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magikarpolycarp

@magikarpolycarp.bsky.social
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Episcopalian. Pianist/organist/baritone. Pokémon TCG player. tehanu1 on PTCGL. Here for Pokémon and other nerdy stuff.

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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 10h
omfg 😍😍😍
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 13h
The number of spam accounts following me on here lately is too damn high!
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: “why person on Facebook not add me, we have 20+ mutuals.” Other voice in my head: “they only know you as a talking gold fish on Bluesky, silly.”
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please never add me to a starter pack, I do not want to be perceived.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to be warm and cozy, but also I want a fan going.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tbh I think the best thing to do with 30th is just buy the card you want. I could buy 2 3-pack blisters for $70 and likely not get what I want, or just buy the exact card I want for a few bucks less.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The moment they flip over a Dreepy and a Budew.
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sooo what happened to that new rule about having 45 seconds for your first deck check? Cause Mateusz just took waaaayyy longer than that. Also my guy, play the cards, don’t just flop a bunch of cards down from your hand. Actually one of my biggest pet peeves. 😤
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was about to ask a genuine question then remembered where I was
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really think that we the Pokemon TCG community as a community should all start listening to our consciences and play something besides Dragapult.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like more of the Pokemon TCG community is here and active than ever before, so plot twist this is my favorite era of Bluesky?
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jesus Christ, our only Mediator and Advocate.
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Kristen Halbert @khalbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Canceled by God is wild.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but M83 released a new album today.
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Joyce Millman @joycemillman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The best thing about this humor piece is that it corrals a bunch of clueless transphobes in the comments. Blockapalooza!
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s bisexual awareness week. Beware of me.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A rare sports post from me, but this is important! The WNBA is getting so popular that they’re expanding the regular season from 44 games to 50 games starting next season. Lesbians, we salute you for your service.
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snom @yukihami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Fr Kurt Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇱 ☮️ @revkurt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Nothing is more shameful to a civilized nation than to allow itself to be ‘governed’ by an irresponsible clique of sovereigns who have given themselves over to dark urges – and that without resisting.” – Leaflets of the White Rose, Leaflet 1 (1942) This could have been written today.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nap
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You ever just listen through your playlists and be like damn I have good taste in music
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The girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They don’t know meme
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Half the Slayyyter songs I’ve heard sound like Cyberpunk boss music if it had lyrics, and trust me this is meant as a huge compliment.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Earlier today my partner tried explaining knitting and crocheting to me
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Confused Math Meme
ALT: Confused Math Meme
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LOL
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Winner of the Baltimore regional: the RNG gods.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Joyous Pumpkinspicemastide to all who celebrate.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Loving these energies 😍
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Found the equivalent post on Facebook of this, and the comments were completely rational and normal 🤪
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Unfortunately I can’t ever delete social media
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fine i will do it i will eat the massive green orb sitting on the bed of refried beans
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What in tarnation
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of my local shops posted on their Instagram that they had 130 people in line yesterday for the 30th anniversary set, and I’m sorry I love Pokemon cards but I have other things to do with my life than wait in a line that long. Ain’t got no time for that.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Seated
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s so beautiful
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This post is your sign to treat yoself
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-in…
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Getting in my performative public reading for the day
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had to become Episcopalian for many reasons, one of which was to escape Protestant guitars. 😂
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Based on some recent new followers, I got added to a Pokemon Pocket group list. I do not play Pokemon Pocket.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Aside from ADHD ruining my life each and every day, I’m doing fine!!
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No matter how good a day may be going, ADHD brain will find a way to fuck something up.
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait a minute
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saw an incredible shirt on the bus today which read: “Part holy Part hood So pray with me Don’t play with me”
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magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran turns out to be a lil bitch?? Oh no I’m shocked.
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