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Gus Disted

@gusdisted.bsky.social
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Gus Disted but not from Tunbridge Wells. Hidden genius. Gus’s Paradox: When the shit fails to hit the fan in space, the shit hits the fan. #NUFC #HWTL

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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actual lol
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New York News @newyorktopnews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#NewYork City is extending its free late-night Open Play #soccer program through September 2027 after 4,531 participants joined the summer pilot. Players 18+ can play pickup soccer from 10 p.m.–2 a.m. at five fields across all 5 boroughs. Sign up: nycopenplay.com tinyurl.com/2s24xedp
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Mayor Mamdani Brings Back Five-Borough Late-Night Soccer Fields Through Coming Year
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly #nufc
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026
“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!”
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since the pathetic buffoon likes his name on everything, surely one response to this is for English speakers everywhere to start referring to public lavatories as Trump Chambers or just Trumps. As in: “I’m going to the trump for a dump” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Kennedy Center board votes to close venue after judge blocks Trump name from building
President warns renovations will not go ahead unless his name is added to facade of Washington arts venue
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Boo fucking hoo. A moron speaks
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“I will move my men….” 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 Not to mention that I’m pretty sure the Daily Mail building is the one BEHIND these morons
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Loubielou32 @loubielou32.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And literally nobody is shocked.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 31/08/2026
It's time to finally hold social media companies accountable for the damage they cause. www.theguardian.com/technology/2026…
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What could Meta’s US settlement mean around the world – and what now for other claims against firm?
Other governments could seek similar concessions, while separate legal action is pending in places ranging from Kenya to
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nige’s thugs in action, much to the amusement of Nige himself. Come on BBC - airtime!!
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eimaj66 @eimaj666.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Enough of these corporate sycophants. Switch to Proton mail for encrypted email program with free & paid plans. Switch to Firefox browser doesn’t track searches & allows you to opt out of AI tools. DuckDuckGo for searches Cancel Premium YouTube Spread the word, retweet.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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stevesrv.bsky.social @stevesrv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I guess we’ll see Newcastle Agree $68m Deal for Manchester City Midfielder Nico González - Yahoo Sports
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Mike Cantin 💙🇨🇦🇺🇦 @michaelcantin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
THIS! RIGHT HERE!! 🤣⤵️
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pretty cool
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audelito.bsky.social @audelito.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/eshe...
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Gollum explains: “I’tsssss mine, precioussssss”
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It is very hard to see how anything other than a secession of all UEFA countries from Fifa (which other confederations would follow, as the WC is worth very little without European teams and markets) can put a stop to the assault Infantino and his US friends are leading on football.
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Eewwww. It gets worse if you read on open.substack.com/pub/thehalfw...
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Trump Wants The FCC To Ban On-Air Mentions Of His Body Odor
This week's Dada News headlines about the midterms, Mitch McConnell, the Saudi nuclear deal, and more!
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Tom from Temecula @tomfromtemecula.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If you’re gonna thump a bible, thump it like this. Ballsy
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JWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
His mother, María Arthuer, crossed the Sahara Desert barefoot in 1994. She climbed over Melilla’s border fence penniless and pregnant with Iñaki. Today, her son is a world champion. #respect
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Donald Trump and Gianni Infantino booed before US president attempts to crash Spain celebrations
Donald Trump and Gianni Infantino were booed as they took to the field for the presentation ceremony of the World Cup final on Sunday
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 16/07/2026
Canvassers out in force in Clacton.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Hands up if you think you should have taxpayer funded security, even though you are just a divisive gobshite that nobody voted for"
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Jazzy @jazzyjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The felons dumb stupid followers......
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Own goal
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Can’t be said enough
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Russell England @russellengland.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So, there is a precedent for vetoing an MP's resignation Viscount Chelsea (Henry Cadogan) applied for the Chiltern Hundreds in 1842 The Chancellor (Goulburn) refused because, get this, Cadogan wanted to resign to obstruct an investigation for bribery h/t @fascinatorfun.bsky.social and @gazhay.com
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"The noble Lord had stated, that it was unusual to refuse the Chiltern Hundreds, except on account of mental incapacity, or where proceedings were pending for the expulsion of the applicants from their seats. In this case, however, the House had decided that compromises had been entered into, which had the effect of obstructing the investigation of bribery; "
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“When I see a beautiful country, I grab it by the resources”
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Excellent! Didn’t include the words “Infantino is a spineless penis in a suit” but you can’t have everything
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This won’t be a problem - Kier Starmer’s final act will be to lean on penis-impersonator Infantino to reverse the decision in line with FIFA precedent. Or do I mean President?
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The Daily Britain @thedailybritain.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Where are Farage and Yaxley-Lennon now?” Mohsin Qayyum and Muhammed Yusuf Iqbal were hailed as heroes after running towards the flames to rescue Sheila Robinson and her family. The pair said they only did “the human thing”, but their bravery has struck a chord far beyond Leeds.
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Tom from Temecula @tomfromtemecula.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Apparently Donald has a lot of free time.
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Re Trump pestilence in Albania, this can’t be said enough:
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
We’re supposed to be surprised she’s a cultist?
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Too kind
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Too kind
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT. If you want Rishi Sunak's involvement in the £14,900,000,000 PPE Fraud he covered up investigated, LIKE.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Frenchman Meets with an Actual Surrender Monkey.
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Things you would never have predicted. Episode 101
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Slimeball
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ElizabethC 💙🐸 @econklin44.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Most Caribbean countries have restrictions on entry. Bahamas will only allow felons who have *completed* their sentences. A total of 38 countries will not allow felons to enter. #ProudBlue
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
🤣 Honestly, it’s the only way to cope
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Burn baby, burn 🔥🤣
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