Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 3hI wonder if her teenaged daughter knows what Mommy says and does at work. 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 6hThis…this is haunted, right? There is no chance this isn’t haunted or cursed or something like that. 010
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 6hWell, since you’ve so kindly offered, actually I *will* have an orgasm. 031
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 9hstatic.klipy.comMaymay Entrata Marydale: Frying Pan LookAlt: Maymay Entrata Marydale: Frying Pan Look 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 18hI DECLARE MUSTAAAARDstatic.klipy.comMichael Scott Declares Bankruptcy in The OfficeAlt: Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy in The Office 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’m not generally a radish fan but I love a good fattoush. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...theguardian.comHow to make the perfect fattoushIn the Middle East, this chopped salad is eaten at almost every meal. Should yours include radishes, peppers or both? And is it a no-no to add feta? 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Getting mixed messages from the WaPo, which posted these at the same time. 010
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Crabbe was also a huge inspiration to American poet Edwin Arlington Robinson, who wrote quite a moving poem about him: 011
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026🎵I got a groaning guilty feelin’ And I know you won’t let me down’…🎶 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My greatest shame in life is never learning how to slide properly in Super Mario Kart. 052
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026And QED again. I’m sorry reality is too difficult for you to understand. Nonetheless, the science remains firmly on my side. Perhaps the problem is that your chosen “media” is busy “forcefeeding” you weaponized ignorance, which you swallow gladly? 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This one (albeit it’s not in color): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Masks 030
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Why you gotta do Simon Helberg dirty like thatstatic.klipy.comSimon Helberg's 'Dampened or Soggy?' MemeAlt: Simon Helberg's 'Dampened or Soggy?' Meme as the character Moist from Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog 010
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A: Did I mention the heat was hot? Me: Maybe you might wanna lie down for a bit 000
Reposted by GyratorioGyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026America: I was lookin’ at all the life Me: Nice A: There were plants M: Yep A: And birds M: Okay A: And rocks M: Um, rocks aren’t really li… A: And things M: “Things”? A: There was sand M: Again, sand isn’t… A: And hills M: Dude, how stoned are you? A: And rings M: oh you’re baked 101
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026America: I was lookin’ at all the life Me: Nice A: There were plants M: Yep A: And birds M: Okay A: And rocks M: Um, rocks aren’t really li… A: And things M: “Things”? A: There was sand M: Again, sand isn’t… A: And hills M: Dude, how stoned are you? A: And rings M: oh you’re baked 101
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Listening to R4 I learned that a massive swing to Green is a “failure of leadership” and a rapid growth of party membership has made the Greens a “monster”. This from the folk who kiss Reform’s backside at every chance. I don’t like Polanski and he definitely lost but the BBC are still biased af. 010
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I would like to welcome Mr Jenrick back from his holiday in that cave on Mars where he has apparently spent the last few decades. 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A company called “Target” supporting ICE agents shooting people is a bit on the nose. 081
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Nobody tell Trump - he’s on a rant about Somali immigrants at the moment. 120
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It is quite oily.static.klipy.comBugs Bunny Says Good MorningAlt: Bugs Bunny Says Good Morning 010
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comCaptain Holt's Iconic 'Bone?!' Moment (BB99)Alt: Captain Holt's Iconic 'Bone?!' Moment (BB99) 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So presumably every time from now on there’s an invocation, some other religion can come up and offer a rebuttal? 2910
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comGet Smart: Missed It By That MuchAlt: Get Smart: Missed It By That Much 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Quick question: what’s the Dewey Decimal system classification number for furry porn 120
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’ve been waiting since Cameron for the Tories to propose just sorting school leavers into Morlocks and Eloi. 040
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I know it’s better to light a candle than to curse the darkness but seriously, fuck this darkness 010
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026well, I can see the potential issues with the device, the main one being accidental finger insertion by the woman. I dunno how practicable the date rape drug detectors were. 000
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-ra...en.wikipedia.orgAnti-rape device - Wikipedia 110
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is it your spleen? Because frankly it’s looking a little schmutzy to me. 020
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Love me hot, love me cold, heat me quickly, fork me to fluff me, get stuck in and devour me. #sexyquinoa 010
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I never claimed to be a hero, mature or humble. I posted something that was offensive in ways I hadn’t intended to people I hadn’t intended to target, and then removed it because some people (not you) honestly pointed that out to me. But please, keep on making up stuff about me. 100
Gyratorio @gyrate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The “shithead” took the post down after accepting that I shouldn’t have posted it. 100