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Gruff Billy 3

@gruffbilly3.bsky.social
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"Sleep can't hide the thoughts splitting through my mind. Shadows aren't clean, false mirrors, too many people awake."

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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 9h
Morning Hat Boy - how did Lady B like her improvised Dutch Oven last night?
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 9h
How I arrived on BlueSky
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Clever Cat Opens Door for Dog Friends
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 20h
Something Pink, you say?
Pink Panther Wafers
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 22h
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Happy Birthday Card with Little Boy
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 22h
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Winnie The Pooh: Rumbly in My Tumbly
Alt: Winnie The Pooh: Rumbly in My Tumbly
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have the Mead Hall Sprouts detonated prematurely? The #Wülferhampton feed hasn't refreshed for at least 8 hours.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Καλημέρα Kacidama 😺
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy Birthday @un-ness-assary.bsky.social - I'm sure it will be a quiet, restrained affair... 🎁🎂🎈🥳
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Birthday Girl Celebration
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mood Gorning, Your Spudliness 👋🥔 What if it was a Goggie? 🐶
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Chucky Dog Halloween
Alt: Chucky Dog Halloween
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
G'night 😴
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sure she's prepared some detailed notes on how certain appliances work. For Mr Pip and the AWOD.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That argument won't hold water.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So it's not Ectoplasm?
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Homer Simpson: Mmm Pie
Alt: Homer Simpson: Mmm Pie
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Either that or Gloo was taking a 'before' picture ahead of him egging it on Halloween for not sharing your sweeties.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mossad?
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Mossad Corporation Logo
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's some face flannel.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A quick scan of its timeline suggests it's several sandwiches short of a whole season of
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Yogi Bear Steals Picnic Basket
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/8dhSq9mD6TI?...
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A Moment Of Clarity
YouTube video by Therapy? - Topic
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Stellarnushu the Cat's Surprised Reaction
Alt: Stellarnushu the Cat's Surprised Reaction
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ours is a delicate little lady, so perish the thought. And our previous male psychopath 🌈 was more intent on ravishing any food that wasn't nailed down.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK, so we've had these tonight with Leeks, Pork Chops and homemade Sage & Walnut Pesto - what could possibly go wrong? 🐷🫘🍑💨
A jar of Bold Bean Co. Organic White Beans
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Technically they're self-cleaning as they're the first thing you step on after bathing.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry - my Agatean's not what it used to be.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Your wife is a big hippo"? 🤔
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oxtail stoo w/ all the gubbins = you forgot to take the tail off the ox first.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Makes a change from the bra'd ones.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Big Lebowski: Far Out
Alt: Big Lebowski: Far Out
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FFS - this is the third one I've blocked this weekend.
How many "Julies" are there?
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many Happy Returns @frmo.bsky.social 🎁🎂🎈🥳
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Purrfday Party: Cats Celebrate with Hello Kitty Cake
Alt: Purrfday Party: Cats Celebrate with Hello Kitty Cake
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Hammer Spongebob
Alt: Hammer Spongebob
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh yesh?
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hopefully not something fished out of Gloo's litter tray. And your Zorro slashes need work btw.
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Zorro's Signature Z Mark
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not enough fucking swearing imho.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like a certain demented president "wins" golf tournaments.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seconded. It's even worse when you've got contact lenses in 😭😱
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On the plus side, you won't need to buy a Halloween costume this year.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Chief Wiggum's Invisible Typewriter
Alt: Chief Wiggum's Invisible Typewriter
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With an Owl!
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some of those sound possessed! 😸😹
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😹 Same with Mrs Gruff 😷
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Dreaming Cat's Bike Paws
Alt: Dreaming Cat's Bike Paws
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Peepy paw twitches are adorable - would you rather he was doing silent farts instead?
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah - a Knot Splitter. My Sympathies.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not mopping your eggy moobs again.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
. @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social does this explain your tender ring earlier? 🤔 www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
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‘It could get an orgasm out of a cabbage’: the best vibrators, tested
From bullets to rabbits to wand vibrators, our sexual wellbeing expert demystifies what’s available and rates her top 17 models (she tested 67)
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No worries - I was joking, plus am buggered if I'm wasting postage on that POS. Have also recently had the delights of the free 'Send a Turd to the NHS' service - poor sods after those Turkish lamb chops the other day 😬
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aftermorn, Hat Boy - shouldn't you have Fcuked Off to Work by now? #FOF 🖕
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can we send Yule Logs? From the Cat's Litter Tray of course.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Many Happy Returns, Lady Fluffy 🎁🎂🎈🥳
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Cute Cat Celebrates 2nd Birthday
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