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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We must imagine Strong Sad happy
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Fruitless @fruitlessmedia.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
NEW EPISODE!!! @grossonline.bsky.social returns to the show to talk about Fred Phelps, the Westboro Baptist Church, and the weird politics of fringe fundamentalism. Available wherever you get your podcasts.
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Kind of crazy to do a hagiography of Michael Jackson considering that as a child I first heard of him not via his music buy rather the numerous Allegations against him. Like I remember hearing kids on the playground making jokes and thinking "this Michael Jackson fellow sounds like a real Villain"
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Theology-pilled Orthodox catechumen: oooh apokatastasis, apophatic theology, theosis, the Cappadocian fathers…what a fascinating legacy Average Orthodox parishioner: Every single Bolshevik was a Jew
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
They should fill in the reflecting pool with concrete and build a strip mall on it with a Fuddruckers and a jamba juice and a crumbl cookie and a subway and a McDonald's and a Wendy's and a Jersey Mike's and a chipotle and a domino's pizza and a chick fil a and another Fuddruckers and a
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Video game: Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage! Language: Russian Country: Russia Version: RGR Studio
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
My DSA local has been encouraging people to get involved with an ICE rapid response group, and honestly the thing that finally gets me off my ass might be that I don't want anyone to claim @whstancil.bsky.social has better praxis than I do.
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
@alexsaysstuff.bsky.social I just got caught up on the History of Yugoslavia podcast and I had a few questions. Is this a good place to ask them?
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
“Social murder” is a term created by Friedrich Engels to describe the premature death of marginalized people due to political, social, or economic oppression. What is happening right now in America is the premeditated, calculated, & planned extermination of children who are trans. This is genocide.
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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K. Dawud @wokedawud.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
You're laughing, Dr. James Dobson died of complications from rib-removal surgery because he wanted to suck his own cock and you're laughing?
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
As I said on Very Legal, Very Cool with @josiahwsutton.bsky.social Jack Chick was anti-Catholic in the way most right wing conspiracy theorists are antisemitic.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
If I wanted to listen to what marginally employed men thought about comic book movies, I have the entire rest of the internet for that
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.
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The Magnificast @themagnificast.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran, including Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan. All planes are now outside of Iran air space. A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow. All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great American Warriors.
There is not another military in the World that could have done this.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.For from the least to the greatest of them,
everyone is greedy for unjust gain;
and from prophet to priest, everyone deals falsely.
They have treated the wound of my people carelessly,
saying, 'Peace, peace, when there is no peace.
They acted shamefully, they committed abomination;
yet they were not ashamed, they did not know how to blush.
Therefore they shall fall among those who fall;
at the time that I punish them, they shall be overthrown, says the LORD.
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ugh I’m getting so many of these
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I got assessed for ASD recently, and the doctor found I was just short of the threshold for diagnosis, and I was kinda miffed because I thought I'd figured something out about myself and got told I was wrong. But Christ Almighty I dodged a fucking bullet there.
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I wish there was an app I could post about this on
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
admiral william adama, noted hater of networked computers
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
@profanity.accountant
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 07/03/2025
You can have the cops come beat the shit out of your students to prove you’re not a filthy commie and they’ll still do this to you and all you’ll have done is show everyone what a pathetic little coward you are. Might as well do the right thing the first time
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Breaking News
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The Trump administration is cancelling roughly $400 million in grants and contracts to Columbia University over allegations of antisemitism
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
"The Men Behind the Wire" is a great song. I didn't realize David Simon was so high up in the IRA.
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I'm at the bakery I'm at the taco shop I'm at the combination bakery and taco shop
Weirdly angled photo of a restaurant. The sign reads "Caminos de Michoacan Panaderia y Taqueria"
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Thinking the Magic 8-Ball is useless is midwit. It's a magic ball that answers any question you ask it from levels ranging from modestly coherent to extremely proficient. If you haven't bothered to figure it out to derive some utility out of it then you're just being lazy tbh.
The Magic 8-Ball of yore is a plastic toy that answered yes/no questions randomly.
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Jonny Rashid @jonnyrashid.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If you can’t condemn someone saluting Hitler, but you can condemn someone who pleads for mercy on the most vulnerable, you are a child of hell.
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I just left a hipster coffee shop (IHOP). The liberals at the table next to me were whispering (talking loudly) about how the new Nosferatu shows his penis. America is PROUD! 🇺🇸
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Andrew Facini @andrewfacini.com · 24/01/2025
In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
Graphic showing the proposed pictogram warning of the dangers of buried nuclear waste for the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant.
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Do I have any Jewish followers who can help me make sense of this phenomenon? Evangelicals' favorite non-Christian media are Fiddler on the Roof and The Princess Bride. I've mostly made sense of the latter but the former baffles me more deeply the more I think about it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2025
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Yeah Tennessee would have gone blue if my comrades and I hadn't sunk the Harris campaign here. Because she definitely campaigned here, and specifically sought far-left voters, but at our joint DSA-PSL-SWP-LR-FRSO statewide meeting we unanimously agreed to do a misogynoir.
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I do have a firm an opinion one this app needing an edit button, fucking Lord
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I'm subscribed to Liberation Road's newsletter because I have friends in the org and think they have some solid analysis, but it really bugs me how they consistently use "Latin@." You had like four options there and you picked the most annoying one, come on. How is that even pronounced?
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
[the smuggest voice you can possibly imagine] oh, you want me to learn how to cook? guess you didn't realize that simply enriches google and supports the fascist tech oligarchy. idiot
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Need to get more Memphis peeps on here. I have thoughts about my boss's boss's boss's boss getting fired, but I don't think any of my followers will give a shit.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If anything I thought the bishop’s homily was too nice. Episcopalians, we are allowed to be spicy. Like have you read the psalms, prophets and Jesus?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 21/01/2025
The "he's not gonna listen to her" reactions are missing many points. Lots of other people are also hearing it. Lots of people can see him hearing it, then weigh what she's said with what he'll do. Lots of people can see her refusal to surrender these ancient teachings to the latest face of empire
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Michael H. Weber @mhweber.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Coyote vs. Acme
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
There's something especially pathetic about the tendency to imagine your enemies not getting laid. Weird ideological kinship between incels and a certain type of liberal.
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The Ragin' Cajun would be a dope wrestling gimmick, pity the moniker is taken by a hideous Clintonite lizard
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The vibe I get is that he wants to be Hugenberg, which is just as bad but more pathetic.
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Cowboy “Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em” Socialist @mpavictoria.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
“If only the Tzar knew what his advisors were doing in his name”
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
watching BABYGIRL on the TV in the NYT breakroom but shaking my head so people know i disagree while also masturbating
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Reading Nietzsche as a Christian on the Left is fun. Lol hell yeah we propagated slave morality and undermined the elite will to power and subverted the foundations of Western greatness. That's awesome. Cry more bitch.
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Shane @shaneisposting.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I wish Mr. Bean was PG-13 so he could say fuck exactly once.
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Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Seeing him sun himself on a rock licking his eyeballs as he agonizes over the first four, maddeningly imperfect mambos? That’s cinema, baby
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violence @creature.gay · 16/01/2025
in the uk a trans girl will be stabbed for being outed as trans and the media will respond with "this is why every trans person should be forcibly outed"
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Grossman @grossonline.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Whoever wrote that must have been thinking about Eisenhower's final address warning about the Military-Industrial Complex but the thing is that speech was trash because Eisenhower governed in lockstep with the MIC for eight years.
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