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Gruff Billy 3

@gruffbilly3.bsky.social
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"Sleep can't hide the thoughts splitting through my mind. Shadows aren't clean, false mirrors, too many people awake."

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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Poor Mr O'Reilly.
John Cleese as Basil Fawlty aboot to insert a Large Garden Gnome with a Pointy Red Hat where the Sun doesn't shine.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morning Campers - another early start for another overseas trip (last one this year) but see that our eight-legged friends are already moving in now the weather has turned in Blighty 🕷️
A House Spider high up on a Wall near an Arsetex Ceiling.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Something Pink, you say?
Pink Panther Wafers
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK, so we've had these tonight with Leeks, Pork Chops and homemade Sage & Walnut Pesto - what could possibly go wrong? 🐷🫘🍑💨
A jar of Bold Bean Co. Organic White Beans
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FFS - this is the third one I've blocked this weekend.
How many "Julies" are there?
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With an Owl!
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My turn now... Blocking in 3... 2.. 1.
Screenshot of unwanted Sex Bot Follow alert.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did you mistake his bark for the second one?
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That would at least explain why he never has to pay going to the cinema.
Three Sheep in a coat sneaking into a Cinema.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Er, kind of 🐹
'The Young Ones' Vyvyan's pet Hamster, SPG.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This might help put them off the scent:
Spoof VIZ advert for exercise bike that cleans up dangleberries
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No wonder the PE teacher looked so peed off all the time.
Mr Baxter the PE Teacher from BBC children's school drama Grange Hill.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I endorse this message.
Captain Haddock from the Tintin cartoons is wearing a blue jumper, black and yellow sailor's cap, and is smoking a pipe while grimacing.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good Morning, George 👋😺 Spotting one of your Greek cousins hard at work* yesterday made me smile (and there's plenty of them to go round to look forward to and even have thirds of). *Making sure no-one goes near that lovely blue boat.
A Marmalade Cat is Apeep in front of a Blue Boat in Skiathos Town.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seasonal Bonus #Caturday Greetings, Greek-stylee. #Cats #CatsOfBluesky
A Tabby Cat (and Mother of Three 'Bitsa' Kittens) is lying on a wall behind metal green railings in the back streets of Skopelos Town).A Ginger Mummy Cat is suckling her three Ginger Kittens under a blue wooden chair at the top of the ruined Venetian Castle in Skopelos Town.A 'Bitsa' Cat is sitting outside the Ancient Asclepion on the fringes of Skopelos Town.A Floofy Tabby Cat is laying on a step in Skopelos Town.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mood Gorning, Your Spudliness 👋🥔 Ti Kanis?
Scene from Monty Python's 'Life of Brian', where a crowd of followers are on their hands and knees, asking "How shall we Fuck Off, O Lord?"
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
και καλή Παρασκευή σε σένα, αγόρι μου 🖕 #FOF
British Comedian Harry Enfield as Stavros the Greek Kebab Shop Owner
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The 🍊💩🦧 couldn't even pull of the Used Car Salesman vibe.
British Comedian Charlie Higson as Swiss Toni from the BBC's Fast Show
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not Sorry 😸
A moped registration plate spotted in Skopelos Town that reads:

TIT
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That explains why I ran into this chap earlier - poor bugger must be roasting like the proverbial chestnuts over here rn.
A Byzantine depiction of Agios Nikolaos above a church door in Skopelos Town.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Date yourself with a snap of your first ever computer.
ZX Spectrum 48k computer
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
British Actors/Comedians Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie as Jeeves and Wooster in the early 1990s ITV adaptation of the PG Wodehouse books.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When the Izal won't hack it, you reach for this:
Badger's Arse toilet paper advert
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kraken and Chips, preceded by stuffed vine leaves and giant beans, which means we're both very full now, although this little mite did feast on some of Mrs Gruff's swordfish.
Ickle Skopelos Kitty with Puss In Boots eyes.

I mean, how could you not feed the poor thing 😿
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
OK Bluesky, where am I now? And no, that's not someone looking for Split...
Alexander Papadiamantis statue.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Work can go fcuk itself until 21st September. Especially that useless middle "manager" who doesn't heed what I say to them.
Bollocks 🖕
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Where am I now, Bluesky?
A rickety temporary stand at a football stadium.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yup, definitely getting bigger 🕷️ #Spider
A House Spider on a wall shortly before being evicted after Mrs Gruff nearly put her hand on it turning on the landing light (Gruff's hand in picture for scale).
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Name your favourite Bob.
Private "Bob" Parkhurst from Blackadder Goes Forth, as played by Gabrielle Glaister
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
👍
Late British Actor, Leonard Rossiter as Rigsby from Sitcom Rising Damp, who famously made the same mistake as our Fuckwitted Bretwalda.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Check the room for this first. And whoopee cushion(s).
Remote Control Fart Machine
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Willo the Wisp cartoon, voiced by the late Kenneth Williams
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Is he in need of a special cushion for his Chalfonts?
A red whoopee cushion is laid on a blue chair
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mood Gorning, Your Spudliness 👋 🥔 Hopefully my moobs won't ever get this big:
Cartoon Twister Joke: an old lady's saggy boobs are touching the Twister mat, prompting accusations of cheating in a retirement home.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I had you down as this type 👇😉
Blue 'The Haunting Sound of Pan Pipes' album cover
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So the Oxpecker that flew off just before I pressed the shutter here doesn't count? Picky Bastard.
A Cow's Rear End.

Anyone got a Banjo?
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Loud enough to wake the dead - think I need a drink to get over the shock.
A Cobra beer glass containing Tiger beer.

Up Yours! 🍻
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Strange, this is what I saw.
A vapour trail in the shape of a knob* and balls.

*nowhere near to scale
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you see this, hand over the snacks you bring to Bluesky.
A table of Greek meze in Santorini.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Is our Grandson really a year old today? Where has the time gone etc.?!
Engonos at home, two days old Birthday Boy apeep in his pushchair before the fun and games begin
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Or he's half-inched the inlay from a vintage home computer game.
Jet Set Willy code card (yes I'm that fucking old).
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Any Mycologists out there able to tell what these are? 🍄‍🟫 #Mushroom #Fungi
Two Mahoosive Mushrooms growing at the foot of a garden waste composter
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Global Warming is clearly making for bigger octopi this year... 🐙 #Spider
Seriously, this is the biggest bastard spider I've ever evicted.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Best check what's in your garden from the safety of indoors after the meteor shower...
Triffid
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Cloudy Pint? This always makes me chuckle:
Sheep Cartoon
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ah, so you're the one who couldn't take a hot crumpet from behind without blubbing. P.S. these 👇 are Mr Pip's pompoms.
Wildfarmed Crumpets.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
www.theguardian.com/science/2026... Let's hope the Clangers are prepared.
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Two Choices: 1) Blame Zuck the Trump-Suck-up-Cuck for continuing to allow such content. 2) Claim you were researching Star Wars and fat-fingered.
A captioned still from Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi with (annoying as fuck) Protocol Droid C-3PO saying: "He's holding a Thermal Detonator!"
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Gruff Billy 3 @gruffbilly3.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Legend has it that George Lucas visited The Latrine Pit shortly before filming Star Wars: A New Hope.
Dianoga - the monster in the Death Star trash compactor
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