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@darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
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Asking “what if?” for a living • opinions mine, not guaranteed correct • rarely an expert, often an enthusiast • Internet ops since the 20th century • […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ infosec.exchange/@darkuncle, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 15h
[Top tip for injured hairy men] If your plaster/bandaid is the sort that's more clothy/fabricy than plasticky/rubbery then rubbing/isopropyl alcohol will wick right through the fabric to the adhesive underneath and dissolve it damn near instantly. Put a dab on your fingers and rub the cloth and […]
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
RE: hachyderm.io/@ChrisShort/1173742096… This was really good, and the jujitsu here is that the more senior you get, the less your success is about delivering some amazing project yourself, and the more it’s about enabling others. The most senior people often write very little […]
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
This is both grim and hilarious and facepalm-ing in about equal measures. thegrimhistorian.substack.com/p/sup…
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Superintelligence Is the New Shibboleth
Say “super intelligence” and you may cross the river.
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
RE: mas.to/@PicardTips/1173725754798699… but also: give grace to yourself and others, because every day will not be your best day, and that’s ok.
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@Daojoan/1173710243… what if failure were not the surprise outcome, but success?
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Google’s Project Suncatcher just launched their first prototype satellite with a bunch of Tensor Processing Units (TPUs) on board blog.google/innovation-and-ai/model… good coverage from NPR, although I wish they’d talked to […]
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
RE: newsie.social/@TheConversationUS/11… Racism and racist structures are still alive and well, all over the country (voter suppression and all).
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
RE: beep.town/@aws/117369126619290478 #TIL there’s a service name for the standard operating policy
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
When everything is so needlessly complicated that you take the George Costanza approach to voting: whatever billionaires and corporations are funding, I vote the opposite.
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
RE: mastodon.world/@obsoletesony/117369… I think I owned at least two of these
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
RE: mstdn.social/@ObsidianUrbex/1173687… #Sewing machine Fedi, I found one for you
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Obsidian Urbex Photography @obsidianurbex.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
🏚️An abandoned house somewhere in rural England, largely untouched since its last occupant left. The house features a traditional vintage English bedroom. The decor is a mix of 1940s/1950s items. There are numerous clocks and pocket watches, as well as a […] [Original post on mstdn.social]
An abandoned bedroom features a wooden bed, vintage nightstand, and distressed wallpaper, with a chamber pot resting under the bed.An abandoned room features a vintage Hoover vacuum cleaner and two large wooden console televisions with pink and white screens.A dusty, vintage sewing machine and alarm clock  rest on a table against floral wallpaper.Vintage radios sitting on an old piano
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Have had the first dozen bars of “the space between“ by Dave Matthews Band in my head for a number of days. A lot of people like to hate on DMB, but I think this is one of the best song openings in terms of sparseness and chord progression out there
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Oddly-specific superpower wish: any flying insects that come within 3 feet of me are instantly vaporized. I retain the ability to make exceptions for Lepidoptera, honeybees, et al.
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Cursed Silicon @cursedsilicon.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
@darkuncle Oh I have a meme for that now
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Following someone because their bio mentions ISO 8601 is, if not peak Fedi, at least peak-adjacent Fedi Shout out @scott
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
RE: mstdn.social/@ComicContext/11736825… I remember this as a TV commercial …
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
“GEFS is a new, crash-safe, snapshotting, copy on write FS that I wrote for 9front, and which I am in the process of moving to #OpenBSD.” Love to see it! gts.linuxkompis.se/@hund/statuses/0…
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Hund (@hund@gts.linuxkompis.se)
"GEFS on OpenBSD: A very early preview" https://marc.info/?l=openbsd-tech&m;=178948744271633&w;=2 #OpenBSD
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I missed this from a couple of days ago: Cloudflare has announced a CA for the Internet that will issue (for free) both the new Merkle Tree Certificates (MTCs) and classical certs, and they are acquiring the old GlobalSign CA (which is bundled into every browser's root store) to make acceptance […]
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
At least his profound and intentional ignorance is also consistent: arstechnica.com/health/2026/09/rfk-… #uspol
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
“I’m not who I was. But I’m not yet who I am becoming.” — Brenda Renderos
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I never really thought of “cryptography gadfly” as a role but there are definitely some of those out there … people who aren’t kooks, but whose role seems primarily to consistently irritate situations. (I suppose that’s probably a good thing; consensus is valuable only to the extent that […]
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
“Turns out that with modern internet-connected everything, you’re the product even if you are the customer.” www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2026… I love my connected car but when the end user doesn’t have complete control over their data […]
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Good from Bruce Schneier: “I don’t like the “going rogue” framing because it deflects the responsibility from the prompters—often the AI companies themselves. And now, pretty much anything off-script is being called “hacking.”” […]
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Single points of failure: not just for network architecture arstechnica.com/space/2026/09/nasa-… #space
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The Princess Bride @inconceivable.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Somewhere ‒ #PrincessBride
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Daily Hot Wheels @dailyhotwheels.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
This Rescue Squad is one of the 1981 Hot Wheels cars. Notes: Concept model. #HotWheels #year1981
Released in 1981, Red Rescue Squad of 1981 Hot Wheels with Black Wall wheels. Notes: Concept model. Packaging: Scene Machines. Plastic Body, Plastic Base. Made in Hong Kong. Scarcity: 4/10
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
RE: beep.town/@aws/117359217511421189 tired: Amazon drone delivery wired: Amazon catapult delivery
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Via TheNewPaper.co (headlines in SMS once a day, highly recommended): “President Trump and a group of top AI executives signed a voluntary accord that calls for companies to “self-police” AI development (AP: nwppr.co/422y)” LOL. LMAO even.
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
RE: thecanadian.social/@IanAMartin/1173… I love a good bracket, and there’s some great vote options here. Get on in there and vote!
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Irritating change in watch OS 27: double click on the digital crown no longer brings up a list of running applications, and I cannot figure out how to change the setting back
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
So implementation is where many of the weaknesses are in #cryptography, and sometimes you hear “implementation is left as an exercise to the reader” but maybe implementing your cryptography through use of a black hole is an unreasonable ask arxiv.org/abs/2211.05491
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Black-Hole Radiation Decoding is Quantum Cryptography
We propose to study equivalence relations between phenomena in high-energy physics and the existence of standard cryptographic primitives, and show the first example where such an equivalence holds. A small number of prior works showed that high-energy phenomena can be explained by cryptographic hardness. Examples include using the existence of one-way functions to explain the hardness of decoding black-hole Hawking radiation (Harlow and Hayden 2013, Aaronson 2016), and using pseudorandom quantum states to explain the hardness of computing AdS/CFT dictionary (Bouland, Fefferman and Vazirani, 2020). In this work we show, for the former example of black-hole radiation decoding, that it also implies the existence of secure quantum cryptography. In fact, we show an existential equivalence between the hardness of black-hole radiation decoding and a variety of cryptographic primitives, including bit-commitment schemes and oblivious transfer protocols (using quantum communication). This can be viewed (with proper disclaimers, as we discuss) as providing a physical justification for the existence of secure cryptography. We conjecture that such connections may be found in other high-energy physics phenomena.
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
RE: flyovercountry.social/@encthenet/11… Exceptional post, and the attitude he closes with is something we should *ALL* be aspiring to: "Please, just be kind. We’re all trying our best over here. No one in FOSS is a cackling techbro… outside of maybe Omarchy. 😬 The rest […]
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
RE: mastodon.bsd.cafe/@fbfortune/117355… downside: you have to be running tcsh
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
RE: neuromatch.social/@jonny/1173520371… This entire thread is just 🤌🤌🤌 Jonny is doing yeoman’s work here
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
#TIL that California passed a law allowing residents to submit a single request that requires *all* registered data brokers to delete personal info and stop selling it. will it work? for the ones who make a lot of money publicly, yes; for the criminals, probably not. But I’ll take it […]
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
RE: mstdn.social/@jschauma/117352033244… 1) I love that this is still a thing and people are learning it 2) I love that Jan in particular is teaching it keep the old ways alive!
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Dan Fixes Coin-Ops @ifixcoinops.retro.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@SnoopJ Does the Gumball Maths at hachyderm.io/@SnoopJ/11735149754989…
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Before and after (thanks, Aspire Fiber!) Oh and my Internet bill is lower than before too.
Eero app screenshot showing speed before: 1.17 Gbps down, 42 Mbps upEero app screenshot showing speeds after: 2 Gbps down, 2.08 Gbps up
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Use an ad blocker. There is probably no other single action a regular user can take in today’s Internet that will have a bigger impact on their safety than this. arstechnica.com/security/2026/09/go…
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Excellent research (and very useful FAQ) out on a new RSA attack: forging 1024-bit signatures in “nearly SNFS time” (not polynomial, but somewhat faster than previous number field sieve approaches by a few orders of magnitude). Real-world risk is low because most RSA implementations in practice […]
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Will this help stop the FCC from approving any destructive, poorly planned idea SpaceX pulls out of their collective asses? No, they will approve literally anything. But will these public comments help make a basis for future legal action, as well as provide writing points for any journalists […]
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
The problem with the convenient action button on the side of my watch is the irregular “do you want to end your workout?” prompts throughout the day because I inadvertently nudged the button. like … I did not even *begin* my workout but now I feel judged
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Chrysler, make a battery EV Pacifica minivan you COWARDS seriously it’s such a good vehicle design on every level, but boy do they need an EV version. Hybrid is insufficient.
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Das @srdas.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
#SilentSunday
Looking down a slightly curved alleyway with the part just near the camera covered with the curved arched opening into the rest of the alley. The left side has green graffiti and writing. A pigeon is on the stone paving. 
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pancake :radare2: @pancake.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Wait for the AI to realize that humans are 80% water
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
RE: stranger.social/@DeniseG/1173463202… This is a good read, and also this from just a few months ago: automakers collectively threatened to stop selling cars in California entirely rather than comply with anti-tracking and customer privacy laws […]
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Scott Francis @darkuncle.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Is anybody in my follows a current or previous user of privacy dot com virtual per-vendor credit cards? Do you have opinions, either positive or negative, or another option to recommend? Please share! I think @tbortels was using something like this at some point in the past …
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Daily Hot Wheels @dailyhotwheels.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
This Avus Quattro is one of the 1996 cars. Notes: Only found in Canada. #HotWheels #year1996
Released in 1996, Red Avus Quattro of 1996 with Black Wall wheels. Notes: Only found in Canada. Tampo: Red framing on canopy. Packaging: Blister Card. Metal Body, Plastic Base. Made in Malaysia. Scarcity: 2/10
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