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Hail The Duke Baby

@guineaduke.bsky.social
1.9K followers 6.1K following 3.4K posts

Aspiring journalist, pre-hrt trans woman. Will infodump about Pokemon for no reason.

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spuydjeks.bsky.social @spuydjeks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Give boys flowers 💐
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Failure To Launch Podcast @failuretolaunch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We've got a new episode up : We're taking a look at the 1947 war crimes trial of Mittelwerk director Georg Rickhey and how American Operation Paperclip staff lied and destroyed evidence to make sure their charges never faced justice for their crimes.
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The Trial of Georg Rickhey
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Hail The Duke Baby @guineaduke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she is incredibly smart and it makes her even better at horny
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Ben Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 07/10/2026
So, @guineaduke.bsky.social and I are invisible to each other. @gebraheel.bsky.social seems to be able to take other people's upgrades. This whole run is bizarre.
A clearing with three animaloid characters with .eapons. Five shining shields hover in the air. A fox stands in the corner,
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The internet and the smartphone have destroyed the concept of the traditional midlife crisis and replaced it with sports betting addiction and AI psychosis. To this I say: I bet we could get a REAL fucked up American Psycho remake going
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
vanilla girls will comment shit like "it's giving me straight male writer..." underneath the most female gaze pandering romance+kink content you've ever read because it has kinks they think are icky
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Hail The Duke Baby @guineaduke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
closest Ive had is ALCA posts getting sent into one of my servers for normie politics, just complete whiplash
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Okay last Yankpost but I wanted to bring back this banger.
Zohran Mamdami's Socialist Promises: Catboys will become real and have very low standards
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Obsmiechujek @obsmiechujek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dietrich's vibes were so horrid Seteth never recovered #fefw #fe3h
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Maggie Hendricks @maggiehendricks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of the first features I ever wrote was for the Mizzou football game program. It was a big deal as a student worker in sports info to get to write it. Who is being robbed of this opportunity by this nonsense?
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Hail The Duke Baby @guineaduke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it is ampharos!!!!!
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 29/06/2023
i think often about this doctor i worked with and once i made a mistake and said “sorry i have dumb bitch disease” and without missing a beat, this doctor deadpans, “grace, DBD is a very serious condition. i would know.”
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026
the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else
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Miss Morri @missmorri.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me @ me: I need to draw my sheep 'sona cuter. surely this will solve all of my problems. fluffy creature therapy. #art #morriarty
miss morri drawn as a fluffy bespectacled sheep girl, sporting a cardigan, sailor dress and a big ponytail tied back with a large pink ribbon.
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Hail The Duke Baby @guineaduke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
waow
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CSP being pressed to take even just /kissing/ off their asset store and FA being told that plus sized characters are considered adult should be a giant waving red flag to folks. Sex workers have /always/ been right to say these policies never stop with 1 type of content. They always wanna ban more.
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Kevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A24 accidentally and unwillingly becoming one of the biggest entertainment conglomerates in America by being the only people who are aware that highbrow liberals spend more money than anyone else
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The right has been targeting the HPV vaccine in particular for years. In a lot of ways, it was a dress rehearsal for the current anti-trans stuff; sexual possessiveness of kids, fixations on who is "pure." Also definitely in the lineage of their position on HIV/AIDS as punishment of sexuality.
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I obviously have some "strong positions" on this stuff as an autistic transsexual, but something I think about a lot is how my sibling and I got chickenpox right before the vaccine rolled out. They got it from me, and I got bad postviral symptons. That's what they want for us, in every way possible.
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man your suburban ass can't be snide about trans women naming themselves Lilith and Esther while you named yours Brayden and Aspin.
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think all comedians 50+ should he fitted with cortical bombs and if they ever say "you can't tell jokes anymore" it instantly detonates and uploads the footage to the internet with a laugh track and "wackety schmakety doooo" music
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max schwartz @mightyatom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gf has spent weeks in platform-approval hell bc her psychological thriller game dares to have prestige streaming show level content and they misinterpreted her key art as having imagery of someone killing themselves (it did not) but that’s awesome
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tried to get her to ditch the Pile of Bullshit and sit on the couch by patting the armrest and whistling. She looked at me like I'm King of the Dumbasses.
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's esoteric Mastodon history, but my favorite Wil Wheaton poopy baby moment was when he joined the big Mastodon instance, completely melted down after being made fun of, often by trans women who were screwed by his Twitter block list, and then ran off to Jester Actual's scam instance.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the bad man finally drops dead we can all move on. We'll still be sharing a country with countless people who gleefully aided and abetted his crimes but they probably won't do it again
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
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Man, what are the Lions doing?
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HAPPY FALL! FROM #FoxtrotCreamery !!!!! vanilla showing off her autumnal wardrobe :)
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marinthetanktv (MA Oct 1% $20/2200) - 🦊👸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @marinthetanktv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the devs should add and req a pronoun picker into wow forever watch how fast asmongold leaves the game and rages and moves on to other shit the roach does not care about the game other then to ruin peoples enjoyment and poach people from other guilds
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Hail The Duke Baby @guineaduke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
need him
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a lie. Some of these people are being imprisoned indefinitely in squalid condition in African prisons. Others report being beaten and arbitrarily deported in violation of international law back to their home countries, where they face persecution or torture.
The indefinite nature of their confinement has taken a severe toll. In October 2025, a Cuban man who was on the July flight went on a hunger strike for a month-until he started showing signs of organ failure —to protest the conditions of his detention, including his ongoing confinement and lack of access to legal counsel.
Terrified of being imprisoned in Eswatini forever, another man repeatedly told his attorney that the prison there never lets people go. One man told his attorney that he feels like a caged animal with no end in sight. The prison does not have air conditioning, making the hot, humid summer months especially uncomfortable for the men.
Food is insufficient, medication is scarce, and requests often go unmet or are belatedly met.
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milk @milkand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"i put minecraft in elden ring" "i put tarkov in skyrim" its fascinating to see what a completely uncreative mind spits out when granted the ability to generate mods via AI Code. it's some ready player one bs. every time.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man I forgot how good MGSV is, very much feels like the last word on third person action games.
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marika 🔞🪳🤍 @tsukumojuku.idcrisisangel.ca · 02/10/2026
good post
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sure they're just illegally cutting lawfully appropriated funding to vital science research and stuff but at least we are getting weird television ads where an insanely racist old man says something about globalists for that money instead
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watch me
A digital painting of Espeon.

In the living room around noon, a espeon sprawls across the laptop, demanding attention from the man using it. With the keyboard entirely underneath the espe, working is clearly out of the question. Well, I have work to do, but I suppose I'll just have to give her some playtime...
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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
never gave consultancy much thought until a group of McKinsey children were dropped on civil servants already working on COVID pandemic response: a repeated waste of time, just ignorance & business speak & follow-ups anyway i assume they bring the same quality to elections as they did to government
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Melinda's century of humiliation @melindamagpie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“People moved to NYC because of its shield law for trans kids. These hospitals have completely left them behind and shirked responsibility. They have not even been told whether they can receive continuity of care.” Eliel Cruz, a co-founder of Gender Liberation Movement
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Activists Picket New-York Presbyterian as Hospitals Continue to Block Access to Gender-Affirming Care for Youth
LGBTQ+ Activists are continuing to pressure hospitals to not give in to the Trump administration, in the wake of Mount Sinai’s settlement and agreement to suspend care for trans youth.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 03/10/2026
Apparently some people need to hear this, but if a public figure gets outed as a rapist, the public has no obligation to continue supporting that public figure.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The NYT story is a great example of NYT making informing readers subordinate to pushing their agenda. If you read it carefully, it's clear that Democrats have largely decided to counter attack by saying Rs are obsessed with trans issues and neglecting things that impact ordinary Americans.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 04/10/2026
It took like a week for him to change his mind on the "enjoy the camps" thing. All it took was people saying it to the mod team instead of trans people.
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Rina@ TCAF 085A @shanyix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
borpday bun..?!
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guy who's like "I can't play scenarios with pregens, I can't play systems that impose restrictions on my creative freedom, if you don't let me play literally any character I want you're gatekeeping me", then the product of that unfettered freedom is always a rigorously core-book-legal D&D character.
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i am doing this every day
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Jet - Local Delinquent Dragon @jetthedrake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FA being told by advertisers that the most mundane of art is just too risqué to work with should be a good indicator why trying making your fandom squeaky clean to appease people, who will never be happy, is a shitty idea
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 02/10/2026
Every single AI innovation is "what if your imagination was real and you were dumb as shit about it."
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Audible's new features let you explore book worlds — and use AI to talk to characters | TechCrunch
Audible is rolling out new features that help listeners keep track of characters, explore places and imagery mentioned in books, and even interact with characters using generative AI.
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