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Grant Howitt

@gshowitt.bsky.social
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I make roleplaying games, toy soldiers, and bad decisions. rrdgames.com

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leo 🦈 @darlingthresher.bsky.social · 7h
Sophont is my latest rpg about symbiotic black ops freaks in the shadowy 2000s alt-futurepast, and it is LIVE ON BACKERKIT RIGHT NOW! sophont.brittlestar.press
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 9h
hey. great stuff here
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 11h
this enigmatic writer has been tight-lipped on the subject of other people's genitals before now. but a fascinating and crucial new series sheds light on a vital authority's opinion
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 11h
finally! a way to learn about Rowling's stance on trans people
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wishing it a swift recovery, hopes and prayers etc
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m forty today. Show me your faces.
Photo of Grant, an (exactly) 40 year old white dude in glasses with increasingly grey hair
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(on my deathbed, releasing the tension from my tired bones and letting the last waves of awareness pass through me and leave beyond me) at least i...always dismissed things. (coughing softly) and was above them
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@minahoneybat.bsky.social is solid!
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they knew what they were getting themselves into when they signed up at the Rivals desk
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As you can see (ought to have posted this myself really) we programmed a horror movie narrative into our injury/trauma results as determined by which archetype you’re playing
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dead Channel marked my first foray into coming up with custom hit point tracks and death moves for every character. It's rather neat
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shit that kind of works
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
no he’s billy
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One must imagine etc
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hey, new meat clowns just dropped
nine different patterened hams - original billy, bear (total), bear (partial), lion, clown, monkey, fox, *tractor* and a heart in a heart-shaped ham sausage
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In which I spend the first two thousand words complaining about NDAs, and the second two thousand words and attached PDF outlining a new Magical Girls version of Hollows www.patreon.com/gshowitt/pos... Patrons get it a week early!
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Magical Girls X Hollows - An Experiment | Grant Howitt
I’ve had a weird couple of months. Mainly because I’ve been working on [SECRET UNANNOUNCED PROJECTS] that I can’t tell you about. COME AT ME
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Toughpad was the first step in a career I never took any further steps in - a brave new frontier of gonzo tech reportage which a) I was not remotely equipped to handle and b) probably peaked in this, its first outing. But I'm very proud of it. And I stand by the sex piss remark
Jan stops for a second and says there will be a demonstration. He says “With the nice police ladies we are to make some watersports,” and half-laughs, half-smiles awkwardly. He says that onstage in front of the world’s press. He seems to think that is fine. The women come forward and pour water from a jug over a toughbook sat in a perspex case. People take pictures.

[Image of a man using a toughpad and looking contemplative
Caption: This man’s name is Bruce. Bruce is pictured here contemplating what went wrong in his previous relationship and whether his boyfriend would ever take him back]

A man in charge of something important just made a SEX PISS JOKE at the Panasonic Press Conference and that’s all fine. I don’t understand. I don’t understand. Is that fine? Is this just what happens at tech events? I want to have a lie down.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is how we're doing XP/advancement in Salt! It's fun to have a mix of undesirable and desirable outcomes on there, to keep things interesting
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nice! What game did you adapt?
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let’s see how the midterms pan out
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Middle isn't bad either tbh mailchi.mp/3bdb9e9c6d64...
YOU’RE HERE TO HAVE A BAD TIME: IT’S OUR TOP FIVE LEAST PLEASANT FREE GAMES
Picture of a highway to Hell. The ground is on fire. I am there, muscular and shirtless and wearing a hat an a stereotypically evil goatee. A sign says "STRANGE AND VILLAINOUS GAMES AHEAD"
Halloween is of course a time of lighthearted spooks and playful ghosties, not genuine nightmares and fear. We’ll get to that type of terror in a bit - for now, please enjoy this collection of horrible things that feel bad to play and offer little in the way of levity or hope.



THE WITCH HOUSE

An entirely unnecessary (and some might say actively detrimental) prequel to THE WITCH IS DEAD, THE WITCH HOUSE reveals exactly how a witch creates an intelligent animal familiar - by capturing unwilling people and forcing them into inhuman shapes until their memories wither and they become pliant pets. Can you escape? Probably not. But will you have fun finding out? Again, most likely no. But here we are.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably my favourite intro I've written yet
Shut the windows. Bar the blinds. Drag an oversized mahogany armoire in front of your bedroom door. Lay caltrops on the mezzanine. Scatter salt around yourself in a smooth 360-degree motion and swallow a set of rosary beads whole because it’s SPOOKY SEASON BABY and we’re here to celebrate it.

Drawings of the RRD crew in halloween costumes. I am a clown, Naomi is a witch, Chant is a mummy, Elaine has a bloody knife affixed to a headband, Chris is a ghost, Jim is a bear, Maz is a devil, Mina is a gay cowboy, Jinn is in a bird mask, Alex is a sailor and Matt's wee bird is wearing rabbit ears to imply it has come out of a hat
We’re so ready for halloween we already have our costumes



“But Grant, it’s not Halloween for basically a month yet, and - “

[a picture of the RRD team in halloween costumes]

SILENCE, WHELP. Instant reprisal! I strike you hard with the back of my hand and you collapse immediately into the piles of bones and feathers on the greasy flagstones of my chamber, already blubbering apologetic excuses.
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Rowan Rook and Decard @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New behind the scenes article from Mina about HEART! Want to get freaky and try multi-classing? buff.ly/Ueg6rHr
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Multi-classing in Heart: Doubled Rhythms
Minærva McJanda talks about doubling up: running Heart: The City Beneath with custom advances to let you try combining two classes at once.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3 if we're going by Christmas Carol rules, but maybe it's a body-mass thing, so you'd need more ferrets overall. Or themed ferrets. Plus do we include the haunted children from the Dickens original? How many ferrets is a child named Want? Much to think about
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A second attempt fares slightly better, but does conjure up the image of a "one-foot relaxing game" which I DO offer but not in public and certainly not with families around
"The note invites people to find and colour in the drawing, then drop it off at the Rowan Road beard stall for the chance to win a one-foot relaxing game." It adds that the organisers have felt tense lately and are dreaming of a bonus prize or reward."
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Acrobat's AI offered to summarise my hand-written "Colour in a Goblin" sheet Cracking stuff lads, keep up the good work. Worth it
Colour-and-draw outline of a goblin that we bashed together for Questival last weekend. Next to it are some hand-written notes:

"THIS GOBLIN'S NAME IS ____________
AND THEY DREAM OF ___________

Win fabulous prizes!
- Finish the drawing
- Colour it in if you want
- Bring it to the RRD stall
- Win a free one-page roleplaying game!

(We have felt tip pens and that, come say hello)Generative summary of the note which says it discusses the importance of flexible approaches, reference frameworks and adaptability in managing change and fostering growth. Which it doesn't. It's a series of instructions on how to colour in a fucking goblin
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
honestly I'd probably pit them against capitalism or something
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Interesting game! I had a look and apparently my sticky paws are already all over it
Heresy of the Black Orchid is an expanded and richer interpretation of the "Night of Phantoms" rules, which was in turn an interpretation of the one-page game 'Honey Heist' by Grant Howitt.
HERESY OF THE
STONE COLD
UBSINIAN ORCHIN
HAS BEEN DESIGNET AND DEVELOPED BY
FOx
GAMeS
This game is released under a share-alike creative commons license.
Writing and Layout by Erin Gumiho. Released August 2025
) CC BY-SA 4.0
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d imagine it’s much more useful for actually making a game that works than my cavalcade of nonsense, too
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Steph @fistfulofcrits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me: I have made a 32 page SRD and a workbook and this is my first time running a thing @gshowitt.bsky.social, with a single pen and paper: here is how to fight God
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gemelli has played a lot of Hollows. More than me, that’s for sure. So that’s why you should have a bash on his thorough (and, admittedly, glowing) review of our game:
Sometimes things veer into record-keeping, breaking out rulers and cone templates. Sometimes you just don't feel the sense of danger right out of the gate.
Enter the Hollows grid system, which wrestles these problems to the ground and makes them squeal:

[image of the hollows tactical grid]
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gemelli’s post celebrates the things that I really wanted to work with Hollows, so I’m glad that someone else *got* it, you know? How it’s like “tactical combat good” but also “the real Silent Hill was the dead wives we lost along the way” bit
Eventually, the players will discovert that the purpose for the Hollows -- or one
purpose, anyway -- is to transform their Lords into Effigies. The Effigies are puppets of the Malignancies, freed from the prisons of their Hollows, now able to perform their horrible works out in the real world of the isles.
Reader: I put it to you that the greatest magic trick of the Hollows system is an act of similar transformative potency. To wit: the game is designed to turn your players into GMs. And more, it's designed to turn your GMs into game designers.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gemelli has played a lot of Hollows. More than me, that’s for sure. So that’s why you should have a bash on his thorough (and, admittedly, glowing) review of our game:
Sometimes things veer into record-keeping, breaking out rulers and cone templates. Sometimes you just don't feel the sense of danger right out of the gate.
Enter the Hollows grid system, which wrestles these problems to the ground and makes them squeal:

[image of the hollows tactical grid]
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t worry, he’s not here. Man’s a goddamn enigma
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rare example of a Helix Yikes! eraser in the wild. Overharvesting in the mid-90’s led to steep population decline but it’s exciting to see them back on our shores and, one day soon, our pencil cases
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ooh that’s some lovely OSL there
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Playtest Material Magazine @playtestmaterial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
new on the site: what can 300-year-old Japanese sit-down comedy teach us about running better TTRPGs? playtestmaterial.org/rakugo-and-t...
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Sitting Down and Telling Stories: learning TTRPG skills from Rakugo
What do tabletop role-playing games have in common with Japanese sit-down comedy? In this article, D. "Zhen" C. explores the art of Rakugo and explains how TTRPG GMs and players can learn from its st...
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, it’s difficult innit? Hard to balance. We got around that by making the game unspeakably hard if you don’t it
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We genuinely wrote a game where the message is “mutual support is the only way we can save the world” and we expressed that through bonus manoeuvres granted out-of-turn by other players
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gundam “wow cool robot” meme but with Hollows instead. The core message is “WOW! TOXIC MASCULINITY AND MENTAL ILLNESS CAN BE MITIGATED AND PREVENTED BY FOSTERING COMMUNITIES
AND STRONG SOCIAL SAFETY NETS”
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Rowan Rook and Decard @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's FREE👏SHIT👏FRIDAY👏 An absolute classic this week it's 🧹The Witch Is Dead!🧹 You are a magical woodland creature, and your beautiful witch mistress has been killed, and you are about to set out on a murder-revenge adventure in the human lands. Get it here: buff.ly/3J8O2EZ
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The Witch Is Dead - Rowan, Rook and Decard
You are a magical woodland creature, and your beautiful witch mistress has been killed, and you are about to set out on a murder-revenge adventure in the human lands.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuckin windswept mate
Grant caught in a breeze in the Lake District from, oh, a decade ago?
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very cool! Quick heads up: the rules are missing a key element (marines can increase or decrease their momentum by their initiative at the start of their activation) but I’ll put through a proper update next week
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nah we’ve got it I think
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Goblins for colouring in, sure. But the workshop will be an hour of hard work and grift in the dice mines
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’ll be there too! I’m hosting my own games design session, where you’ll be given nothing and like it
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah that’s bang on mate. Send your rates to gshowitt@gmail.com and we’ll have a chat
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looking for someone who can do 90’s point-and-click style pixel art for a commission. Short notice but it’d need to be done in the next two weeks. Lemme know if that’s you, and share your portfolio please!
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