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Old Man Boogie

@hailboogie.bsky.social

217 followers 353 following 1.8K posts

I'm starting to think I might skew a bit loquacious.

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 14m

I haven't seen "I'll wait" used effectively in years now. It's always followed by a dunking.

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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

White person to white person, we must to listen, learn, & use our voices to amplify Indigenous voices without speaking over them. Follow Indigenous creators and boost their content. 🖤

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This is so confusing

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And I think there's like an eye in it?

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

HUGE Boss Hogg energy

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

At the end, I did see five darmoks

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

What if the no was in Jerry all along

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I had a hundred acre wood joke and then I saw this was real, so fuck him

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

HOROSCOPE: Take the high road. ME: Or suck my big fat chode you stupid bitch.

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Okay, wait, how old are those pictures because the dude is 38. UNLESS. Maybe absorbing everyone's pictures actually does capture their soul and he's fueled by them.

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And somehow, I still feel bad for dudes like this because what a sad existence and I hope they'll eventually get some self-awareness, which feels wasted, because society still keeps making them!

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I hate myself for liking this

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And what the hell did they get out of it? Just to upset someone? To shock? And I know it's not junior high kids, but isn't that when we're supposed to get over that stuff, guys?

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is like the cast of a horror movie series' ninth sequel that aired on USA at 2 am.

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Aw, good for him

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I truly think Funyuns have the densest structure. Are you trying to build a house? Can I come over if you are?

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What a dumbass dork.

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hell yeah, now it's ceejworthy

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Bitch, I'm Hydrox."

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When you say "legit"...

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wait, are we not supposed to?

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

See, good thinking on releasing that gold plated Secret Six.

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do we all get a check then? Is this a Star-bellied Sneeches thing?

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do you think Hydrox only hires edgelords?

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jonlybonlyfans*

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I do hear that if you stick your finger under his hood, he'll snap it off.

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You put out this and a slice of a Viennetta and I'm going to assume you're actual royalty.

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🤜🏻🤛🏻

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fat Bear Week is really the only week I truly miss having social media

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Green Bean Casserole enjoyers unite. That stuff is the glue that holds the rest of the meal together

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If this were the 80s, some ad guy would've made a Jerry Cop to stop Tiny Jerry from stealing all me Pizza Combos

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That doesn't sound right, I thought this name was Timothy

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

DON'T TRUST THAT SQUIRTY FUCK.

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Honestly, I only know you from your skeets on here and I feel like this encapsulates you so well

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Time to summon The Gloop Gang.

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Jerry, n-*head explodes*

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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Carrie: Covered in Blood

Alt: Carrie: Covered in Blood

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Jerry yeast

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Wait, you guys are getting high effort posts?

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"So, all those rat tails you collected? I sure could go for some rattailtouille right now..."

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Stand in the place where you live, alber.

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Couture? More like two free 1st levels a day, fools.

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wait, so I'm supposed to bang my car? I'm not built for this kind of love!

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Oh, yeah, nerd?"

Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well, this isn't what the church taught me.

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm moving into Hot Dog on A Stick. And I get to wear the hat.

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

His power was manipulated by Mr. Cerealster!

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Just know that when someone says, "I can't stop farting," they really mean, "I won't stop farting."

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Old Man Boogie @hailboogie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What do you mean what do I mean?