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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Gollum explains: “I’tsssss mine, precioussssss”

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Things you would never have predicted. Episode 101

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

🤣 Honestly, it’s the only way to cope

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

For what it’s worth, Amy, this comment from the Guardian. Also, take a look at Fergie’s early-year track record. But you’re right - the club will decide.

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

It’s paywalled, but the headline tells us enough. My money’s on a massive Manbaby climbdown

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

And every day since, no doubt

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Hey Frogface, why don’t you fuck off back where you came from?

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

So President Rottinghand went to the UK and Starmer gave him a red box? Funny, I thought it was the other way round

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

To be honest, I’m fully behind the notion of Captain Codface rowing back anywhere, on anything, preferably in dangerously heavy weather

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

To be fair, she may have legitimate cause for concern…

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

The Chelsea goal keeper Robert Sanchez must be nearly seven feet tall! Weirdly, when I check online, he think’s he’s six foot four

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Orange Sex Criminal Pleads Guilty

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Infantino is a penis in a suit

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

It’s much worse than that. Tax ain’t gonna do it. From a recent edition of The Knowledge

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Pete Hesgeth told me about this yesterday

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

How long before Manbaby Shitpants declares the crowds are there for him?

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Respect, please. I believe the correct title is President Shitpants

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Inspired by California Congressman Robert Garcia, robertgarcia.bsky.social, I am posting a dick pic for the first and only time in my life

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

What the fuck has another country’s judicial system got to do with you, you unhinged orange cockwomble?

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Somebody’s taking the piss

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Do you wonder, maybe, did he get this way watching too many distopian movies? What an utter twat

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