Reposted by Lucy BloomDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026From time to time I like to check in with Mike Elias to make sure that he's still half a fraud and a turd. Seems like everything's going well in that regard. defector.com/what-process...defector.comWhat Process Are The Orioles Trusting? | DefectorNot a lot of owners would have let Mike Elias do what he has done with the Baltimore Orioles. This was true in a negative, how-dare-you-sir sense when the team’s John Angelos–led ownership entrusted E... 1318231
Reposted by Lucy BloomAlanis King @alanisnking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today would’ve been my friend Tom Matano’s 79th birthday. Tom designed cars like the NA Miata, NB Miata, and FD RX-7. If you love Miatas, you have him to thank for many things that make them special. It’s important to remember people. Thank you for remembering Tom with me today 1447284
Reposted by Lucy Bloomgwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 16/09/2026starting pitcher post game interview: this group of guys is really special and we're not done yet relief pitcher post game interview: to be back here means so much. i was living in my car, i was about to become a clown. then coach told me to throw the splitter, my confidence is off the chain 218126
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026yankees fans are possibly the worst people alive but nothing can ever hurt them worse than high leverage fielding blunders committed by their own team yankees players righteously blunder as though it is their only mission, and for that reason ill never truly hate them 191
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026every guy in the kent street-racing scene looks like this 020
Reposted by Lucy BloomMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When you're going up against a reliever who's about to throw 40 pitches in a game for the first time in five months, you want to make two outs on three pitches 1281
Reposted by Lucy Bloomchloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026[Texting my Type A friend] This is gonna be my month for real. Watch this space [Texting $200 Herman Miller Aeron marketplace listing] would yoy do $70 122920
Reposted by Lucy BloomCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tee still trying to find his socks 833460
Reposted by Lucy BloomSabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I blogged about my ongoing, monkish rewatch of Monk defector.com/mr-monk-and-...defector.comMr. Monk And The Unfinished Book | DefectorOne of Monk’s most Monk-like episodes in all of Monk occurs in Season 2, Episode 7: “Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect.” Adrian Monk, Tony Shalhoub’s impersonation of Eeyore if the donkey had severe O... 2627
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i was like damn, why are all the women around here so beautiful? looked at a map: i am in bushwick 110
Reposted by Lucy BloomRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026actually this was unintentionally cutting analysis from the broadcast crew It's plainly true that many Browns fans were excited for Deshaun Watson when they thought he would be good, started booing him when he was terrible, and are now back to cheering for him again 81659
Reposted by Lucy BloomBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you were in a frat in college, that's something you need to tell people by going door-to-door 3606
Reposted by Lucy BloomHouthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax) 131461
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026jerry reinsdorf gets a letter in english, but the one for meg will be in latin 1130
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026raycon the cruddy headphone company was started by Ray J??? did everyone already know this??? 000
Reposted by Lucy BloomPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026Astros players going after their own fans for booing them in a playoff loss… now that’s something you simply hate to see 71028
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my first completed run was a spare trousers/square joker build so while i know two pair is kinda ass in the meta it will always be the best in my heart 000
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026at the libs watch party and every man here looks like the "if the bassist looks like this youre gonna die in that pit" meme 090
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this post was spurred by getting smoked by an ante 3 psychic when my load bearing scoring joker was a half joker. havent really done a lot of 4-of-a-kind builds yet. if i get a bunch of one card i usually go 5-of-a-kind, otherwise im usually pair or high card-pilled 100
Reposted by Lucy BloomKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Your lack of empathy is telling. Who cares why they packed so many clothes for a three-hour tour. 612537
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the next time i remember to re-roll the boss blind to avoid an obvious run ender in balatro will be the first time 120
Reposted by Lucy BloomAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I had gotten hit by a car to get this photo it would have been worth it 1433048
Reposted by Lucy BloomBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The teeth pattern is sublime 1527416
Reposted by Lucy BloomEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026Free newsletter: When will the AI bubble burst? When the money runs out. Raising debt for AI data centers is becoming untenable, infrastructure break-even points keep getting further away, and many of VC's AI investments look like dead money. www.wheresyoured.at/dead-money/wheresyoured.athttps://www.wheresyoured.at/dead-money/If you liked this piece, you should subscribe to my premium newsletter, and you can subscribe on the following links: $70 a year, $18 a quarter, or $7 a month. In return you get a weekly premium… 20668155
Reposted by Lucy BloomSabrina Imbler @sabs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"There is, as it turns out, a reason why writers love New York, and my apartment in Tacoma would have given Julian of Norwich seasonal depression." a real banger of a @groan.bsky.social blog defector.com/how-can-you-...defector.comHow Can You Not Be Romantic About An Old Rusty Truck Almost Ruining Your Life? | DefectorYou ever need something so badly it scares you to say it aloud, just because the universe might smell that stench of desperation about you and smite your ass back into the existential garbage time you... 1303
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hey look a blogdefector.comHow Can You Not Be Romantic About An Old Rusty Truck Almost Ruining Your Life? | DefectorYou ever need something so badly it scares you to say it aloud, just because the universe might smell that stench of desperation about you and smite your ass back into the existential garbage time you... 172
Reposted by Lucy BloomRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hi i'm Greydon Grey IV, chief marketing exec at Grey Uniforms Inc. Here's why we think your NFL team could use some grey uniforms: —gets away from your team's iconic color sets —does not look good —extremely forgettable —looks bad —could easily be confused with any other team —looks like crap 3464484
Reposted by Lucy Bloom"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 27/09/2026Everyone wants to have a glue guy but no one wants to know how they come to be. 2789
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026jeez after the last lynx game i figured the libs series might be a kinda messy shootout but this is some truly ugly ass ball from everyone that doesnt love harry potter 000
Reposted by Lucy BloomJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it actually doesn't rain very often in the pacific northwest. i visited seattle for a couple days one time and it didn't rain the entire time i was there 080276
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's probably a recession indicator when *my* culture is becoming a costume 051
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i knew i was washed when i gave in to the unbearable cringe of liquid death and discovered to my horror that it was delicious 2230
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026not gonna quote the iced coffee moron but when i zoom interviewed for defector i was just slurping the vape the whole time, so i kinda reckon a place you actually want to be wont care 2922
Reposted by Lucy BloomTim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am trying to manage my expectations, but they are currently at “This will instantiate a new form in and a new grammar for cinema.” 415611
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026if i see one more faux no-gatekeeping DTC influomertial reel where the dipshit goes "my only complaint about [product] is that it's a limited [edition drop/time offer]!" im gonna go kyle mode on the sheetrock 020
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026yea i think i gotta unionize the the mattress im freelancing from. my boss is a can of wonster and she aint treating me good 010
Reposted by Lucy BloomChristian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Cobie Durant falls victim to some of the most dastardly friendly fire i've ever seen 14673152
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026man i want so badly for aaron glenn to be the guy that finally fixes the jets. he seems so fun and normal as far as coaches go 010
Reposted by Lucy Bloomcinnamonj.bsky.social @cinnamonj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's almost as though throwing trans people under the bus is what they actually want to be doing and all this "electability" talk is just a post hoc justification. 245922
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the immovable object (cardinals run defense) vs the unstoppable force (fear of letting drew lock pass) 010
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026sort of terrifying hollowness behind the eyes of the cannon gmc guy 011
Lucy Bloom @groan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026fair enough, but im not sure ill believe anything from reddit after the cbat story 020
