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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 1h

I am just finding out that the show Knots Landing was not featuring or about Don Knotts

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

if i was a teacher id call it a sillybus and we'd have fun in there

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 10h

As a non-baseball fan, I have a moderation for "baseball" so only the really good shit gets through.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 11h

I’ll try a pagan friend, thought I, since Christian kindness has proved but hollow courtesy.

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 12h

Why is Autumn Humpty Dumpty's favorite season?

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 12h

The Y-axis scale reflects the magnitude of the NICE-ness of the number of votes.

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I always thought of floss as sort of a one in one thing.

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I flipped my wig (chuckled thoughtfully in a waiting room) for this essay on wigs. It thoughtfully captures the load-bearing nature of the middle aged guy-barber relationship.

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 06/10/2026

Hey. The fragmentation of the social media landscape has been hard on indie #scicomm 🧪 projects So if you'd like to follow a podcast that's enthusiastic about #linguistics, could you check out @lingthusiasm.com? And if you think your followers might like to, could you give this a repost?

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[glaring at driver next to me at the light:] plenty of cars out there are already full of knobs

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You’re going into battle. Are you taking 10 giant Joe Bidens or 1000 tiny Rosalynn Carters?

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thought I saw a hedgehog today, but it just turned out to be a big pinecone from kind of far away 😔

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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

every god damn day

Pictured: left panel is a bear on a laptop and their brain says “let’s focus”

Second panel shows the laptop screen and it is focusing “on the wrong thing”

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Met a neighbor today for the first time while walking out of the building carrying a golf club. He said, “going for some swings?”

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am about to do a linux on a computer dear god wish me luck

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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

VANILLA1.BMF

A color portrait of Robert Matthew Van Winkle, aka Vanilla Ice, the American rapper whose hit “Ice Ice Baby” was EVERYWHERE in 1990. Phil absolutely loved the song and its clever sampling of Queen and David Bowie’s “Under Pressure.” Phil would argue to whoever listened that “Ice Ice Baby” elevated the work of Mercury and Bowie, turning their little jingle into an epic song for the ages. Phil played the song constantly in his cubicle at Totem Graphics, much to the irritation of his coworkers. Vanilla Ice would eventually come to be seen as a one-hit novelty act, though Phil wouldn’t live to see that day.

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Activation phrase for a toddler Manchurian candidate.

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Christian DiCanio @cdicanio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Taking a linguistics course improved foreign language grades by about one entire grade (B > A). New publication by UB PhD Kiyono Fujinaga-Gordon, along with Mandy Simons and Seth Weiner. onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...

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Take an Introductory Linguistics Course; It May Increase Your Language Learning Ability

Can general linguistics knowledge be used to better learn a new language? This exploratory study is concerned with the potential advantageous transfer of general linguistics knowledge to the learning...

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why Alabama has an elephant mascot is information I easily could have acquired at any point in the last 40 years--and I almost certainly have and forgotten it--but I'm just never going to know, and that feels really good. Call me when the Alabama elephant has moves like Ellie the Liberty mascot.

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pausa de desmoralización

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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 14/03/2026

i need the “llms are might be conscious” folx to read this

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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

MEXICO_2.BMF

A group of men in serapes and sombreros huddled in front of adobe buildings. Phil cheated a little on this one. He was already working on the concept art for a Microsoft Windows adventure game steeped in Mexican iconography when he realized he wasn’t going to be making his weekly quota for his day job at Totem Graphics. So he quickly repurposed the concept art, took out the skulls, added a few clouds, and turned in this clipart.

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Stop making me listen to the review booth guys. I hate this.

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Gary Arizona. I think that’s a good name for a guy.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

fantastic photo from @madelinepcarter.bsky.social of the Las Vegas Review-Journal

the arm from mid-bicep to the hand with a tattoo and white sweat band on the forearm of Myisha Hines-Allen with her hand palm out inches from the face of A'ja Wilson who is leaning slightly forward
Photo: Madeline Carter/Las Vegas Review-Journal

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Uber driver is having a conversation on speaker phone and just turned the radio on. It sounds crazy in here.

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I finally read this short story, and, as a user of toilets, a guy who seems to attract conversations with random strangers, and a fan of literary fiction, I have to say I can recommend it on several fronts.

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You know Overboard is going to be a good movie because they tell you when the opening credits that there’s an original song written performed by Randy Newman.

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have two balls. One always tells the truth and one always tells lies. Also one of them hurts. I’m supposed to get an ultrasound next week.

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Crying alone in the classroom after no one laughed at the Maslow's Hierarchy of Kneads lesson in my baking class.

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is why you never listen to anyone say anything ever. Eventually, you’ll get mad.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

GAEAY!

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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

FANTASY/NS0061.GIF

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I don't know how any of this works @hamburglarshelper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Goatchella. A petting zoo where you can do ecstasy.

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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WNBA Finals broadcast schedule: Game 1: ABC/ESPN Game 2: USA/CNBC Game 3: Fubo/Ask a Neighbor If You Can Come Over Game 4: Radio only Game 5: Projected Onto the Underside of the Kosciuszko Bridge (Barge reservation req'd) Game 6: Buy an old Nintendo DS on eBay Game 7: Read About it the Day After

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