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Gus Disted

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Gus Disted but not from Tunbridge Wells. Hidden genius. Gus’s Paradox: When the shit fails to hit the fan in space, the shit hits the fan. #NUFC #HWTL

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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They do. And they’re doing what it takes to force progress. An approach obviously lost on No Kings Demonstrators. No Kings “Day”? FFS
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The online retail market is now so well developed there should never be a reason to use Amazon. Plus Bezos is utterly despicable
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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actual lol
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So now you know why Trump
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New York News @newyorktopnews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#NewYork City is extending its free late-night Open Play #soccer program through September 2027 after 4,531 participants joined the summer pilot. Players 18+ can play pickup soccer from 10 p.m.–2 a.m. at five fields across all 5 boroughs. Sign up: nycopenplay.com tinyurl.com/2s24xedp
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Mayor Mamdani Brings Back Five-Borough Late-Night Soccer Fields Through Coming Year
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly that for me!
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the absence of their own account, a good idea 👍
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly #nufc
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For me, a good outcome based on a good process. It’s a solid emblem conveying pride
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As E M Forster would have observed: only in the imperative
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A good question this is
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026
“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!”
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since the pathetic buffoon likes his name on everything, surely one response to this is for English speakers everywhere to start referring to public lavatories as Trump Chambers or just Trumps. As in: “I’m going to the trump for a dump” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Kennedy Center board votes to close venue after judge blocks Trump name from building
President warns renovations will not go ahead unless his name is added to facade of Washington arts venue
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Boo fucking hoo. A moron speaks
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He’s a mad cunt
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“I will move my men….” 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 Not to mention that I’m pretty sure the Daily Mail building is the one BEHIND these morons
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Loubielou32 @loubielou32.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And literally nobody is shocked.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 31/08/2026
It's time to finally hold social media companies accountable for the damage they cause. www.theguardian.com/technology/2026…
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What could Meta’s US settlement mean around the world – and what now for other claims against firm?
Other governments could seek similar concessions, while separate legal action is pending in places ranging from Kenya to
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did he promise his mum because she gets jealous?
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Although I’d say Europe might have been a Soviet empire for the past 87 years. Bad situation, either way.
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m sure you’re right. In the meantime the original post here needs reposting by as many people as possible. This disgusting yobbo needs to go viral
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How is this not actionable? Where are the police in this, never mind the MMS?
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Different from
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nige’s thugs in action, much to the amusement of Nige himself. Come on BBC - airtime!!
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m not a lawyer but I’d be surprised if this isn’t common assault
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There’s a simpler solution - don’t touch anything Google with a bargepole
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
💯👌
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eimaj66 @eimaj666.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Enough of these corporate sycophants. Switch to Proton mail for encrypted email program with free & paid plans. Switch to Firefox browser doesn’t track searches & allows you to opt out of AI tools. DuckDuckGo for searches Cancel Premium YouTube Spread the word, retweet.
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In their dreams
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is far too complicated for the Orange Buffoon and his baby-minders to understand. It’s got more than one variable and reading it all would make their lips ache
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
👌 You could be starting something here. What about Lake Moron?
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
FFS. Obviously, it’s Joe Biden’s fault
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
After you’ve fallen down the stairs
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How it feels to follow me (probably)
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John Locke's Shocked Expression
ALT: John Locke's Shocked Expression
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
😂
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stevesrv.bsky.social @stevesrv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No they didn’t. They’re dumbfuck thick
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I guess we’ll see Newcastle Agree $68m Deal for Manchester City Midfielder Nico González - Yahoo Sports
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
To save everybody the hassle of trawling through this, the message is simple: don’t touch anything touched by the cunt Musk
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Because the Constitution is fucking useless
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Is this for real??
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You think?
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Of Mice and More Mice. Also by the same author: East Of Croydon
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
On top of that, I changed my mind and decided I actually like the new strip!
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Gus Disted @gusdisted.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Exactly this. Where the fuck did that five minutes come from?
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Mike Cantin 💙🇨🇦🇺🇦 @michaelcantin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
THIS! RIGHT HERE!! 🤣⤵️
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