Professional nerd (C#/F#). Swift newb. Pretend woodworker. You may remember me from such Internet sensations as @us-parks.parksalerts.com and @us-monuments.par

Cat dad “Part time iller, permanent chiller” Freedom, Justice & Equity - P.E.A.C.E. Sacramento, CA

Sacramento Kings fan? #beamteam? Swiftie•commie•tax the rich ༄𝒻𝓇ℯℯ 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓊𝓃𝒾𝓋ℯ𝓇𝓈ℯ༄

He/Him Star Wars, NY Giants, Sacramento Kings, Chargers, Law student. Roughly that order of priority

Graduate from SJSU's Animation/Illustration program currently working as a Graphics Specialist in the Bay Area. I like drawing, traveling, playing video games,

Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online. Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee. https://kingsherald.com

Light the Beam

Kings 🏀 | Sports fan | 🎙 Podcaster | 49ers | Cubs | ND Fighting Irish ☘ | Sac Republic FC | #SeaKraken | WWE + AEW fan | Americory stan | Big Brother + Survi

George Karl yells at me sometimes. I could build a rocket ship to Mars before mastering grammar. If you won't reskeet yourself who's going to ever reskeet y