Bryan @guitarsalad.bsky.social · 22/05/2026What are the odds that I would win tickets to TWO comedy clubs on the SAME DAY?! 100
Reposted by BryanFishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 21/04/2026forget golden hour, its fishtopher hour 9103586
Reposted by BryanAlex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Hello my name is Alex Goldman and I used to host the Reply All podcast. A lot of people liked that show. Now I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social which if you liked reply all you’d probably like well. The thing is that a lot of people who liked Reply All don’t know my new show exists. 420699
Bryan @guitarsalad.bsky.social · 30/03/2026@heyscoops.bsky.social New Patreon level: Scoops get to listen to @mindnoodler.bsky.social’s call with America’s favorite public defender after Duke loses in the NCAA tournament. 0103
Reposted by BryanYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes 318351188847
Reposted by Bryanae @aelkus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I think it is really important for us to understand just how big of a defeat the We Are All Charlie Kirk thing was, because I don't feel like there has been much writing about the larger meaning of it 373181542
Reposted by BryanCraig Robinson @flipflopflying.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Four drawings of bottles 1123
Bryan @guitarsalad.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Am I missing a setting on @bsky.app that will keep posts from appearing multiple times in my feed? Example: USER A, who I follow, posts content. USER B, who I also follow, reposts USER A. I then see this post twice. If not, I hope @phoenix.tapbots.com is thinking about this. 000
Reposted by Bryanhaunted wreck @wreckonrails.com · 31/01/2026We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015 Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world 241307383
Reposted by BryanAshley Rattner @ashleyrattner.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Look for the helpersartnews.comAlaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in ProtestA University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest. 13557751366
Reposted by BryanDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Gonna ask Meryl Streep to give me one of her Oscars 2154753560
Bryan @guitarsalad.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains. 120
Bryan @guitarsalad.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I witnessed someone at the grocery store sorting through sealed packages of chicken while using a plastic bag as a glove so as not to touch them. If you can’t even touch the package, how in the fuck are you going to bring yourself to eat the damn bird? 100
Reposted by BryanChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I think Jake Paul should try returning serves from Venus Williams next 591497114
Reposted by BryanFishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 16/12/2025shrimply having a wonderful fishmas time 161641185
Reposted by BryanRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/12/2025America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever? 1543886750
Reposted by BryanKatie Cook @katiecandraw.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Day 14 of Things I Don't Usually Draw.... and I immediately apologize for it... Spongemonkeys. Can't recall a time that drawing these has ever come up, actually. 715937
Reposted by BryanWil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 14/12/2025theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...theonion.com‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly HappensISLA VISTA, CA—In the days following a violent rampage in southern California in which a lone attacker killed seven individuals, including himself, and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens ... 12668114
Reposted by Bryankenpom @kenpom.com · 04/11/2025The nation's longest winning and losing streaks end tonight. Florida (W12) loses to Arizona and The Citadel (L22) beats the Flying Fleet of Erskine. (The only acceptable reason to schedule a non-D1 is to break a 22 game losing streak.) 16613
Bryan @guitarsalad.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I need a refresher from @kevingoldstein.bsky.social on the qualifying factors for Weird Baseball. 000
Reposted by BryanJay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through 142143253529
Reposted by BryanSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 19/10/2025“I just wanted to have a good time by being cruel to random strangers I hate, and they wouldn’t let me” 737745
Bryan @guitarsalad.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I don’t care how many lives he saved, you’re never gonna convince me that Ixnay on the Hombre isn’t his best work. 000
Reposted by Bryantweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 01/08/2025I love not only that this is true but that Dexter Holland is as much of a Guy Fieri-ass frosted tips goober as ever, he just sort of took a break from the HB pop punk scene to be centrally involved in curing AIDS and is now back focusing on his "Gringo Bandito" hot sauce 19358115
Reposted by BryanSharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 12/10/2025when samus pops off their suit at the end of a game I bet it smells fuckin crazy in there 1312418
Reposted by BryanFishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 03/10/2025may Mr Lover light your path 261843180
Bryan @guitarsalad.bsky.social · 29/09/2025@sewart.bsky.social Were you aware of the RSVLTS Sonic shirts? I’m not sure if they ship to Canada, and they’re not cheap. I own a few, and they’re fantastic quality and very comfortable. www.rsvlts.com/search?q=sonicrsvlts.comSearch: 18 results found for "sonic"Get Iconic Movie & TV Show-themed KUNUFLEX™ Button Down Shirts, Tees, Hoodies, Flannels, Hats, and Other Sweet Gear from Official Collabs with Star Wars™, Disney™, Jurassic Park™, Marvel™, and More of... 020
Reposted by BryanChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously. 282160306661
Reposted by BryanBill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Also, note to self: Finish Dr. Seuss’s 1001 Uses For Vaginal Juices (I stalled out at #867) 032
Bryan @guitarsalad.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I had a slightly embarrassing realization today. The classic Bellamy Brothers lyric “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?” is a double entendre. 110
Bryan @guitarsalad.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Anyone else just get a confirmation email on a Metroid Prime 4 preorder that dates back to when the Best Buy gamer club still had a 20% discount? It’s gonna be over 5 years old by the time it ships! @midimyers.com @jasonschreier.bsky.social @p1podcast.com 010
Reposted by BryanMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards. 953536609291
Bryan @guitarsalad.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Proud of @heyscoops.bsky.social for being ahead of the curve on this one. www.fuckgladwell.comfuckgladwell.comMatt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social – Hey ScoopsTwice a week, godless Las Vegas comedians Matt Donnelly and Paul Mattingly take on the news and issues of the day/week and end each episode debating a Jock vs. Nerd issue of the week/century. Matt Don... 151
Reposted by BryanClue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 03/09/2025"Some birds aren't meant to be caged; their feathers are too bright. When they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend." -Donald Trump, about Jeff Epstein 9774
Bryan @guitarsalad.bsky.social · 30/08/2025*Megadeth bass line plays* “Hi, I’m Kurt Loder with MTV News.” 000
Reposted by BryanMatt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 29/08/2025If I am ever given any sort of terminal diagnosis, I'm going to announce that I've been bought by private equity 113013
Reposted by BryanPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2025What a burden to be old enough to know who Dean Cain is 893395329
