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Ubuyo 🏳️‍⚧️ @ubuyo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TRUTH NUKE
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Eldsmuts @eldsmuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rhajirra tempting me from the margins
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Jol @jolco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wolb Wednesday
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Godspeed! The Coyote’s Plight
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yupdown @yupdown.net · 30/09/2026
he's trying his best to give us free wifi
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phil @philjamesson.com · 28/09/2026
hot chocolate? yeah sounds good. except that if chocolate even gets WARM, it melts 🙄🙄🙄 maybe think before you speak next time
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Bat Conservation International 🦇 @batcon.org · 30/09/2026
An eastern red bat taking a sip of water -- or is this more of a chomp? 💦 🦇 𝘓𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘶𝘳𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴 📷 Dr. Amanda Adams
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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dawnfire 🔜 Ponyville Ciderfest @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
big walkin' #bigwalk
a big walker holds up a glowing pink lamp in the dark of the woods, with some big walker glowing eyes around them.
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Da Scary Rose @modernmodron.itch.io · 29/09/2026
now this is the good stuff
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Why is every adhd person like this
A 4-frame comic in black ink, no color of a cat and raccoon.

Frame 1: stationary supplies scatter from a reusable shopping bag. Cat says "I got a new planner!"

Frame 2: closeup of Raccoon saying "Don't you HAVE mult-"

Frame 3: Cat cuts them off, physically clawing at their face and yelling "SHHH-"

Frame 4: Cat close against raccoon's face with wild eyes, saying "this is the one that will FIX ME."
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 08/04/2025
palyin wit my baul
A tiny gold retriever plush sits next to a red and blue ball
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Paul Starr @pa.ulst.ar · 27/09/2026
This is so cool. This is so cool! Take any Wikipedia article and play back its edit history as an animation timemachine.carbonadoks.com
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Wiki Time Machine
Read Wikipedia and replay every edit of an article as an animation.
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noir @noirzvault.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your cutest delivery boy!
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Kastia| The Farmer And The Wolf @kastiakbc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Forgotten Island concept art from the most recent issue of Keyframe Magazine. Wow...uh...OK
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guano @guanson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Rascal the Raccoon
Rascal the Raccoon (nicknamed Rascal) is the eponymous character from a 1977 anime series of the same name. The character doubles as somewhat of a mascot for the company that created the anime series,...
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guano @guanson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's the animations like at the very end that really get you when you're high www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7k-...
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It's just a Big Walk cycle!
YouTube video by Tessa Bury
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.
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jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 27/09/2026
One of the things I learned as a furry is that the international day celebrating your sona's species was always yesterday and you fucking missed it
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guano @guanson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How am I only three hours into my shift Take me out of the time dilation device, I don't like it in here!!
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guano @guanson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Full moon aaoooo~
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guano @guanson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There were fireworks on my way to work What if it happens while I'm driving
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JaceTheThylacine @jacethethylacine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This popped into my head and I had to make it. Sorry but I gotta make this horse into glue.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
r/AmItheAsshole
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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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guano @guanson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People do be reading playboy for the articles though...
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Playboy @playboy.com · 24/09/2026
"Don't be evil." What did it mean? Google would be choosy about advertisers, had a social-good grant program, and a free email service that they promised would never “hold your emails hostage” if you wanted to leave. Now, between AI overviews and bad information, they're holding us hostage.
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Google’s Founders Said No Evil. 22 Years Later, What Happened?
Ahead of Google's birthday, we're looking back at Playboy's 2004 interview with the search engine's founders.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's another fun fact: The clotting inhibitor in vampire bat saliva is named "Draculin". 🦇🧛‍♂️ Because scientists are all nerds.🤓
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As my journey back into Final Fantasy X continues and after watching a few Jecht Spheres, I wish I could play a game with Auron, Jecht and Lord Braska
The real FFX-2
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Sol, Spookily Chuffed @mrbadguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
<Me and the homies have Perceived you>
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Energetic Russian Sailor Dance Performance
ALT: Energetic Russian Sailor Dance Performance
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dark harper tribute @harpanet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how waking up after 2pm feels
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guano @guanson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking about the YouTube a/b testing, remembering I watched a new video on JonTron with commenters who had entirely different outcomes of the video's thesis Weird comments all in all, people are desperate to forgive that guy
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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Alexis @mercurycastle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
too tired to draw today, so have an old drawing of a chonky bun #furry #art
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/10/2025
when will they outlaw youtube a/b testing for thumbnails and titles
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guano @guanson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Which one is the Stand and which one is the JoJo? youtube.com/shorts/0odda...
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skELLY @ellyzoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That… That is a lot of calories. mashable.com/article/fat-...
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Fat bear ate 135,000 calories in 10 hours. And he's not done.
"Poised to be a top contender in Fat Bear Week."
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jue @jue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
b.c bird creature...wyrm creature
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
棒
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New Post: Why I Love AI Next month it'll be twenty years since I went to university, learned to program, and studied AI. I wrote about why I loved it, why I still love it, and why, unfortunately, it no longer exists. www.possibilityspace.org/blog/posts/i...
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✦. @beastbait.art · 18/09/2026
Trusted Steed 🐜⭐️ ko-fi.com/s/95eef181fe
Beast mount with traits of a giant anteater, a snow leopard, and a dragon. Wearing decorative leather gear and rope.
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hand 📌 comms open @handsometimr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
seek a way out? #ZeroEscape #Backrooms
Digital fan art of Junpei from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors. He is running through a doorway attached to a grey door with a red 5 painted on it, resembling the door in the 3rd class cabin. The room he is running into is yellow, with patterned wallpaper and a tile pattern on the roof. Junpei appears shocked and is staring in the direction of a square white ceiling light.
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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Marc Knelsen @marcknelsen.art · 20/09/2026
wolf link returns
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gorillaz frontman Damon Albarn waves a Palestinian flag on stage while urging fans to speak out for Gaza: “Don’t forget this—ever. Stand your position. Don’t ever be neutral.”
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