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Sarah Ford

@hagfish.bsky.social
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She/her High school English teacher Speech & Debate Coach Wife of @houseofkyle.com Pixelfed: pixelfed.social/hagfish Mastodon: mstdn.social/@hagfish Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/finifrock Medium: www.medium.com/@finifrock

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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Do you have children?
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Because if there’s one thing Jesus was super into, it was earthly politics
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Ruin a dad’s week by saying the TV display looks weird and refusing to elaborate
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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
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IvoxPierre @ivoxpierre.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
A really poignant and quietly frustrated lament about truth and what happens when we simply choose to ignore it. Just a wonderful journey without resolution. Thanks @sarahkendzior.bsky.social. open.substack.com/pub/sarahken...
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Shipwreck on Zombie Road
Vindication means nothing without justice.
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Mary Anne Franks @maryannefranks.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 16/02/2026
The Project 2025 architect who promised to put federal employees “in trauma” is spending $15 million of former USAID funding—money that would have gone toward fighting HIV, polio, malaria, and other diseases—to bankroll his security detail. trib.al/TSV3cmb
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I’m not saying you shouldn’t criticize Dems - of course not - but acting like “a mediocre Dem versus an actual fascist” is a tough choice is extremely unhelpful for people trying to build a broad united front against fascism.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Writing is thinking. It's not some marginal boring task you can skip. It's the heart of it.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Worth the ride:
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 11/02/2026
What will those feisty Gen-Zers purchase next? Recklessly splurging on the $1.50 hot dog at Costco? An actual vegetable every other day? Perhaps even a second serving of gruel?
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Yes THEIR kids… and they wonder why women want “abortions on demand”
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Preferential medical treatment is what gets me
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Honey the algorithm keeps disparaging my game day snacks
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Michael Tisserand @tisserand.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
In Minneapolis
A Baptist church sign reads Blessed Are the Whistle Blowers for They Play the Music of Salvation
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/01/2026
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Since when do women promote wars gimme a break
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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two men are standing next to each other and one of them is asking does this guy know how to party or what .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is asking does this guy know how to party or what .
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you." ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30. Women’s pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a long torso, a prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever the fuck we want, but only at this store.
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I wonder when social media companies will face any type of criticism for basically forcing millions of Americans - many of them minors - to watch a violent killing. Total negligence of moderation and safety standards and yet our reaction as a society is to punish private citizens for their posts?
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I’ve read a lot of dumb takes since Trump rode down the escalator - but this has got to be one of the dumbest. www.foxnews.com/opinion/dei-...
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DEI is the real cause of America’s housing crisis
Census data shows 15 million excess housing units exist, contradicting claims of a housing shortage that activists use to justify eliminating local zoning laws.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
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Dutch Panderin @dutchpanderin.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally: "Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 27/08/2025
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
National guard troops lounging outside a Krispy Kreme
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
He gave his life to Christ in the parking lot feels strangely intimate
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Brian Walter @bdwlecteur.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Can’t put it more succinctly than @sarahkendzior.bsky.social did.
“Impunity, the sadist’s conception of freedom, mainstreamed and marketed as the new American dream.” — Sarah Kendzior, THEY KNEW
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thea in mexico 🦋🇲🇽 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
“Unprovoked”???
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
She doesn’t think there’s enough suffering in the world? …
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Won’t someone please think of the blondes?!?!
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
“I will butt my nose in to prevent anyone from being critical of my child, but I won’t read with them for 10 mins a day” or “I WILL make sure the teacher honors my child’s special unique circumstances but I won’t take their phone away when it’s clearly the thing keeping them from academic success”
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
It’s because people who say that are thinking about the imaginary “bad people” and “bullies” they would go after for the sake of their kids. It’s why I hate when people say “I’m a mama bear if you come after my kids” - what i hear as a teacher is…
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Audio book reader or voice over artist!
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Backlit Figure @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Give it up for this woman- using her Karen powers for good
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
😡😡😡
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Now that I’ve seen their propaganda videos I’m wondering if shooting that video was the sole reason for this?!
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Lauren Rinaldi @laurenrinaldi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
National parks were the main places I wanted my kids to see, and I wrote about them in THE LAST AMERICAN ROAD TRIP. Breaks my heart that the book is coming out as Trump tries to make good on his plans to destroy them. I hope my book helps the effort to fight back. www.thelastamericanroadtrip.com
mesa verdeglacierarchesgreat sand dunes
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
but something like “as a society we should work toward equality in this specific way” is “political”. Even if the specific way mentioned is not policy, but like “listen to POC/women more”, if it sounds even slightly off of the conservative GOP party line, it is “political” and not “appropriate”
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
And you are “being political” if you care about any social issues, like gender equity, racial equity, healthcare, healthy food, the environment etc., unless your concern is framed in acceptable religious terms. So like “every soul is precious to God, no matter their race or gender” is okay to say -
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Sarah Ford @hagfish.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
It’s because sooo many churches have been in bed with the right for ages, while claiming not to be “political”- in fact they use the word “political” as another synonym for “worldly” (meaning unspiritual, of the world and not of God). If they say you’re “being political” it’s a slight.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Sad Ozzy had to die before he got to bite the head off of Stephen Miller.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 21/07/2025
The fact that the President of the United States posts a fake video of a kneeling Barack Obama being handcuffed and we’re supposed to pretend it’s perfectly normal, everyday stuff shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
“Six figures” I’m sorry a ten percent chance of saving one (1) little girl at that camp was worth six figures, even in the relatively callous world of ‘statistical value of human life’ calculations
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