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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On the next episode of Cursed Kitchen: Nutella dogs
Nutella Dog
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Alcoholique
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A new kind of Uber where instead of being a passenger you come let me drive your car to where I'm going
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rees-Mogged
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The insatiable urge to cut into whatever is going on on the bottom of my big toe
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eating a tin of sardines during my job interview
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck Google and fuck Harry Potter I'm sick of this shit
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saw the Odyssey, cried when Argus died
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THIS HAPPENED IN METAL GEAR SOLID 2 AWARD
"US military almost starts war with China due to AI error - CNN"
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They're doing this to me tomorrow
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Love less than 30 minute notice that my building will have the water shut off for repairs lasting several hours
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reclaiming some of my virginity by getting into Warhammer at 30
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
there exists a kaleidoscope of channels that effloresce as flowers to be unveiled in even the darkest corners
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Told my therapist that lasting mass social change will not happen in this country until we experience another crisis and she said "you know, my 8 o'clock appointment said the same thing today"
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Really loving the amount of Graham condensers going on in this picture
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's 3h 52m btw
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
doing a land acknowledgment before starting a game of Catan
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm having a Mandela kinda day, I swear tim curry died in 2024
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm in da big apple gettin shawarma in a bodega
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I love to hear the phrase "highest since 2007" it's narrowly beaten by "highest since 1929"
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you say “my peanus horts” your phallocentrism is showing THE END
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Admin @mincer-ray.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
my kid got the covid vax when she was born 5 and a half years ago and now her teeth are starting to fall out
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Luigi's Mansione
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you should try posting better
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Call me Ishmael the way I'm Harping on this Poon
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
On holodomor:
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What the fuck is the point of scheduling an appointment if I don't actually get seen at the time of the appointment
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So about that stick it to em
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not trying to offend anyone but I am literally having an affair
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
growing up in the 90s no one had even heard of 9/11
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You might be thinking, "how can joining the DSA help ME?" The answer is modest clout
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For your consideration
William S wearing a shirt emblazoned: WHO ATE ALL THE CHART?
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Have you seen the price of money these days?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I was wondering what the hell was going on in the new Avengers trailer but then I figured it out: by showing a rapid series of still images they’ve created the illusion that the images are moving. Very clever!
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If just one of those players was brave enough to bash him in the skull with the cup, we could celebrate all week
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I bet the goalies sleep in those gloves
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Show me the crying Argentine children
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
God's favorite team does it again
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Not now babe, the footy is on
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Go ahead and guess what this is a reply to
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Call me Ishmael the way I'm HARPING on this Poon
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
New king gizzard alert 🚨
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Butlerian jihad on VAR brother
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fox always pulls through!
2 crying Brazilian children
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²ᶦⁿᶜʰ @guitarfield.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I won't be happy till I see a crying Brazilian child
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