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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur

@Guillotine-Jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy
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Mostly shitposting, republishing '90s memes, and boosting other people's stuff. I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at Beige.Party since 2024, but […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ beige.party/@Guillotine_Jones, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 2h
Norwegian tourism board highlights some of Norway's architecturally stunning restrooms after "shit house" country verbal jab from convicted felon Trump. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/… #Norway
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 2h
Help! I've got 28 tabs open in my browser and I don't want to close any of them! #Tabs #Browsers
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Daniel Keys Moran @fatsam.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 4h
Terrible mistake to think they don't know all this. They're planning to kill the overwhelming majority of the human race and replace us with white collar AI and blue collar robots. All they're going to need you for is personal servants. (Which includes sex […] [Original post on mstdn.social]
@omgsidewalks:

I cannot wrap my head around the end game here. If you destroy the planet, crash the global economy, and leave ordinary people too broke to buy anything, what exactly are billionaires planning to do with all that money? Sit in underground bunkers, staring at bank balances while the world falls apart? Wealth is only valuable when there's a functioning society around it, so what exactly are they trying to win?
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Anne Wizorek @marthadear.zirk.us.ap.brid.gy · 7h
when we remember #PatrickStewart we should also remember that he was a victim of #DomesticViolence. his father hit his mother and stewart openly talked about what experiencing this horror on a nearly weekly basis did to him, his brother, and obviously his beloved mother. he not only talked about […]
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 8h
A halloween cartoon for this week's @newscientist.com
It is halloween. Two children dressed as ghosts in white sheets walk along the pavement, behind them are some large houses. One carries a carved pumpkin and they both carry a piece of paper with text on it. One child/ghost says
 "A lot of scientists live around here, so if they're too rational to be frightened by our ghost costumes, we'll show them these articles about research funding cuts.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 6h
okay, so here's what I'm thinking right now: 1) we, people who like things to have some reasonable baseline amount of safety in our everyday tools, have been complaining for years that VS Code's plugin model is absurdly unsafe and an absolute open sewer; Microsoft shrugs and says it's the […]
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Andrew Benedict-Nelson @albnelson.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 22h
I wanted Capt. Picard to be my dad, wanted Prof. X to be my dad. And when I got older I kind of wanted Patrick Stewart to be too. My real dad was a great surgeon and also a seriously flawed guy. I might have been able to reconcile it more easily if he had ever owned up to his problems. In his […]
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 21h
@gildilinie I, for one, predict a comeuppance coming up for Proton. In his defense though, that CEO churned out some pretty perfect CEO-speak. Did he use Ai to do it? Odds are good that he did.
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Gildilinie Gremlin 🏳️‍⚧️🍳 @gildilinie.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 22h
mmm. mhm.
Andy Yen, the CEO of Proton, had a message for
an employee in the company's security Slack
channel who urged the company to at least take
a few days to pentest newly written code before
pushing it live. “That's bullshit and loser thinking.
Of course it's possible to be fast and secure,”
Yen wrote in the channel at the end of August.
“Stop thinking always of how to be slower, and
focus more on how to be faster.”

In a follow-up message, Yen reiterated his point:
"only losers think like that.” His ultimate
message for the team was to “stop lovingly
handcrafting all our code and use Al more.”
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 21h
@cdarwin And while we're speaking of grift, Chuck, here's little cartoon that I thought you might enjoy. #Grift #Nepotism #Corruption
Black and white cartoon by BLoper, who often does work for the New Yorker Magazine.
A king is seated on his throne at left with a strong box on the floor in front of him behind which a servant is kneeling.
3 courtiers, 2 men and a woman, are standing towards the right.
Caption: "Actually, place the spoils at the feet of my young children. I'm trying to look less corrupt."
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
Here's the news clip you gotta see today. Fox interviewer accidentally calls on man at Trump rally who compares MAGA to the 1978 Jonestown Massacre in which more than 900 people died after drinking poison for their cult leader. www.rawstory.com/trump-rally-jonest… #FoxNews […]
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CelloMom On Cars @cellomomoncars.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
"China's clean technology exports this year will cut carbon emissions outside its borders ​by an amount equivalent to Brazil's annual emissions from consuming fossil fuels. The climate savings outweighed the carbon dioxide emitted in manufacturing the solar panels, turbines and other equipment […]
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ada @ada.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
Hard to decide which one is less trustworthy. Moral beliefs from Kentucky, or Witchcraft love spells from the internet? #what
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
If you don't enjoy the experience of finding out too much about your heroes, you might wish to pass on the new film, "The Death of Robinhood." A grim and gritty retelling of the tale, it stars Huge Ackman, one of the Skarsgaard brothers, and Australian Murray Bartlett (of White Lotus) as you've […]
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
@cdarwin Should I call, "bullshit," or "shenanigans," by the Trump regime on this Venezuelan oil tanker story?
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ada @ada.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
Good morning. I hope everyone is nicer and less confrontational today. Would be even nicer if there is a bit more rationality and logic. Hope I am not asking too much. #GoodMorning #socialmedia
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
@JenYetAgain If I were to gently suggest that reposting stuff from that subreddit about dads who were transformed by the pets they said they didn't want, would that encourage someone enough to actually do that from time to time? (I speak as a granddad who's now attached to a pet he said he […]
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
there's a subreddit devoted to "dads who didn't want pets" and it's entirely pictures of old men gently holding sleeping cats and dogs, sometimes whispering gentle things to them or kissing them on the head. it is the sort of thing the internet was truly meant for.
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
I hope that all of my friends on the Fediverse will still be able to tolerate me if I make no comments one way or the other about the cyber company known as Apple. #AppleComputer
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
Too many October surprises! (I'm getting sick of October surprises.) JD Vance, you're the October surprise! "BREAKING: Brazil’s Supreme Court Just Named JD Vance’s Shell Company in a Criminal Election Probe The Same Day Bolsonaro Fled To Miami. Brazilian Justice […] [Original post on beige.party]
Photograph of the back window of an SUV-tyoe vehicle with the following words written on it: "IT PUTS THE BALLOT IN THE BOX OR ELSE IT GETS THE TRUMP AGAIN."
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
@gottalaff.bsky.social There could be video -- who knows these days -- but citation still needed.
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
Mistaking him for someone they had been following in a Home Depot parking lot, masked agents of US Homeland Security accidentally arrested Flavio Bolsanaro when he landed in Miami on Tuesday from Brazil. (Satire by Andy Borowitz) If you were waiting for the October Surprise in US midterm […]
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
Kristopher Goldsmith of Valor Media Network has announced that on Wednesday, November 11, he'll be gathering with thousands of fellow veterans and civilian allies near the United States Capitol for the Veterans Day Democracy March. After months of organizing, the event is beginning to take its […]
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ada @ada.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
You can't engage everyone with goodwill online, but hey I've tried.
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sojucifer @sojucifer.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2026
Experimenting with "live translate" through AirPod Pros in preparation for upcoming trip. There's a noticeable lag and translation was prob around 80% correct, so may forego that option and return to my usual practice of smiling and nodding "yes" to everything.
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Duckbilled Plattypus. @pattykimura.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2026
This was written by MASH scriptwriter Burt Prelutsky. It's Mr Prelutsky's thoughts and words spoken by the character Hawkeye Pierce. Profound. Thoughtful. Searing. In an age where so much original work is stolen by AI, let's remember that movie and tv characters are not writers of their […]
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 26/10/2026
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Democrat in Alaska’s toss-up Senate race reschedules events after car crash
Mary Peltola suffered “minor injuries” and is rescheduling her Sunday and Monday events, her campaign said.
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Warner Crocker @warnercrocker.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
I guess it’s a good thing when judges make rulings with what every non-lawyer already knows. Judge rules Maurene Comey, daughter of ex-FBI director, was unlawfully fired by Trump administration #Politics […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 26/10/2026
In one day, two politicians - Bolsonaro in Brazil and Vucic in Serbia - with ties to Trump have lost surprise elections thanks to high turnout. The rise of the international far-right is not inevitable.
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David August ❌👑 @davidaugust.bsky.social · 25/10/2026
Elon is not just a threat to democracy, threat means potential and future. He is a current damaging force being exerted on democracy. He is the realization of a threat. He is, manifestly, the active enemy of the people living in democratic countries around the world, not just Ukraine and the U.S.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 26/10/2026
Bolsonaro's loss is not just a loss for Bolsonaro. It's a loss for Trump. For Musk. For Milei. For Netanyahu. For Farage. For Meta and Zuckerberg. For the meat barons, the fossil fuel corporations, and the rest of the neocolonial looters. And it is a massive win for humanity and the living planet.
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Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
Dear fedi I'm livid. An acquaintance of mine almost finished college and after doing an *unpaid* six months internship was offered a follow-up contract for less than 500€ a month. If you wonder why European young people are mad that's pretty much why. I'll be doing anything what's in my power […]
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Malachy @malachy.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
Oh man, the next ten years could be a political renaissance, if the young people and students can sustain their progressive momentum. #Serbia, #Brazil, #Hungary, #Italy, #France. Optimism!
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Malachy @malachy.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
My phone has forgotten who I am because I grew my beard longer. Yeah I know unlocking my phone that way is insecure. But with this photo you can't actually unlock my phone any more, so there's that.
Selfie of a nearly bald guy with a big brown and grey beard. Moustache long enough that his mouth is hidden. Wearing a checked shirt, and his head hides a picture hanging behind him on the wall.
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
@gildilinie Would I lose money on a bet that most people still aren't paying attention?
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Gildilinie Gremlin 🏳️‍⚧️🍳 @gildilinie.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
ppl who are suddenly realizing that php is a $700,000 org up against trillion-dollar orgs ::: this isn't really specific to cybersecurity chatbot vibe exploits, big corps have been kicking around little groups 1/10,000,000th (literally) their size since a while (this is not a defense of genai […]
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Tirrimas :us_distress: 🚫👑 @tirrimas.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
O'Keeffe, Georgia #FineArtAPlaceOrDestination #HashtagGames #SoSueMe
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
[Is MAGA’s Cult over?] @pattykimura Good read.
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Duckbilled Plattypus. @pattykimura.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
[Is MAGA’s Cult over?] Worth reading.
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Servelan @servelan.newsie.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
Schiff: Hegseth Should Testify On Starlink Throttling - Joe.My.God. www.joemygod.com/2026/10/schiff-heg…
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Schiff: Hegseth Should Testify On Starlink Throttling - Joe.My.God.
NBC News reports: Sen. Adam Schiff, D-Calif., told NBC’s “Meet the Press” Sunday that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth should testify before the Senate on the Starlink satellite limitations that disrupted Ukrainian military operations. If Democrats retake the Senate, Schiff told “Meet the Press” moderator Kristen Welker, “Defense Secretary Hegseth should be brought in. Anyone who …
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 25/10/2026
Using your own outlandish amount of money and influence to choke other people's right to vote is so infinitely disgusting Not possible to express how much contempt I have for anyone who'd try to interfere with someone else's right to have even a small say in how their own lives are determined
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
A gloss on a statement from Cory Doctorow about data centers ..."that are torching the planet and elevating the worst people on earth to positions of political, technical and commercial prominence...": This elevation of the worst instincts that mankind has to offer is spreading like a cancer […]
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 25/10/2026
A carefully planned Russian propaganda operation is underway. Having starved people in Oleshky for months, Russia, with the 'intervention' of Melania, will allow people to leave and pretend Ukraine was at fault. Read @zarinazabrisky.bsky.social www.kyivpost.com/analysis/88041
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Is the Kremlin Preparing a Propaganda Spectacle in Oleshky?
A possible ceasefire in occupied Oleshky risks becoming a Kremlin propaganda stage, masking blocked aid and once again recasting Russia as the rescuer before foreign audiences.
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Chris Cobble @chrismcobble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
#silentsunday
A small A-frame cabin sits in a forest, surrounded by trees and a small stream. The cabin has a wooden deck with a railing leading to the entrance.
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Adrian Sampson @adrian.discuss.systems.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
waiting in a long line to vote, for the first time since moving to a small town
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Steve Peterson @stevepeterson.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
the reflection of a tamarack (and birch) at the edge of a lake #fall #photography #abstract
An abstract photo featuring yellow, white, blue, and green. Ripples on the surface of the water come from the lower right of the photo and radiate outward through the whole photo. These ripples disrupt the yellow shape of a tamarack and the branches of a bare birch tree. When I began photographing, the water’s surface was completely calm; I was entranced by the reflection of the tamarack. As I moved closer to the water, my dog came closer to me and began to drink, creating point-source ripples, that broke the reflection of the tamarack into jewels.
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Servelan @servelan.newsie.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
Thousands rally in Turkiye over journalist arrests, media shutdowns | Freedom of the Press | Al Jazeera www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/20…
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Thousands rally in Turkiye over journalist arrests, media shutdowns
Thousands have protested across Turkiye against the arrests of journalists and restrictions on independent media.
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Will Berard 🫳🎤🫶 @mrberard.mastodon.acm.org.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
I am sure plenty resent Big AI companies calling themselves 'labs'. So I was, until I realised this was as in meth, not research.
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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
If You Can Afford to Send Katy Perry to Space — artist unknown in London, UK 🇬🇧 streetartutopia.com/2025/04/20/stre… #StreetArt #PublicArt #Mural
If You Can Afford to Send Katy Perry to Space in London, UK
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