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Me doing my silly little self care before getting shiny and chrome
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 08/02/2025
A millennial but at what cost?
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Aaron Hawkins @ahawkins.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
🤘
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Rutabaga @bajango.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
America has a bad case of Donorreah
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Last night the dog treed something I've never seen before. It looked like this: a Texas Ocelot.
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God @thegodshow.com · 05/02/2025
Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
All these democrats talking about "fighting" don't have their hands out. Fuck is that? HOW are y'all fighting this? I don't see any fighting being done.
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Banana a snack. Plantain a MEAL. No, not a euphemism.
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I said I like it like that
youtu.be
Cardi B, Bad Bunny & J Balvin - I Like It [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Cardi B
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I haven't made a meme in years.
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I sometimes wonder if there is something medically wrong with the people around me driving. Like perhaps they are having a seizure or something. Then their behavior would make sense.
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
🎶America! America! God shed his grace for thee. Till selfish gain no longer stain The banner of the free!🎶
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Rutabaga @bajango.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
STOP COMPLYING
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han-yolo.bsky.social @han-yolo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Tomorrow is Wednesday
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