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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao
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Oregon Plates @plat.es · 25/03/2026
The Custom Oregon Plate OUCH was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=cu… #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #OUCH
Oregon Standard Tree license plate displaying the text "OUCH".
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gvonk.bsky.social @gvonk.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Leonardo DiCaprio on the phone in “one battle after another” when he was struggling to remember the exact code words to verify his identity
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 07/03/2026
Hello! One month from today I’m releasing my new book about our majestic universe, which thinks with poetry, quantum physics, relativity, Zhou kingdom philosophy, galaxies, particles, Akan aphorisms, Black feminism, Star Trek, Alice in Wonderland. AND it’s for all readers. 📚💙 Please preorder it! 🧵
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The Edge of Space-Time by Chanda Prescod-Weinstein: 9780593701683 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
A fresh, charming, socially conscious tour of the mysteries of space-time, from the award-winning author of The Disordered Cosmos In her highly acclaimed debut, distinguished cosmologist and particle...
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Kate Elliott @kateelliottsff.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I grew up in Oregon. This plan to clear cut Oregon's old growth forests is terrible in multiple ways. This article gives info on the situation and also where/how you can submit a comment to the BLM. Comment period closes March 23.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 02/03/2026
microdosing my childhood by watching the united states start a war in the middle east
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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gvonk.bsky.social @gvonk.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
400 hobnailed boots, you say? Sounds about right. @vineyarddawg.bsky.social @dawgsstats.bsky.social
Georgia/Tennessee box scores for the Dawgs’ 9-win streak since the 2017 season 

September 30, 2017	Knoxville, Tennessee	#7 Georgia	41	Tennessee	0
48	September 29, 2018	Athens, Georgia	#2 Georgia	38	Tennessee	12
49	October 5, 2019	Knoxville, Tennessee	#3 Georgia	43	Tennessee	14
50	October 10, 2020	Athens, Georgia	#3 Georgia	44	#14 Tennessee	21
51	November 13, 2021	Knoxville, Tennessee	#1 Georgia	41	Tennessee	17
52	November 5, 2022	Athens, Georgia	#1 Georgia	27	#2 Tennessee	13
53	November 18, 2023	Knoxville, Tennessee	#1 Georgia	38	#18 Tennessee	10
54	November 16, 2024	Athens, Georgia	#12 Georgia	31	#7 Tennessee	17
55	September 13, 2025	Knoxville, Tennessee	#6 Georgia	44OT	#15 Tennessee	41
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kyleraiser: Bloodline @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
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colin feral @sal.gay · 03/12/2025
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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gvonk.bsky.social @gvonk.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
theonion.com/fuck-everyth...
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Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we...
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“I was just following otters.”
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 16/11/2025
idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I don’t even follow baseball I’m just a huge fan of absurdity
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Andrew Facini @andrewfacini.com · 06/10/2025
President attempts to send troops from loyal regions into dissident cities while both governing chambers have been suspended is a Clancy-ass macguffin
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 28/09/2025
The stark contrast between Trump's description of Portland and the reality reported by local officials has raised questions about the true motivation behind the surprise deployment announcement.
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Why is Trump sending troops to a ‘war ravaged’ Portland that local officials say doesn’t exist?: 5 takeaways
The stark contrast between Trump's description of Portland and the reality reported by local officials has raised questions about the true motivation behind the surprise deployment announcement.
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Brandon @bedubble.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Frankly, ICE being dissolved should become the most conservative position allowed in democratic politics.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
the whole “beat your kids into success” idea is insane and anyone who subscribes to that idea should never have kids or be allowed near them really
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gvonk.bsky.social @gvonk.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
70s agent: “Shel, you’ve done it. Songs, cartoons, now children’s books. This Giving Tree shit will be on every kid’s shelf before they can fingerpaint. What’re you thinking for the back cover?” Shel Silverstein, fully nude, taking a huge bong rip: “Jeffrey… have you ever heard of a jump scare?”
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Alternate Headline: "Even the $5 billion NYC Spends on the NYPD Couldn't Prevent the Midtown Shooting. NYC has the highest per capita level of policing in the US. But Monday’s mass shooting showed policing's limits, security experts said." Why not go with that headline? Why not? WHY. NOT?
Even New York’s Strict Gun Laws Couldn’t Prevent the Midtown Shooting
New York City has some of the toughest gun laws in the nation. But Monday’s mass shooting showed their limits, security experts said.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Why don't you make like a tree and slowly grow while helping others around you grow too.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
A government that uses force while defying the rule of law is not entitled to the protections of the rule of law, nor are its agents.
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gvonk.bsky.social @gvonk.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I find it helpful to call single-family zoning what it really is: an indirect subsidy paid to those who already own single-family homes in the form of artificially increased property values, funded by renters and first-time buyers in the form of artificially increased rent and home purchase prices.
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gvonk.bsky.social @gvonk.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
@tonysimon.bsky.social As you’re someone I remember being as floored as I was by Girl Talk’s All Day, I must urge you to seek out and enjoy the first 7 minutes of @questlove.bsky.social’s “Ladies & Gentlemen” documentary. I’ve easily watched the intro 100 times this week.
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Thanks, I Hate It @mikevago.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
In every instance, when someone uses the phrase “virtue signaling” it’s because the concept of actual virtue is foreign to them, and they assume everyone else is also an asshole and just better at faking it than they are.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.
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gvonk.bsky.social @gvonk.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Feeling the urge to lowkey banish my buds back to Twitter so I can resume stealing jokes from here to post in the group chat.
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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 12/11/2024
Took the unprecendented step of filling my phone with Netflix shows while at home, rather than going with my usual strategy of attempting it on the jet bridge with one bar of signal
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 11/11/2024
you should be able to block people on slack
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
www.popehat.com/p/and-yet-it...
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And Yet It Moves
Thoughts The Day After
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 30/10/2024
Actually helping them
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
America is a nation of liars. Bruh! Anyone who orients their life in the direction of truth can come sit by me. Always. And what’s more truthful than being trans or nonbinary???? I thought we all were on the same page about this. OMG, y’all. You are miracles.
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gvonk.bsky.social @gvonk.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
This was a fun ride.
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gvonk.bsky.social @gvonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
True friendship is knowing 3 grafs in that your friend would love the article, but reading to the end before you send it to make sure it’s a worthwhile read. Well, true friendship and well-managed ADHD, I guess.
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Allow me to just take a moment to reiterate that Bluesky has the juice now. We are watching the debate on Bluesky.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Oh you just call anyone “Nazi” who disagrees with you about enacting mass deportation of ethic minorities demonized as “vermin poisoning the blood of the nation” as part of a nationalist myth of purifying violence promulgated to a far right cult by an authoritarian demagogue.
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gvonk.bsky.social @gvonk.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
This is the greatest and best story in the world.
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bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
'the elder scrolls' yeah i sure do
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gvonk.bsky.social @gvonk.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Reason #100,684,012 I’m glad we moved to PDX: I told the veteran tutor we hired she can recommend to our 12-year-old any books at all for his summer reading—we don’t have any content restrictions or taboo topics—and it seemed like no parent had ever brought this up before.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
OASIS: today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you EVERY DOG: [going fucking nuts]
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gvonk.bsky.social @gvonk.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Leap Day thought for tomorrow: since Rent came out in 1996, shouldn’t Seasons of Love start with the lyric “527,040 minutes”?
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