Sign in

bird girl

@inkypaper.bsky.social
1K followers 692 following 3K posts

my vibes are pristine and i am going to live she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

PostsRepliesMedia
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
melatonin my goat, passed out 11, woke up at 7, time zones don't at me, death to chronos
030
Reposted by bird girl
Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Steven Universe honestly whipped as a show. it’s so funny how mad so many people got specifically because it was baby’s first toxic yuri and people would be like wtf… why are all these lesbians being so toxic to each other… they were doing such insane shit to each other it ruled
604285819
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i am eating fiber now!! i have all the dragon balls! i will live forever!!
191
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
clicker training but using the teach-your-pet-to-speak buttons
030
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
why are blueberries made out of green goo. has anyone looked into this
030
Reposted by bird girl
nige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026
That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools
79133154601
Reposted by bird girl
NoVA Prism Center @novaprismcenter.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
BSKY: For the latest details, see: www.meetup.com/nova-furs/ev... Join us for a day of hanging out, arts & crafts, and board games TOMORROW June 21, 1-5pm! We provide supplies for arts and crafts, or bring your own project or supplies! This is a fursuit friendly event! #lgbtqia #northernva #furry
042
Reposted by bird girl
they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
28718149021305
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
bowling-alley style animation for the neurodivergents; a kneeling figure with a blindfold and tied hands bows their head, a gun against their temple. the gun fires; large bubble-letter text appears on screen: 'TASK EXECUTED'
071
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
replace your vape cartridge if it's getting old
030
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
prepared horseradish? prepared for what?
131
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
in my loading screen era
000
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
heads really spec in aching, no other body part does it quite the same
040
Reposted by bird girl
Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I wish I could put my hand on my brain and rub it like a horse's snout and say "shhhh shhhh it's okay girl yeah you're alright girl shh shh nice and easy" then feed it a sugar cube
18513
Reposted by bird girl
Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 31/12/2025
Reminder that I am fervently in the camp of "do not be cruel to person shaped computer programs lest you teach yourself to be cruel to humans."
37815
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
dreamt of a blue magnetized cheez-it covered in iron filings
070
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
how strange
000
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
feels so good to take things out of a big box and put them in a small box
050
Reposted by bird girl
Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
46112173355
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
apartment cat escaping into the hallway must be like visiting the backrooms
070
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
i cannot rest until i find this little rubber foot
030
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
it must feel so fucking good to be a cat and roll around on a keyboard
070
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
once again would like to give a shoutout to naps
1220
Reposted by bird girl
pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight
1070231734
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
maybe this time if i really lock in i can get everything done
070
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
parallel universe where goosed is the opposite of goated
161
Reposted by bird girl
yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
90211286746
Reposted by bird girl
Karen Hallion Kenney @karenhallionkenney.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Hegseth is now the Secretary of War, which is fitting I guess as RFK jr is basically the Secretary of Pestilence. We just need Famine and Death to round it out.
531268413
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
call her a mouse girl the way she's chewing on my shit
071
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
girl who has no nonvolatile memory
060
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
this petard was a group project
0211
Reposted by bird girl
sasha: mischief and monsters edition @trashphalt.beauty · 10/07/2025
on that dark night of the soul bullshit
2213
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
furtive pygmy, never forget
010
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
i went to the cartoon discourse store and everyone knew you
051
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
gonna go back to abusing semicolons like i did when i was a teenager
072
Reposted by bird girl
pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
445305639988
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
accidentally huffed the carpet cleaning solution
070
Reposted by bird girl
Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
"what would jesus do" he would get murdered by the state next question
939386
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
my reward for fixing things to quiet my anxiety: more anxiety
070
Reposted by bird girl
socks. @socks.onl · 12/06/2025
if ur bluesky feed is boring it’s because you’re not following enough weird trans girls
281664504
Reposted by bird girl
rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
the purpose of a protest is to demonstrate that those in power are holding power through violence rather than consent
9765119
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
pavlov's doggirl
140
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
all hole, no rabbit
080
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
glad we're getting a headstart on developing cyberpsychosis
041
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
did you fold the towels into thirds? you're so real for that
051
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
rinsing the dirt out of the flower pot so i can use it again
040
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
the strangest thing about aging is knowing of a world before that is well and truly dead and quickly fading from memory
160
Reposted by bird girl
Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
tired: straight man who says "whatever I want to fuck is a woman" wired: white woman who says "whatever I want to fuck is a dog"
2555469
bird girl @inkypaper.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
sometimes sleeping feels like pushing the words down just like you push your diaphragm down when you're trying to suppress the hiccups
020