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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 10h
As I was saying…
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 11h
Is Dach playing 2C?
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 11h
More Arber on the PK, I like it.
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 11h
Hey Habs fans, we’re not obligated to say shitty things when they aren’t winning or give up a lead. We can give them the benefit of the doubt that they’ll figure it out, they’ve earned that much.
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 12h
Habs:
static.klipy.com
Larry David Says 'Pretty Pretty Good'
ALT: Larry David Says 'Pretty Pretty Good'
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 19h
This one is doing the rounds
A picture of Elon Musk, via the London Economic. The quote says “If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.“ – Nathalie Robin Justice. 
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Mario Tremblay barfing is perfect.
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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Brian Wilde @bwildemtl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
83 to go. The Canadiens open their season with a mature effort. It wasn’t spectacular but it was an intelligent road game. The win in Toronto in the season opener of the Call Of The Wilde for Global Montreal globalnews.ca/news/1207663...
globalnews.ca
Call of the Wilde: Montreal Canadiens start the season with a tight victory over the Maple Leafs in Toronto - Montreal | Globalnews.ca
The Montreal Canadiens drew the Maple Leafs in Toronto and it was a match-up that Montreal has struggled with, but not this time. The Canadiens posted a tight 3-2 win.
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sloppy and disjointed. Habs need another sniff of the salts I think.
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a dull crowd.
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leafs fans have to be told to stand up for the fans intros?
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auntyr.bsky.social @auntyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what? I have absolutely no problem posting this. I hope it follows them for years.
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Great question 👇
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Eric Engels @ericengels.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎥 Setting up this Habs season: www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/video/ca...
sportsnet.ca
Canadiens ready to meet the moment with Stanley Cup aspirations
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First show Monty!
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Solid anthem!
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ahhhh Montreal, they shut down the my neighborhood and the majority of the city for more than a week but the second they reopen then streets for a window of time the ticket agents are on aggressively on the prowl, the only department of this city that is actually efficient.
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aaron Rodgers gets absolutely destroyed. Delicious.
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Way to do get it going Habs fans of Bluesky. Hydrate and stretch with very light shit-posting practice tomorrow and meet back here Monday night.
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pretty great that Kreider didn’t know what do do during the victory dip huddle. Pre-season reps matter!
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sweet deke by Beck and am liking Mittelstadt’s game enough to learn how to spell his name.
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gotta say, I’m glad to have all you beautiful Habs fans back on game day shift work!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mark Carney is mocking Donald Trump’s accordion hands.
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I didn’t know who Kirk Herbstreit was until tonight, but am happy to offer him a full throated and heart felt: go fuck yourself!
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 19/09/2026
We need to bring back shame. It should be so deeply, unbearably embarrassing to be a 57 year-old man who says "i don't really get into politics... i don't follow it" that after you utter those words you're forced to crawl into a hole & never come out.
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really follow politics
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're fucking the cats. They're fucking the dogs.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This guy is worth a follow Habs fans.
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Ryan Szporer @rszporer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On the Canadiens signing head coach Martin St. Louis to a well-deserved extension: #GoHabsGo #THW
thehockeywriters.com
Canadiens Sign Head Coach Martin St. Louis to Extension - The Hockey Writers NHL News Latest News, Analysis & More
The Montreal Canadiens signed head coach Martin St. Louis to a four-year extension ahead of the 2026-27 season.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Arrest him?
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can’t imagine how frustrating it must be to be a Red Wings fan right now. Hire somebody already!
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 13/09/2026
The most amoral people on the planet would like you to know that they're concerned their work might be dangerous and you can trust them to slow it down.
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m in: youtube.com/shorts/eZNzz...
youtube.com
NYR Chris Kreider jumps out of pool
YouTube video by Andrew Panella
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You can tell we're a country of idiots by how easily we're convinced to debate the 1% of trans people who want the right to live their lives authentically and safely and don't negatively impact our lives instead of the billionaires who spend every day making our lives genuinely tangibly worse.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
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habaste.bsky.social @habaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cashews kinda suck.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If the American people don’t overwhelmingly reject and repudiate what is happening with this govt, Republican Congress, and Supreme Court this November, then this Republic is doomed. We can survive a criminal regime for a short term, but we can’t survive an ignorant populace.
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
2014. Santelli was rekt.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If the media is going to insist that politicians denounce their supporters who make extremist statements, I have a suggestion for someone a bit more important than a Twitch streamer.
campaign-trails.ghost.io
Denouncing Extremists
One of the media's favorite activities is demanding that Democratic politicians denounce individuals on their side who have made extreme statements. This is a pattern that stretches back to the 1992 ...
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 01/09/2026
A liberal is a conservative who just got mugged by the police
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Christopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 01/09/2026
It's a big day. My novel Pound Foolish is out. It's about a serial killer who plays on an NFL team. If you love the NFL (like I do), but feel conflicted because the league does EVERYTHING IT CAN to lie to us, steal from us, and sweep scandal under the rug... ...I think you'll like Pound Foolish!
The cover of Pound Foolish by Christopher Harris
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The richest man owns X. The second and fourth richest men control Google. The third richest man owns The Washington Post. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the seventh richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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