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Gruff Billy 3

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"Sleep can't hide the thoughts splitting through my mind. Shadows aren't clean, false mirrors, too many people awake."

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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 3h
How I arrived on BlueSky
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Clever Cat Opens Door for Dog Friends
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 22h
Have the Mead Hall Sprouts detonated prematurely? The #Wülferhampton feed hasn't refreshed for at least 8 hours.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy Birthday @un-ness-assary.bsky.social - I'm sure it will be a quiet, restrained affair... 🎁🎂🎈🥳
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Birthday Girl Celebration
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK, so we've had these tonight with Leeks, Pork Chops and homemade Sage & Walnut Pesto - what could possibly go wrong? 🐷🫘🍑💨
A jar of Bold Bean Co. Organic White Beans
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FFS - this is the third one I've blocked this weekend.
How many "Julies" are there?
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many Happy Returns @frmo.bsky.social 🎁🎂🎈🥳
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Purrfday Party: Cats Celebrate with Hello Kitty Cake
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
. @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social does this explain your tender ring earlier? 🤔 www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
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‘It could get an orgasm out of a cabbage’: the best vibrators, tested
From bullets to rabbits to wand vibrators, our sexual wellbeing expert demystifies what’s available and rates her top 17 models (she tested 67)
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My turn now... Blocking in 3... 2.. 1.
Screenshot of unwanted Sex Bot Follow alert.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Right, that's another "working" week over - and I've just applied to reduce my hours further so I can have Thursday afternoons off from January.
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Funny Cat Sleeping on Keyboard
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of twelve illustrations featuring music designs, architecture designs, books, retro abstract designs and swimmers. Bold and colourful.
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026
We're trying to find a home for, and I quote, "the Pissfingers of cats." Any takers? ❤️
Three screenshots of our facebook post about Jaffa Cake the unlucky mogJaffa in his cone of shame
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wordle 1,926 5/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Cat Punching Object
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@glooface.bsky.social - are these the special snacks you take round to @snowy.bsky.social ?
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wordle 1,924 2/6 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Dinhdaica132's Cat High Fives with 'Yeahhhh....'
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ALi @felaheen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is Wulfie - he's 11 and neutered. He ran away last week from our new home in West Cork. He's a very timid cat, very nervous. But if you could spread the word - he's lost in the Macroom area.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Birthday @thomasashman64.bsky.social - hope you have a worthy bishop bash 🎁🎂🎈🥳
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Deploy the Pope Meme
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Share a GIF from a TV Series
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Rik Mayall's Hilarious Bottom Scene
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What's your favourite gif?
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Cat Cats
Alt: A Cat is disturbed while washing itself.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Wide shot of the BRITISH MUSEUM. There are suggestions of fascism around the streets - tanks, barricades, an Orwellian 'Big Brother'-style poster on a wall. A voice of a TOUR GUIDE emanates from the museum:

TOUR GUIDE:
So the Tapestry tells acrucial chapter of our nation's history...

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[Cut to interior of museum. A long Bayeaux-style TAPESTRY is on display, and the Tour Guide is speaking to a tour group]

TOUR GUIDE [smiling]:
How modern fascist Britain was created. 

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TOUR GUIDE:
The Tapestry begins here with the 2008 Crash, then austerity, then the AI Crash...

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TOUR GUIDE:
...and by the end of the room it's just full-on fash. 

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CHILD IN TOUR GROUP [gesturing to the tapestry]:
What's this middle bit?

TOUR GUIDE:
This is the 2026 Battle of Legitimate Concerns 

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TOUR GUIDE:
[show a reporter standing next to the Dover protests]
Here's the media saying the government have got to do something about the legitimate concerns...

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CHILD:
...About the failure of capitalism?

TOUR GUIDE:
No about brown people on boats

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CHILD:
[pointing at boats crossing the sea on the tapestry]
Are these boats the mega-dinghies?

TOUR GUIDE:
Not all of them

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[we see one of the boats  is a giant yacht]
TOUR GUIDE:
That one's a superyacht,
carrying money from the American fascists to the British ones.

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TOUR GUIDE:
You see really it's as much a story of convergence as it is of conflict.

[An alarm sounds in the museum]
DING DING DING DING 

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TOUR GUIDE:
Ok, tour over everyone 

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TOUR GUIDE:
It's time for the Two Minute Hate!

[They all leave the museum]

[ends]
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
💥 On Oct 12th, Parliament will debate the UK JOINING THE EU! Use this page below to send an email to your MP. In the context of Canada-EU, 61% of the UK public for joining, and devolved leaders saying the future is the EU... ...Westminster needs to catch up. Sign and share everywhere please. 👇
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Ask your MP to stand up for our future in Europe
On 12 October, Parliament will debate the UK's future relationship with Europe, after a government petition got over 100,000 signatures. Will you write to your MP to ask them to attend the debate?
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ex-Deform. Quelle Suprise. Not. Northumberland councillor paid £19k despite six-month no-show - BBC News share.google/6dJ50RXVFHfO...
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Northumberland councillor paid £19k despite six-month no-show
John Allen is standing again after losing the seat for not going to Northumberland council meetings.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🕷️👀 www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Spider season! Ten species you’ll see scuttling across Britain’s carpets and lawns this autumn
The world is suddenly full of webs and hairy legs. But why? And what do they belong to? Meet the spiders you’re most likely to encounter, from cardinals to false wolves
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'Pressure' review. Yanks: "we know everything about weather patterns, goddammit!" Brits: "Bollocks you do." (Spoiler Alert: Brits were right)
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wordle 1,912 2/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Robert Redford Nodding Meme
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
£72 million from 2 individuals - both of whom have faced questions about money laundering, both of whom live/d overseas to avoid tax - is not compatible with democracy. I don't care if it's Reform, Labour or whoever. We can't function like this. Not for long. So how do we fix it? My plan:
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seasonal Bonus #Caturday Greetings, Greek-stylee. #Cats #CatsOfBluesky
A Tabby Cat (and Mother of Three 'Bitsa' Kittens) is lying on a wall behind metal green railings in the back streets of Skopelos Town).A Ginger Mummy Cat is suckling her three Ginger Kittens under a blue wooden chair at the top of the ruined Venetian Castle in Skopelos Town.A 'Bitsa' Cat is sitting outside the Ancient Asclepion on the fringes of Skopelos Town.A Floofy Tabby Cat is laying on a step in Skopelos Town.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RP with your home river. The Trent, upon which I've seen the Aegir/Eagre* *not the coaches, obvs.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Show us your face for the week
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Raveex: Cute Fat Cat
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@theselectfyrd.bsky.social @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social What if I thought of a way that I could get reincarnated and stand for election?
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Date yourself with a snap of your first ever computer.
ZX Spectrum 48k computer
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
British Actors/Comedians Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie as Jeeves and Wooster in the early 1990s ITV adaptation of the PG Wodehouse books.
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Malcolm & Baby Dog @malcolmandbabydog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Friends! We have been so blessed with gifts recently, we really are the luckiest pets in the world. Thank you to Diane for sending us this… it’s giving The Triplets hours of fun and helping to keep Percy out of the kitchen! Please hit the share button for us today - thank you dearest friends ❤️❤️❤️
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
OK Bluesky, where am I now? And no, that's not someone looking for Split...
Alexander Papadiamantis statue.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Unofficial #Deform Spokesworm Chris "Shitweasel" Mason looked gutted on BBC News just now. #CorruptAsFuck #LockHimUp www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Reform officials ‘plotted to break law on foreign donations’ in undercover film
Investigation broadcast by Channel 4 News shows man posing as ‘impermissible donor’ paying for polling that helped Reform
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Time for the midweek mood check! Yay! Use a GIF, pic, saucepan, battery drill, horse or vegetable soup to share how you are feeling today...
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Vacation Dance Man by Pool
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Work can go fcuk itself until 21st September. Especially that useless middle "manager" who doesn't heed what I say to them.
Bollocks 🖕
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name?
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Spongebob: Tell Your Friends
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wait, what?! Hope the Mead Hall Cook's supply is unaffected 🙀🥬 Could Brussels sprouts be off the menu this Christmas? - BBC News share.google/vMSJkx7u1rxO...
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Could Brussels sprouts be off the menu this Christmas?
An Oxfordshire farmer says his Brussels sprouts are under threat from pests after long hot summer.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
OK, (plenty of) Red Wine has been had, and I'm getting pins and needles in my feet now, so Kalinikta All, and have a great last Bank Holiday before you-know-what... 😺
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I would love to breathe new life into this little gem… but I NEED funding! I may well eventually turn to you good people, but if there’s an arts-loving benefactor out there who fancies putting their shirt on a passionate, highly-qualified player, then do give me a shout.🙏🏻 Please RT, folks! x
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Where am I now, Bluesky?
A rickety temporary stand at a football stadium.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yup, definitely getting bigger 🕷️ #Spider
A House Spider on a wall shortly before being evicted after Mrs Gruff nearly put her hand on it turning on the landing light (Gruff's hand in picture for scale).
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🤡😔💔 #RIPTimCurry
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Pennywise Waves
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wordle 1,894 2/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Man's Enthusiastic Fist Pump Reaction
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Name your favourite Bob.
Private "Bob" Parkhurst from Blackadder Goes Forth, as played by Gabrielle Glaister
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Malcolm & Baby Dog @malcolmandbabydog.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Friends! Inspired by Percy’s obsession with staring under the oven, my latest Blog is now live. We’ve had a lot of fun researching this one. I do hope you find it interesting! 📖 buymeacoffee.com/malcolmtheca...
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The Sixth Sense of Cats — MalcolmTheCat
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And now Kallisti has just done a really stinky sh1t in the litter tray 💩😷🤢
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
youtu.be/VWePnutDgv0?... Rowntree's ad-lib into LSD καληνύχτα όλοι!
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Cathedral - Phantasmagoria (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Earache Catalog
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