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Graham

@grims.bsky.social
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Head of Security at Panthalassa. Security Nerd and People Nerd. Socialist. Anti-Fascist. Black Lives Matter. LGBTQA+ friendly. Guns Leftist, but not pro gun culture. I am in scenes and hate scenes but am still in them. graham.posthaven.com

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is at once the most mortifying and funniest character arc I've ever seen from a rich kid who I watched be desperate to be famous and considered cool and tried so hard to buy his way into that for over a decade until he stumbled onto a grift which finally succeeded. He's actually like Musk
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was instantly intrigued and joined the waitlist. I suspect they’re on to something and regardless of where it ends up, it’ll make a good platform for collaborating in my family.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At Cornell, one person— Christina Liang — handles every disciplinary case, including the Cornell Seven’s and the suspensions of over 40 protestors. Liang wrote in 2025 that “2024 was one of the most challenging years of my career…and it helped me learn that caring less is okay.”
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they will kick your ass out of Build a Bear if you even start putting a dick on a bear, so i don’t see how any of this makes sense.
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that matt bors “we should improve society somewhat” comic has so penetrated society that designers are making medieval peasant wear as a subconscious protest
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you’re getting negged
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it’s an idea (that i’m building towards) but I don’t know if it’s an actual thing anywhere. also i can’t dm you. also i have a pretty restrictive media ruleset that id need to closely review before talking about anything, just to be safe
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it absolutely is not
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
ME: (crawling out of the sea) Oh thank god! There’s been a terrible shipwreck! Please, I need water GUY ON SHORE HOLDING A GIANT BOOK: Not so fast, bitch. This is Puzzle Island
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Alone Again Or - The Damned
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hay buddy you better get your ouija board out, they are dragging your ass in the
an app icon showing a ghostly figure labeled “Spirit Chat”
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the problem with having worked at thirteen startups is that people will say "bet this is one of the more dysfunctional things you've seen" and i just go "not even top 5"
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
There's poetry everywhere in this world
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Chris Palmer @fugueish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“There is a lot of thinking and writing … that suggest there are ways to design and develop computers to be more human, more safe, more responsible, more ethical. The inconvenient reality, however, is that if a society is sick, its computer culture will be sick too. That’s where we are today.”
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh how exciting
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“street” presumably
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TM NZ is really, really good.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 09/09/2026
Excited to get back to the days of Canadian rye bootlegging
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
between MUSK and You Can See Everything it's gonna be an amazing year for movies so full of purestrain cringe that i’m watching them slumped allllll the way down in my seat, through my fingers held up in front of my face, with my hoodie pulled all the way up around my head so no one can see me
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
other way around
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m constantly confused by all the “how to fix things/defang the fascists” talk. I feel like it’s extremely obvious. Simultaneously go after industries that are primarily grift (products or services) and industries that rely on lack of regulation (supplements) and upper class embezzlement & fraud.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
but it would be very funny in a particularly british way if it did work
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Bayesian" means "from the Bay Area".
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i appreciate the points you’re making here and agree with them and your framing of them. However, I have a small counter argument: What is we can break into them and make winamp skins for these huge dash displays?
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
without the glasses… kind of a smokeshow
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
pigface really played loose with those lyrics, but i guess when a band is known for drinking on stage the entire time, that’s what you get
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Shasta 🐦‍⬛ @shasta.corvid.dev · 03/09/2026
I’m losing it at the placement of this hole in the wall
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We could ask these companies to slow down and be more circumspect about the risks being revealed, to allow us all time for discussion and perhaps changes in their side or ours. Or, and hear me out, we could transfer as much of the risk as possible to uninformed parties and make a lot of money.
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 31/08/2026
Nice post! Figured I'd reply to it with some other stuff I was thinking about.
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hrm is this “it”? cuz it kinda looks like it might be it. usps being cajoled into a scheme to disrupt mail in voting, almost entirely in blue states, ignoring already existent federal court orders and clear constitutional law. idk i think this might be it y’all
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
both questions: the federalist society
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
chest fur sells it so hard
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is fun in that I drifted off for five minutes imagining the comic scenario "Courtney Love holding down a job"
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is probably not a very hot take but OpenAI’s iMessage integration is a terrible, bad, horrible, no good idea. I hope Apple finds a route to blocking it. I hope people refuse to use it. I wonder at the root cause of its being built at all.
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i think it’s clear that we are all very, very lucky that those euro football world cup tourists did not find out about this
buffalo wild wings brand ranch flavor pop rocks
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
antonio hates you but he respects you now. antonio still hates this job but he admits that he’s actually building a monument to something that is a real trumph. it SHOULD have a gaudy granite shrine of remembrance about the time that someone didn’t buy github. because what a fuck up that was.
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
antonio doesn’t like the coffee. antonio doesn’t like you. you seem like a smug prick. antonio kinda hates this job but it pays a lot. he asked someone who was watching him one day what the big deal is and that person spent the whole afternoon setting the entire context. antonio wept.
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
they hauled in a 4 ton granite boulder and plopped it down outside the cafeteria where you can see it from your office and for a year now a single sculptor has been shaping it into a copy of that email, born aloft by cherubs. his name is antonio. you bring him a coffee most mornings.
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
imagine being the M&A team at one of those other companies who was trying to buy Github. you gotta be walking on air. you gotta be acting like you’ve never made a mistake. you had that email you sent that said “i’m not sure the roi on this makes sense if we keep chasing it” printed out and bronzed
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake voice* hes growing hibiscus
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i swear if some decent hotel chain ever starts having bedjets i will be a customer for life at whatever tier is required to guarantee one every time
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
brendel you may hold the lathe of heaven. you can’t know! don’t do this!!
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
at least it wasn’t a printer or you’d be assigned to that old story as well
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Graham @grims.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have decided that from now on i’m referring to all agentic systems i’m running as “viziers” and any of them that misbehave as “scheming viziers”
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/08/2026
Man goes to see the Cyclops. Says he's depressed. He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way. Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you." Man starts crying. Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If only I had a TV show with reach,
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