magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 13hThe number of spam accounts following me on here lately is too damn high! 020
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me: “why person on Facebook not add me, we have 20+ mutuals.” Other voice in my head: “they only know you as a talking gold fish on Bluesky, silly.” 040
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Please never add me to a starter pack, I do not want to be perceived. 030
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I want to be warm and cozy, but also I want a fan going. 041
Reposted by magikarpolycarpEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 122102882666
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tbh I think the best thing to do with 30th is just buy the card you want. I could buy 2 3-pack blisters for $70 and likely not get what I want, or just buy the exact card I want for a few bucks less. 150
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The moment they flip over a Dreepy and a Budew. 051
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comJ. Jonah Jameson's Iconic LaughALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh 053
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sooo what happened to that new rule about having 45 seconds for your first deck check? Cause Mateusz just took waaaayyy longer than that. Also my guy, play the cards, don’t just flop a bunch of cards down from your hand. Actually one of my biggest pet peeves. 😤 030
Reposted by magikarpolycarpsophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was about to ask a genuine question then remembered where I was 0122
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I really think that we the Pokemon TCG community as a community should all start listening to our consciences and play something besides Dragapult. 3100
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I feel like more of the Pokemon TCG community is here and active than ever before, so plot twist this is my favorite era of Bluesky? 091
Reposted by magikarpolycarpBCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Jesus Christ, our only Mediator and Advocate. 1193
Reposted by magikarpolycarpKristen Halbert @khalbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Canceled by God is wild. 15413
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but M83 released a new album today. 020
Reposted by magikarpolycarpJoyce Millman @joycemillman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The best thing about this humor piece is that it corrals a bunch of clueless transphobes in the comments. Blockapalooza! 1468
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s bisexual awareness week. Beware of me. 0112
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A rare sports post from me, but this is important! The WNBA is getting so popular that they’re expanding the regular season from 44 games to 50 games starting next season. Lesbians, we salute you for your service. 1170
Reposted by magikarpolycarpFr Kurt Huber 🏳️🌈🇬🇱 ☮️ @revkurt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Nothing is more shameful to a civilized nation than to allow itself to be ‘governed’ by an irresponsible clique of sovereigns who have given themselves over to dark urges – and that without resisting.” – Leaflets of the White Rose, Leaflet 1 (1942) This could have been written today. 093
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You ever just listen through your playlists and be like damn I have good taste in music 140
Reposted by magikarpolycarpThe girl with the Garfield tattoo @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 211234
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Half the Slayyyter songs I’ve heard sound like Cyberpunk boss music if it had lyrics, and trust me this is meant as a huge compliment. 030
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Earlier today my partner tried explaining knitting and crocheting to mestatic.klipy.comConfused Math MemeALT: Confused Math Meme 060
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Winner of the Baltimore regional: the RNG gods. 000
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Joyous Pumpkinspicemastide to all who celebrate. 020
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Found the equivalent post on Facebook of this, and the comments were completely rational and normal 🤪 160
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Unfortunately I can’t ever delete social media 151
Reposted by magikarpolycarpdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026fine i will do it i will eat the massive green orb sitting on the bed of refried beans 61120683
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One of my local shops posted on their Instagram that they had 130 people in line yesterday for the 30th anniversary set, and I’m sorry I love Pokemon cards but I have other things to do with my life than wait in a line that long. Ain’t got no time for that. 050
Reposted by magikarpolycarpThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-in… 554606762
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Getting in my performative public reading for the day 020
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I had to become Episcopalian for many reasons, one of which was to escape Protestant guitars. 😂 051
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Based on some recent new followers, I got added to a Pokemon Pocket group list. I do not play Pokemon Pocket. 010
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Aside from ADHD ruining my life each and every day, I’m doing fine!! 000
Reposted by magikarpolycarpLisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.  329253025782
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026No matter how good a day may be going, ADHD brain will find a way to fuck something up. 040
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Saw an incredible shirt on the bus today which read: “Part holy Part hood So pray with me Don’t play with me” 010
magikarpolycarp @magikarpolycarp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ed Sheeran turns out to be a lil bitch?? Oh no I’m shocked. 1101